Time To Orgasm, Ladies …

A couple years ago our website ignited a modest controversy when we exposed the University of South Carolina’s student activity fees, which go to fund all sorts of bizarre stuff. The fee generates roughly $3.4 million a year (or at least it did back in 2010) – roughly $600,000 of…

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A couple years ago our website ignited a modest controversy when we exposed the University of South Carolina’s student activity fees, which go to fund all sorts of bizarre stuff.

The fee generates roughly $3.4 million a year (or at least it did back in 2010) – roughly $600,000 of which goes to fund “Carolina Productions,” a student entertainment group which has made some very dubious expenditures. Our guess is the fee is going up … like USC’s tuition (but unlike its national academic standing).

Anyway, the latest interesting “Carolina Production?”

Take a look …


Yeah … we love the female orgasm, too. In fact “we love it long time.”

Having said that, our guess is there are plenty of South Carolina lawmakers who, well … won’t.

Don’t look now, University of Toronto … the Bible belt is cumming up fast in your rearview.


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9" January 30, 2013 at 4:22 pm Reply
Darth January 31, 2013 at 12:32 pm

wasn’t Andrea True in a few reels screened at the old Atalntic Twin Theaters long ‘ere Sic was a twinkle in someone’s eye?

BigT January 30, 2013 at 4:25 pm

My observation powers tell me: When a person, especially male, is so easy to “ignite” over anything even remotely related to sex…it’s a sure sign of sexual repression and a lack of confidence and security…

To be so easily motivated to be included in ANYTHING related to a woman and sex..likely means he has some equipment issues too.

FITS contiually offers verbal over-compensation for what he likely does not have, and he is emotionally damaged and embarrased by his lack of it…

It’s like the inch-worm type guy who buys the $150,000 sporks car…and remember what FITS traded influence for when he was Sanford’s Ace-Boon-Spooner..

Common Sense January 30, 2013 at 4:45 pm

Im sure if anyone..and i mean anyone in the world knows about equipment issues..and maybe “spork” cars as well..its our own little political idiot and site idiot Sarah Palin (bigT).

BigT January 30, 2013 at 5:28 pm

Why do you ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS, just take off on what I say???…You NEVER create any premise, or originate any thought of your own…

You F*(%in liberals are the most lame, no-thinking [email protected]$$#$ on the planet…

Who is the Stupid Some Beech that tells you idiots you’re best and brightest????

You’re the worst and the dullest…

Sgt. Pecker's Lonely Hearts Strip Club Band January 30, 2013 at 6:10 pm

Come on back, Honey! …but bring more money if you want a lap dance with Nikki!

Saluda Rapids January 30, 2013 at 6:58 pm

Common Sense: You’re the best and brightest.

BigT January 30, 2013 at 7:22 pm

SR: It speaks VOLUMES that you try to oppose what I say..

Consider that you and common sense have been “OUTED.” Otherwise you would not be so defensive, and very poorly so, of a comment made toward someone besides you…

Looks like the shoe FITS you…and it’s a “small” shoe…so wear it…LMAO!!!!

PS: Remeber when that Penthouse editor got fired for saying Conservative men were better in bed than liberals…(and putting leftwingers into meltdown)…

I’m guessing she knew FITS, and/or, one of you…

Like er’thing else…you can talk a good game…but you “come up short (pun intended) when it’s “GO” time…

Isotope Soap January 30, 2013 at 8:55 pm

You need to get a real job, Bigums! Go to a free clinic if you have to…

BigT January 31, 2013 at 7:47 am

IS: When all you people offer are empty attacks, why bother??..

If you cannot think of anything w/ original content or thought…why do you waste your time w/ hollow dribble that only serves to show how vapid you are???……

It’s really not worth reading…except to solidfy my opinion of your inteeligence levels…

Saluda Rapids January 31, 2013 at 8:44 am

So you are not a Log Republican, is that what you are saying T? My bad…you are a card carrying member of NAMBLA.

Isotope Soap January 31, 2013 at 11:44 am

Just offering free advice….I’ll let your last sentence speak for itself.

interested January 30, 2013 at 4:59 pm

Female orgasms? oh yeah, I remember those. I thought they went out in the 70s? maybe mine went out in the 70s.

Uncle Remus January 30, 2013 at 5:30 pm

It’s all in the thickness of the shaft. Having a veiny cock helps too.

Oh Shit January 30, 2013 at 5:44 pm

“How do you like your love?”

I like it more, more, more!
Damn that song brings back memories!!!!
I’m not as good as I nce was; but, the first three to four times a night, I’m as good as I ever was!!!

shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 6:29 pm

…. well, that sort of talk reminds me of one recent encounter, when she told me (in a sultry voice exuding anticipation)–


So I did – screwed her twice and slapped her on the ass!

