HERE’S A GOOD LAUGH …
|| By FITSNEWS || The interwebs have been having a good extended giggle at “Deflategate” – a.k.a. the ongoing saga of New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady‘s illegally deflated balls.
(Footballs, people. Footballs).
Anyway, we wrote about the story earlier this week – but as longtime fans of the Indianapolis Colts (who lost to the Patriots and their deflated balls in this year’s AFC championship game) we don’t really feel it’s our place to weigh in on the matter.
Do we think the Patriots cheated? Yes (again). Do we think Brady is lying through his teeth when he says he had “no knowledge” of um, his balls being tampered with? Yes. Do we think “Deflategate” undermines the integrity of the game? Absolutely. Do we think the NFL should throw the book at the franchise? We sure hope so. Do we have a hard time writing about all this without imagining what Brady’s testicles could look like?
(Press-permed hair? Glitter?).
Ummm … what?
Scratch that last question …
In lieu of commenting further on “Deflategate” (and being slapped once again with the “sore loser” card), we’ll let this video do the talking …
(Click to play)
(Vid: Via)
Ha!
Oh, and if you’re tired of “Deflategate,” then here’s an even funnier NFL video from the folks at Bad Lip Reading – who annually splice pre-gam, sideline and between-play footage with hilarious quotes from NFL players.
This year’s edition is the funniest yet …
(Click to play)
(Vid: Via)
62 comments
This is FITS Achilles heel. It’s why this site could never stand alone w/o being propped up by devious politicians.
Inflate-gate is nothing but following along w/ the leftwing media GAGGLE…manufacturing a Non-Story based on hatred of your (in your perverted) mind of your “political” enemies…
I wonder why you don’t punish LeBron because he wears the shoe he endorses in an NBA game…that’s about how F*#king STUPID FITS looks…with this ball deflation ruse….
The good thing is: people are getting SICK of it…which p!$$#$ the media off, and is sending whining FITS into retreat (see above)…as I hoped when this Bull-$#!t first surfaced…
Last post on GrandTango’s crappy blog? December 17th.
Last post on Willie’s site? An hour ago.
Average number of comments on an average GrandTango blog post? Two. One from him +1ing his own post, and the other from him commenting on his own post.
Average number of comments on an average FITSNews post? 20? 30? 40? It’s hard to even tell, as some factor in well over a hundred comments.
How many comments has GrandTango left on FITS? Dare we count?
How many comments has FITS left on SCPD? lol…
Talk about deflated balls.
Are you sure you know What my blog is???….LMAO…….There are millions of them….and you may be surprised…Hahahaha…
Also: Some sites stand alone, w/o dollars from shadow benefactors…and some are fronts for political operatives to manipulate the ignorant…which one are you?….LMAO….
There are millions of them….
Just as “successful” as SCPD I’d imagine, with just as “robust” a readership.
Your mythology is your reality regardless…so live it large…LMAO…
Dude, no one here cares how many shitty blogs you have. You’re trying way too hard to impress. We may be surprised? Who are you trying to convince? Us? Yourself?
Honestly, if messing with you wasn’t this entertaining none of us would pay you any mind.
Millions of blogs just like George Costanza’s house in the Hamptons has two solariums.
Having a battle of the wits with the grandcoward is similar i imagine to Michael Jordan playing Corky from Life Goes On in a game of basketball..its fun but after while you hope the other can up his game..with grandliarcoward, not so much, hes got NO game only lies.
just one blog..since you have “millions” LOLOLOLOL gues you have proven, without a doubt, that you are a liar and a coward. WITHOUT A DOUBT!!! your words convict you coward.
Nah..but one thing I’ve I’ve proven is that you are a Dumb@$$ who has struggles w/ comprehension…. LMAO..
so you are proven as a liar..you admit it! Good thats a good first step smallestasshole..this is a good start on your road to manhood.
but lets be honest..its a long long looooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg road before you and flip your alter ego, get even in the same state as manhood.
Personal hatred will destroy you, especially when it’s irrational as yours…in addition to making you look insane…
Charlie Manson comes to mind.
sorry this a no deflection zone..still waiting for just one of the millions of blogs you own..just one and no deflection you huge coward and liar. Just ONE!!
You do realize since you have admitted you are a lair and a pussy coward that it taints every post you will ever write..why should anyone believe a single word you say??? Simple..they dont.
The honest truth is that it doesn’t matter how many blogs he has, everyone here knows none of them would ever be successful to any degree. Not if he’s writing the material.
But he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try to convince us what an important big shot he is, and how many people hang on the edge of their seats for his next enlightening contribution to political discourse. Bards will sing of his prowess for centuries to come!
