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WANT SOME MENSTRUAL BLOOD ON THAT BURGER?

The one thing South Carolina has always had going for it is that it isn’t Mississippi.  Beyond that, there’s very little for the Palmetto State to crow about.

Maybe one day … maybe not.

Anyway, from our always-entertaining “Thank God for Mississippi” file comes the story of 18-year-old Sky Juliett Samuel of Columbus, Mississippi.

Samuel has been accused of violating a 2013 Magnolia State statute prohibiting individuals to “knowingly sell unwholesome bread or drink.”

What did she do?  According to The (Columbus, Mississippi) Dispatch, Samuel “allegedly smeared menstrual fluid and saliva on a cheeseburger she served to a drive-thru customer” at a Jack’s fast food restaurant on Monday morning.

Wow … tasty!

Who wants fries with THAT?

Yikes …

Multiple Mississippi agencies are investigating this incident and if convicted, Samuel could spend up to five years in prison. Which seems about right, you know? Anyway … “thank God for Mississippi.”

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