9" January 30, 2013 at 7:27 pm

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmm,Uncle Remus nasty…


shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 10:34 pm

……….. another good one!

fishy smelling coot January 30, 2013 at 6:11 pm

Feminism subsidies at work. Indoctrination not education, and people go into debt for this shit…

Br'er Rabbit January 30, 2013 at 6:46 pm

Oncle Remus, yo’ is sho’ rit w’en you say—–

===Better de gravy dan no grease ‘tall

===Don’t rain eve’y time de pig squeal

===Tattlin’ ‘oman can’t make de bread rise

===De howlin’ dog know w’at he sees

===Hit takes a bee fer er git de sweetness out’n de hoar-hound blossom

Tonto Goldberg January 30, 2013 at 6:59 pm

I’d rather have a 6 inch tongue than a 12 inch cock!

This guy went to a local bar.
He would sit night after night, watching this one average guy always take home the hottest women in the place.
After a week of this, he finally asked the bartender, “What is it with this guy. Night after night he always takes home the best looking, hottest women. What’s his secret?”
The bar tender says, “Damn if I know, I never see him say a word or make conversation. He just sits there night after night licking his eyebrows.”

shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 7:24 pm

…. old one, but still good (chuckle)

shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 7:27 pm

…. here’s one of my old ones——

Two guys meet who haven’t seen each other in a couple of years. One asks the other, “by the way, how is your wife today?”

The other guy says, “oh, she’s in bed with hepatitis.”

The other says, “damn, is that Greek back in town again!”

shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 7:37 pm

…. this has nothing to do with this article, but I have had three Jewish sweethearts, none of whom understood jokes (but they were very good at playing pranks)- all of the great Jewish jokes I got from their family members, and there are only a few that relate to sex – here’s one that I remember—–

How does an American Jew make a small fortune when he moves to Israel?

He comes with a big one!

South Mauldin January 30, 2013 at 7:53 pm

My girlfriend went deep sea fishing with my 3 best friends. She came home with a big red snapper.

shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 8:30 pm

….. good one (chuckle), and a similar one=====

My sister went on a deep sea fishing charter and caught a 180 pounder – they’re getting married in June.

shifty henry January 30, 2013 at 9:29 pm

…. Will, thanks for the fabulous photo – give us an update tomorrow on the program

RINO January 31, 2013 at 6:23 am

It’s a great day in South Carolina

Old Bike Dude January 31, 2013 at 8:03 am

There’s many ways to give a women an orgasm, but who gives a shit.

bobbi jo pepperdine January 31, 2013 at 8:44 am


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bobbi jo pepperdine January 31, 2013 at 5:05 pm

Shame – shame on you!

? January 31, 2013 at 7:00 pm

Hey, leave me be. I’m just laughing at it, if I practiced it I’d be divorced.

How many marriages have you been through OBD? Care to share? I understand if not…lol

Judy Chop Casual Hero January 31, 2013 at 8:21 pm

A 90 year old lady was arrested last week for prostitution and hauled into court. The judge peers over his glasses and says to the lady, “Prostitution? 90 years old? I don’t quite get it, mam.”

The elderly lady replies, “I’m in ill health and I got to support myself — I’ve got, a-cute vagina.”

shifty henry January 31, 2013 at 8:47 pm

…. good one! which reminds me—

How do most college guys propose?
“You’re gonna have a what?”

Girl: “Do you know how to keep a sex maniac in suspense for twenty-four hours?”
Guy: “No. How?”
Girl: “I’ll tell you tomorrow!”

A handsome guy walks into a general store and asked the luscious sales clerk, “Do you keep stationery?”
She replied, “Until the last few seconds, then I go crazy!”

shifty henry January 31, 2013 at 9:15 pm

…. and staying with the subject, I can’t resist this one—-

What’s the difference between Jewish women and Catholic women?
Catholic women have fake jewelry and real orgasms.

Judy Chop Casual Hero February 1, 2013 at 8:55 pm

I had a Jewish girlfriend once and her idea of oral sex was sucking the numbers off my gold American Express card!

shifty henry February 2, 2013 at 1:47 pm

… good one – I can’t wait to repeat it

Judy Chop February 2, 2013 at 6:49 pm

Thanks. I get paid to make these things up. Free for you — just be sure and quote me ;-)

Holman Jenkins February 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Resembles Darla Moore cashing a check.

shifty henry February 2, 2013 at 6:19 pm

…. very good! – but I believe she prefers direct deposit!


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