You sure use ‘everyone’ and ‘all’ much. Just like when Will hurt your feelings and you threatened to leave. Instead of being a man and just moving on, you threatened to involve others and have them leave the blog.
Can’t stand on your own, can you?
Mythology? rOcky and Smirks have the same problem-LIARS. They both show up from 8-5 and say they have full-time jobs.
Smirks is apparently a government employee and the taxpayers pay for him to be on here all day.
rOcky is more creative. says he makes over a 100 grand a year,travels all over the world,speaks 1,000 languages and is the only person in America whose health insurance payment has gone down 100%. Drinks $8 coffee at Starbucks but bitches about ‘income inequality’.
Smirks is a clown-rOcky is clueless and confused-both however are entertaining bigots and hopeless ‘shills’ for the American hating left.
Sounds like you’re having wahburgers with a side of french cries for lunch today.
Why do you care what anyone else here does for a living? You and GT (assuming you are even two different people) constantly commenting on here too, but you don’t seem to find that questionable now do you?
Frankly the less I know about you in the real world the better.
“Why do you care what anyone else here does for a living?”
I don’t. You are the one that has posted 1,203 times that I WORK for Nikki Haley (which is false).
YOU are the one obsessed-just like you are with GT’s professional endeavors.
I love when I hit a nerve and expose the truth. :-)
I don’t.
Except that you clearly did in the earlier post? Hmm.
You are the one that has posted 1,203 times that I WORK for Nikki Haley (which is false).
Plenty of people made the same assumption (and still do). Probably because you sound like a paid shill. Your actual career doesn’t make a lick of difference to the substance of your posts, which is already below pond scum.
Please, though, tell us all about our obsessions while you keep bringing up Ervin, who isn’t even relevant to politics at this point.
I am ordained by God to fight American hating perverts and secularists like YOU! :-)
Carry on. You should be smiling today as Mullah Obama just turned another mideast country over to Radical Islam and the terrorists.
I am ordained by God
Delusions of grandeur. You’re just a troll with a big ego. Any supreme being would be embarrassed to have you as their representative.
Again, you and GT (assuming you are two different people) are the only ones here who think so highly of yourself. Nobody else here has that impression of themselves, probably because they are intelligent enough to know better.
Thank you for your kind words.
LOL….Rocky professed to work at one place…now he is claiming something else. Keeping your story straight (see Appalachian Trail) is a big problem for lairs…LMAO…
He cant handle the truth..so now he says he has millions of blogs??? LOLOLOLOL the delusion knows no end..i bet the pussy coward cant name one blog much less millions..name one..i dare you grandasshole..just one..or are you a coward and proven liar yet again…just one!!!
There are people whose pet’s blog is more successful than GrandTango’s.
Best post ever. He is quitter in the mold of Palin and DeMint. And has lied about why he ceased operations. But at least he continues his streak of always being correct: Robert Kraft is anti-Obama, Spurrier should throw on 3rd down when protecting a lead late in the 4th quarter, Carey Rich is kicked off the radio, Lorenzo Ward will be immediately fired, Ben Carson is a viable presidential candidate, etc…
Wasn’t long ago you threatened to quit FITS and take others with you after Will called you a SOCIALIST.
Never seen GT be a pussy and threaten to quit.
Woah, what a comeback! Haven’t heard that one before!
GT quit his own blog apparently, so there’s that.
LOLOLOL flips a liar and a pussy too so dent expect him to be honest or have an ounce of integrity..he must be busy on grandassholecoards millions of other blogs…LOLOLOL. Birds of a feather i guess.
Millions of sockpuppets, each with their own blog I suppose.
Quantity over quality!
And good morning to you, Big T. Your Ervin/Hitler references give you away.
Sir/Ma’am,
Please kindly discontinue use of the symbols in your profanity. It’s really annoying and makes you look F*#king STUPID. Also, please quit p!$$!ng off us regular readers here. We simply can’t handle your logical prose.
Oh, and seriously, please please please stop with the d@mn symbols. Thank you.
No, no and KISS MY @$$….LMAO…
If you only want puppet masters for Dumb@$$ lemmings, you need to have FITS ban me…but he’d NEVER do that…because w/o my posts it renders him even more irrelevant than Tom Ervin….Hahahaha…
Banning symbols would render FITS irrelevant? Who knew!?! We should all throw the symbols out here on the comments until FITS descends into the abyss. Never would have thought it would be that easy.
Also, nothing says “come over to my side of the aisle” like “No, no and KISS MY @$$”. Keep up the good work. You are a perfect liberal plant. You get all the liberals riled up against conservatives with that act.
