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SC Revenue Department: The Masturbation Files

NIKKI HALEY’S CABINET TOO BUSY “WHACKING” TO STOP THE HACKING  It’s painfully evident at this point that the S.C. Department of Revenue (SCDOR) hasn’t been protecting taxpayers’ personal information … even though S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley says there was “nothing” her agency could have done to stop an unprecedented security…

NIKKI HALEY’S CABINET TOO BUSY “WHACKING” TO STOP THE HACKING 

It’s painfully evident at this point that the S.C. Department of Revenue (SCDOR) hasn’t been protecting taxpayers’ personal information … even though S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley says there was “nothing” her agency could have done to stop an unprecedented security breach that occurred earlier this year at the agency.

Whatever happened … 3.6 million Social Security numbers, more than 400,000 credit and debit card numbers

And that’s just the data we know was ripped off.  Other information – including individual income tax returns – may have also been lifted.

So … if SCDOR employees haven’t been protecting these files, what have they been up to? (You know … aside from being corrupt and incompetent).

Glad you asked …

On October 10 – the same day that Haley’s administration says SCDOR first discovered that it had been hacked – SCDOR account manager Kevin Dailey was caught with his pants down in Myrtle Beach, S.C.  Literally.

Alleged SCDOR “Whacker” Kevin Dailey

According to WMBF TV 43 (NBC – Myrtle Beach, S.C.), Dailey and another man were arrested for lewd conduct after an undercover police officer caught them masturbating in public.

“Two officers were wearing an audio recording device when they approached the beach access Wednesday and found a middle-aged man sitting on a bench,” WMBF reports.
“After striking up a conversation with the man, an elderly man came sat down beside him.  The conversation lasted about 10 minutes, and per the incident report, nothing sexual was discussed.  However, the two men did at some point, remove their genitals from their pants and begin to masturbate in front of the officers.”

Wait … WHAT?

Yeah …

Dailey – who made $81,602 annually (not counting benefits) – resigned his post on Friday, not long after the security breach was disclosed to the public.

Meanwhile, sources at SCDOR tell FITS that another agency employee was terminated recently after being caught “masturbating in the restroom at work.”

Wow …

“It’s a great day in South Carolina,” people … for whackers and hackers, apparently.

For citizens and taxpayers?  Not so much …

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29 comments

Silver Eagle October 31, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I just find it real strange that the hacker only took expired credit cards. Does anybody else find that a little strange?

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Frank Pytel October 31, 2012 at 1:02 pm

I wish the hackers had taken the whackers.

BBbbwwaahahahahahahahahahah

Have a Great Day!! :) :-

Frank Pytel

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Thomas October 31, 2012 at 10:56 pm

Hey Frank, you do not own it unless it is in your possession….?

BTW, why the story time stoppage….we have major developments in the hacker story, no indictments promised by the Feds, and Boykin Rose’s Lottery is telling us money is missing.

TELL US A STORY SIC!

Have a Better Day®

@OGOB ?

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toyota kawaski November 1, 2012 at 8:37 am

take a bath you stinking indian and then we all can have a good day

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Todd October 31, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I bet Lindsey Graham wishes he were a fly on the wall.

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GreenvilleLwyr October 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm

Will, sounds like you need to get to the bottom of this and set up some kind of sting…

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james October 31, 2012 at 1:47 pm

Concur, Will Folks is the only journalist IN the whole fucking state.

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? October 31, 2012 at 4:06 pm

Ha! I think you missed something James.

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Anna_Nimmity October 31, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Damn!! Just Damn!!!

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Lance Riprock October 31, 2012 at 2:02 pm

Flogging your dong, choking your chicken, boxing your jolly- signs of a healthy mind. How can you love anyone if you don’t first love yourself? Any love is good love. B-b-b-baby, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

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Arnold October 31, 2012 at 2:04 pm

Glenn left the bathroom before the cops arrived.

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Caleb October 31, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Yo, he’s queer & takes it up the ass… but @ home.

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? October 31, 2012 at 2:14 pm

“On October 10 – the same day that Haley’s administration says SCDOR first discovered that it had been hacked – SCDOR account manager Kevin Dailey was caught with his pants down in Myrtle Beach, S.C. Literally.”

This is what happens when you take a break from screwing the taxpayer everyday, it’s called “pent up frustration”.

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Groundball October 31, 2012 at 2:21 pm

Apparently on state business at a conference?

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LD October 31, 2012 at 2:39 pm

Strokin in the computer room, Nikki don’t fire me for breaking the rules, everyone knows this is allowed in your school.

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Astonished October 31, 2012 at 2:40 pm

Geez….we can’t start firing people just because they are perverts- we would be forced to start at the top!!!! Whoa Nikki!!!

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say what?!? October 31, 2012 at 2:41 pm

i’ve heard it all.

i mean WTF, like WT fing fing fing fing F??????

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Robert Davis Smithson October 31, 2012 at 3:37 pm

Obviously the DOR hacker traded gay porn to this guy in exchange for the passwords to everyone’s private information.

Fap!
Fap!
Fap!

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Soft Sigh from Hell October 31, 2012 at 6:04 pm

And the beat goes on.

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veronicamars October 31, 2012 at 7:24 pm

I can’t believe it took this long for someone to report on this, although it was on another site for a hot minute a couple of weeks ago. And yes, he was attending the GFOA Fall Conference.

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Judy Chop October 31, 2012 at 8:00 pm

I’m fairly certain the guy in the picture is none other than FitsNews contributor, “9inch” It has to be him. The profile fits. I would stake my IP address on it.

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question October 31, 2012 at 10:28 pm

I’m killin myself at work and don’t have time to take a shit or eat lunch, and make half that. How is it you make 80 grand and have all this free time?

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Ismael October 31, 2012 at 11:07 pm

Bill Clinton did sex in the White House. In the Oval Office. Sometimes at his desk. On one occasion, talking on the phone with a member of the House. And HE got re-elected. Thing is, HE did it right — with a GIRL with huge tits, wearing thongs. With pizza and pepsi delivered… And HOW many blow jobs did that chick give him? 40 or 50?

I’m still waiting for the Will Folks nonfiction thriller, “50 Shades of Cream.”

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Jump Back Jack November 1, 2012 at 3:42 am

I was just looking at an advertisement for a hand crank radio. Is this sort of like that?

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not fair November 1, 2012 at 6:03 am

Wait. Did these guys KNOW they were talking to cops??? Were the cops in uniform and they STILL did that????

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Lance Riprock November 1, 2012 at 7:43 am

Well, hell yes; that’s when it gets real good. Duh!

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toyota kawaski November 1, 2012 at 8:41 am

very nice scubbing one off George Michael style

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Justus November 1, 2012 at 9:50 am

The more government grows the more fraud becomes the norm. Government cannot police itself and as long as they control us this will keep up. It seems there are no longer any professions in America that are honorable on top of this. The norm today in America is dependence on government while they steal us blind.There are not enough clean fingers to fill the hole in the dam!

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JustTheFactsMa'am November 1, 2012 at 10:19 am

Just wonder how much sex-related activities Sic participated in while on the govt. dime while traveling or otherwise….you know, glass houses and all that.

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