PARTY PICS EXCITE, CRYPTIC TWEET BEFUDDLES PALMETTO POLITICOS
The South Carolina political blogosphere is buzzing about the latest round of provocative pics from Palmetto party girl (and rumored future reality TV star) Kathryn Dennis.
The red-headed diva – scion of a pair of prominent South Carolina political families – tied one on in epic style at a Halloween party in downtown Columbia, S.C. this week.
Her costume? A “coke-nosed” Lindsay Lohan (how apropos, right?).
Of course it wasn’t just the bombshell’s controversial drug-themed get-up – and tabletop dancing – that set tongues a-wagging.
Dennis sent out a tweet tagged “#jailbait” asking as follows …
Anyone* remember the first in the south debate? Afterwards? I was that night #ohthethingsiknow.
Sources close to Dennis tell FITS that the tweet was intended as a “warning” to S.C. political consultant Wesley Donehue – although they declined to elaborate on what may have compelled her to send it. Donehue also declined to discuss the issue with FITS.
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47 comments
sad thing is, she actually wants the same sort of attention Lohan gets, enjoy the ride down, homey
FITS, your obsession with this speckled trout is baffling.
I bet that smells more like a Pinopolis Striped Bass.
Jesus, she looks like Linda Blair from the Excorcist in the first pic.
Modest too.
She’s a fat freckled redhead, nothing more. Only Billy Folks has an obsession with this sort of gorda.
“Bombshell”? Really?
YOU ARE ALL RETARDERED. CRAZY MEETS DINOSAUR COMMA GINGER BALLS ON FIRE. MEATBALL INSIDE POCKET SPURRIER EQUALS MEGA DISTASTE. DONEHUE MAKES PIGGY WANK WANK ON THE GITMO. VIETNAM SENDS GOOD VACATION TO DENNISLAND OF INSIDE HEAD.
YES, THIS IS MY OPINION ON THE PRESSING ISSUE. Thank you and best regards.
FRIED CHICKEN AND DENNIS RODMAN.
You know, I actually enjoyed your post. Just like sometimes I enjoy Haiku.
This is still more sensible than anything BigT has to offer us.
That is one of the best replies I’ve seen in years and no more or less on point than any others.
This is the way the world ends.
Not with a bang OR a whimper, but with a party-hearty Southern-comforted Honey Jack & Fireball fueled
“WOOHHOOOO, Y’ALL, FUCK YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!”
Now, at ease, ya old perves.
Smoke ’em if ya got ’em.
I’m pretty sure she can take Wesley.
Maybe she already has.
:)
First, is the fact that you refer to this train-wreck as a politico because your business partner is pushing this TV deal? That is the only logical reason I can fathom. Being a CR doesn’t make one a “politico.” Don’t remember anyone ever saying, “Hold on, before we make this important decision – We need to ask Kathryn.” You have to actually do stuff to be…well anything.
Second, while I am sure there are (many, many, many) folks out there that tweet could be aimed at because she did the horizontal tango one too many times with random guys…You should keep sleuthing – you are way off base so far.
Is she even in CRs? Last time I checked she doesn’t even go to usc. This girl is nothing but a redhead with a family name.
How much is this girl or her family paying for her 15 minutes of fame?
CR…, ‘Chiron Rising’?
(Love ya,Sweet Baby ASSTOUCH!)
I remember when Will used to post photos of attractive girls…
Then you’ve got a damned good memory!
just add cock at the end brad
And who is this person? And why should I care? Sounds to me like she’s some 22 year old daughter of someone who at some point in time was someone important in this state. Not that I recognizer her or her last name.
I guess if Honey Boo Boo can be a reality star, some freckled average looking girl from SC can too. I mean the guys from Toad Lick Towing are famous too.
And you idiots put all your Faith in FITS in the Sound…
This looks like the tripe from middle schoolers messaging on Facebook….
Lecherous and hard up…you are the kind of guys women run from…peeping-tom, sicko-city…
GROOOOSSS…
What’s that stupid finger symbol mean? She’s showing off in a club, waiving her chubby ass around. What a juvenile.
A fat speckled red ginger trout! From the family skankus poontangus. Just hope these SC sub-species don’t over spawn.
Sic is trolling his spinner bait for this thang. Set the hook BABY !!!
Checking out the back of those cherry red sun burned thighs. Kinda overdone. Incubating those precancerous cells. Honey, call me when they get scabby and itchy. I can set you up on a payment plan — helps maintain my Porsche 911.
I’d suck each and every freckel off of her chest. She looks to be a skode, so I’d stop right there.
And then Kathryn’s parents came and picked her up and drug her off to rehab. Happened tonight. No shit.
Ha! That’s pretty funny if true. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Please stop with this chick.
I could throw a glass of water out my office window in Charleston and get 17 girls better looking than this slump buster wet.
im batting 185 in the senior league will this help
no doubt that wbw (womanbeater will) and his wannabe media darling (aka media vvhore) have coordinated and cooked up this whole “guerilla marketing” campaign.
sounds kind of harsh,seems pretty accorate
Draw a blister on a slopjaws ass
I hereby cede whatever bragging rights I ever held to the title of Creepy Old Stalker Dude. Some of y’all are world-class.
I just hope none of you Filthy Perverts have children…
If you do, I feel very sorry for those kids…and the way you embarrass them…same if you have gilfriends, boyfriends or wives….
You (and your selfish lust) are one the MOST disturbing aspects of society…and a reason we have so many troubled, molested and abused children…
But you’re too stupid to admit it…or too irresponsible to care…
Holy shit BigT, you ever been laid, man? It would do you a world of good.
It would be horrendous for you partner, though, and I am not an advocate of cruelty to animals.
I’d be suprised if you have, and did not have to pay for it…
Hint: Desperation and Hard-up are not attractive to women..
Damn she’s fat. Gross.
If this broad is 22, I hope I don’t run into her when she’s 42!
if she keeps smoking those Malboros, she’ll be dragging around an oxygen bottle….
Bombshell?
Really?
I love her false eyelashes and spray tan. I would recommend a manicure and light beer.
White trash, not even pretty.
I bet she’s sunbathing in the parking lot in from of her single-wide.
I have no idea who this chick is…but I’d tap that.
Sleeping her way into political life? It’s not working.
But Kathryn, keep riding on it and keep your orange glow handy, your hair and skin almost match.