LMAO!!! Them stupid as fuck liberals are sure RILED up against them conservatives!!!:
In 6 years them RILED up liberals have lost 75 house seats,11 senate seats,9 governorships and over 1500 seats in the state legislatures.
OH PLEASE don’t get mad liberals!!! :-)
Are you people really this dumb?
Who and what are you replying to???? I don’t give a rat’s behind about who is in power. Didn’t care when the Dems took over and don’t care now that establishment RINOS have taken over.
I outed GT as a liberal plant. Either he is one and is trying to make us conservatives look as shallow and vulgar as possible, or he is an actual conservative who is acting like the caricature that liberals make conservatives out to be. Which one will it be?
Either he is one and is trying to make us conservatives look as shallow and vulgar as possible, or he is an actual conservative who is acting like the caricature that liberals make conservatives out to be.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
You don’t care????…but yet you accuse me of riling up liberals against Conservatives. Sounds like you care a lot to me…you’re either a lair or a Dumb@$$….LMAO…or both….
Quit just making up unsubstantiated assertions and, like my name suggests, “try to keep up” with the real issue. When I say that I don’t care, I just mean that it doesn’t matter to me who is in power. The only thing that matters is the truth. Conservatism is about the truth. Truth doesn’t give a damn who is in power. The truth didn’t change either time Obama got elected. It also didn’t change just because of Nov 4. THAT is my point. You use it as your argument for what’s right and what’s wrong. I don’t. What’s right and what’s wrong isn’t based on who gets elected, so you need to stop saying stuff like “that’s why you liberals got your @$$ kicked on Nov 4”, because it doesn’t matter. Liberals were wrong long before Nov 4. You act like that truth is based on the election. It’s not moron, so I’m not a “lair” (sic) or a “DumbA$$”. Instead, you are pathetic human being who screams your fundamentalist KJV-only street preacher crap without regard for your own. Quit getting it twisted. Most people on here don’t hate you because you’re conservative, but because you are a loser.
Try too hard much? LMAO…
Come on, moron. What the hell does that even mean? You can’t formulate a response so you just resort to mindless retorts. So typical of you undercover liberals. Straight out of the Alinsky playbook, getting people off topic by obfuscation and distraction.
It really did you liberals a lot of good on Nov. 4, didn’t it Dumb@$$???….LMAO…
Did what “a lot of good”? The truth never changed. Just like it never changed because Obama was elected. Quit using this crap as your argument. Talk about the truth, instead, and do it in a calm and rational manner. Not with your symbols and your invective. That’s how liberals promote their lies, by using invective and generally repugnant tactics of self-flagellation. You are using their playbook, which is why you’re either a liberal plant or the dumbest conservative alive.
STFU, you trite-@$$ idiot…You people get more ignorant, the harder you try….
Oh , come on. Now you’re not even trying hard to cover up the fact that you’re a liberal. I guess because your cover has already been blown. You could at least try not to be such a liberal and not resort to the typical liberal tactics of name-calling and obfuscation. No matter how hard YOU try, you can’t do it. Keep up the good work. You will soon become the liberal icon you so desire to be if you continue in this pathetic endeavor.
Video is missing something…. I know. Needs more cowbell. Gotta have more cowbell.
Love the Bad Lip Reading video :)
They are good. This current one is the least funny of the lot…check out the earlier editions.
Yeah but dirtpecker fans are creaming their tighty whiteys because Connor Shaw is in this one.
Pro games are predetermined so it is all promotional to build interest in a declining sport. AKA wrastling (T-Rat) and NASCAR.
NFL is not even close to being in decline. It’s been the most popular sport in America for decades and billions and billions of dollars say it is not in decline. People who follow wrastling and NASCAR would think pro games are predetermined. These same people attended the recent Tea Party event in MB.
You are very naive if you think pro football isn’t fixed, any pro sport for that matter. People realize the NFL is pretty much a joke. Pro sports aren’t important.
Good case in point, Green Bay sitting out the last quarter against Seattle a week ago.
I am getting to the point where I could give the littlest dab of shit about who wins this upcoming Super Bowl game. I don’t like either team and if they could figure out a way for both teams to lose, it would be fine with me.
I just pray that Obama is not interviewd by ANYBODY! :-)
I agree, leave Obama alone and that will give us some peace. But show lots of shots of the young thangs with the tight asses and big titties.
My kind of third and long.
Deflated balls are better than blue balls.Remember to shave your balls,too.That makes it easier for your teammates to appreciate them…
I’m tired of deflategate, can we hear more about The Donald’s jet?