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The SC State Guard … Knows How To Party

COMPTROLLER CREEPY’S CHRISTMAS BASH We were legitimately shocked to learn that “Republican” S.C. Comptroller General Richard Eckstrom’s latest engagement with former GOP superintendent of education candidate Kelly Payne has lasted more than a month. We figured two weeks … tops. (Imagine how many sex tapes the self-proclaimed “fine specimen” has…

COMPTROLLER CREEPY’S CHRISTMAS BASH

We were legitimately shocked to learn that “Republican” S.C. Comptroller General Richard Eckstrom’s latest engagement with former GOP superintendent of education candidate Kelly Payne has lasted more than a month. We figured two weeks … tops.

(Imagine how many sex tapes the self-proclaimed “fine specimen” has made in that amount of time). 

For those of you unfamiliar with “Keckstrom,” consider yourself lucky. These two define the term “toxic relationship” – and we have no doubt within weeks their affair will once again devolve into police reports and nude images (<- NSFW) anonymously leaked to this website.

Anyway Eckstrom – who in addition to his “Comptroller Creepy” duties double-dips as head of the S.C. State Guard – enjoyed a rocking Christmas Party last month.  Not only that, his “other” taxpayer-funded agency was kind enough to post pictures from its party on Facebook.

Enjoy …

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Yeah … based on that assemblage of pure South Carolina inbrededness, our guess is the Palmetto State might wanna just wave the white flag in the event it ever gets invaded. We’re certainly looking forward to putting them to the test when it comes time to institute our benevolent dictatorship …

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18 comments

James the Foot Soldier January 3, 2013 at 12:30 pm

I used to think she was a hottie but her aging process has sped up with each diaper change.

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? January 3, 2013 at 1:20 pm

lol, so far your comment is the funniest.

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SparkleCity January 3, 2013 at 12:40 pm

From the photo taken at the back of the room:

It looks like a bunch of aging white people at a party to me……

Not one too “roudy” to boot – considering folding church chairs & tables……..

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bogart January 3, 2013 at 12:48 pm

Enlarge that last picture and then tell me….are they a married couple?

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General Fuckup (Ret) January 3, 2013 at 12:57 pm

Along with your inability to accurately report news, you even suck at attempts to create news.

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norman January 3, 2013 at 1:00 pm

What a bunch of wannabe assholes. More ribbons on them then a 30 year Infantryman. Last photo does appear they may have just finished up playing drop the soap.

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jimlewis,owb January 3, 2013 at 1:18 pm

Just for the sake of trying to piss on the pervert’s leg it appears that the party is being held in a public facility.

Not many private facilities have multiple flags and cockroach pictures on the wall.

If you enlarge the picture of the two “females” palming each other, the table in the background looks to be supporting a fair number of bottles. Perhaps they are ginger ale.

Regardless I was under the impression that any form of alcohol was banned from public buildings and grounds.

Silly me, the pervert is a General and rules don’t apply to Generals, right Petraeus.

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interested January 3, 2013 at 3:16 pm

oh, you let me down with that one. Have you been drinking or something? your normal rapier wit is now more of a rapists wit, and that sir is not funny.

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Fucking Shriners- all of em January 3, 2013 at 2:31 pm

Reminds me of having to attend a damn Shriners dinner with my grandparents as a kid.

Bunch of ugly ass old women with more undergarment lines than the third floor at the Hanes plant.

Thank you, now I have to puke.

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not fair January 3, 2013 at 2:33 pm

You realize that the State Guard is not the same thing as the South Carolina National Guard. The State Guard is just a support group for the SCNG and doesn’t have the same level of training nor the physical fitness qualification.

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SparkleCity January 3, 2013 at 2:42 pm

I’ve tried to point that out seveal times in other posts……

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The Colonel January 3, 2013 at 2:46 pm

Nor are they paid except in rare circumstances.

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Mike at the Beach January 3, 2013 at 2:49 pm

I think using even the term “support group” is a stretch for these clowns. If you want to be a soldier, great. Go be a soldier. Don’t dress up like one and prance around SC like you’ve done something. Am I imagining this, or was Bauer part of that sham for a while? Just goofy…

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shifty henry January 3, 2013 at 2:59 pm

Kelly looks like she has a “baby bump”.

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? January 3, 2013 at 4:21 pm

Having been the holiday’s as well as grandpa’s sperm being past the “by date” I’m guessing it’s more like a “buffet baby”.

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carrie January 3, 2013 at 3:37 pm

Nice pictures, but who are they?

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Wondering January 4, 2013 at 10:08 am

What a load of shit!
Now let’s get back to the Cayce Police chief and his missing weapons.

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Wondering January 4, 2013 at 10:15 am

Why does this dude wear a general’s star?
What a joke

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