Not A Great Day In South Carolina For Dachshunds

“THE ABOMINABLE CRIME OF BUGGERY” IS BACK! Not since relating the sordid tale of Rodell Vereen and his erstwhile lover – a horse in Horry County, S.C. named “Sugar” – have we been so grossed out by something we’ve covered. (Well, other than that whole Ted Cruz sex scandal. That’s pretty…


Not since relating the sordid tale of Rodell Vereen and his erstwhile lover – a horse in Horry County, S.C. named “Sugar” – have we been so grossed out by something we’ve covered.

(Well, other than that whole Ted Cruz sex scandal. That’s pretty gross).

Out of Cherokee County, S.C. this week comes the story of 23-year-old Hanna Marie Haynes – a South Carolina shoe saleswoman charged with the “abominable crime of buggery” after local sheriff Steve Mueller alleged she disseminated videos of herself performing sex acts with a canine.

Specifically, a dachshund …

According to the arrest warrant, on March 9 of this year Haynes “did carnally copulate against the natural order” by “performing sexual acts with a Dachshund canine.”

Or dog, to the layperson.

The videos of this unnatural copulation were then sent to at least one recipient – a man who resides in North Charleston, S.C.  The man reported Haynes to the North Charleston police department on March 11.

And yes, we have a mug shot (of Haynes, not the dachshund) …

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(Pic via Cherokee County)

Haynes – who lives in Chesnee, S.C. – was booked at the Cherokee County detention center.  She posted a $5,000 surety bond and was released.  No word yet on when she is slated to next appear in court to answer for these charges.

As noted in prior coverage, we’re all for people getting freaky behind closed doors. In fact as long as two (or more) consenting adults are involved, the freakier the better.

But that’s the key term … consenting adults.

Sex with animals – or other humans under the age of consent – is deplorable.  A fundamental violation of basic human decency and the laws of nature.


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CorruptionInColumbia March 26, 2016 at 2:44 pm

Damn, I will certainly sleep better tonight knowing she is behind bars. (sarc)

Yeah, kinda sick but really, is this the worst thing Cherokee cops have to worry about?

sparklecity March 26, 2016 at 6:01 pm

Well there was the Gaffney Strangler back in the late 60’s………..
Not a whole lot since then……..

CorruptionInColumbia March 26, 2016 at 6:19 pm

You forgot the serial murderer who terrorized the area a few years ago, before he was killed by cops in Gaston Co, NC? Surely they have burglaries, robberies, shootings, meth labs, etc, in the here and now.

She wasn’t destroying property, stealing, or harming anyone, save for maybe herself. I also wonder what the deal was with the pussy who called the cops on her.

Not my thing, but what she did was no skin off of mine or anyone else’s ass that I can see.

shifty henry March 26, 2016 at 10:34 pm

He also was into dogs — dead ones. He kept them in the trunk of his car for use between women. This was from a law enforcement contact.

erneba March 26, 2016 at 10:36 pm

Yuck!, but I believe you. There are some weird units out there, walking the streets.

sparklecity March 27, 2016 at 12:15 pm

No shit…really????
Oh, I forgot “Peewee” Gaskins…..or was he discovered to be the “Gaffney Strangler”? I forget….
I did read something from a detective (Cherokee County or maybe SLED agent I forget which….) that Gaskins was the most evil SOB he had ever encountered.
Remember when he blew off the head of another inmate with a “radio bomb” (Gaskins did it as a contract “hit’ as revenge from one of the victim’s families….)

shifty henry March 27, 2016 at 12:29 pm

Lee Roy Martin (wiki) & Pee Wee Gaskins (wiki)


Gaskins was tried in Newberry and was driven daily by two sled agents. They told me Gaskins was a talker and they let me in on some of his conversations with them as they made the daily trips (they were not recorded). Gaskins was paid $ 600 for the prison bombing/ the money was paid to some family member. I was given a copy of his book signed by him (which I still may have in storage).

Buzz Martin March 27, 2016 at 3:01 pm

The money was paid by Tony Cimo, who I believe was (or is) either the son of of Mrs. Moon by a previous marriage or the son-in-law of the Moons. I knew the Moons. Wonderful people. And I met Cimo, before he contracted for the hit by Gaskins, but after the murder by Rudolph Tyner had occurred. In later years, I got to know the prosecutor in the case, Jim Dunn. He was seeing the lady who lived next door to my parents. He developed Alzheimer’s and passed away before I moved back to the area.

In more recent years I connected with my second cousin, a former cop named Jack Martin. He’d been in the same prison, and he was the one who smuggled the explosives in, so Gaskins could blow Tyner away.

Jack died a couple of years ago. I didn’t know it before then, but many people around here consider him to be a hero. After all, Tyner needed killing, and what he did helped Gaskins finally get the chair.

shifty henry March 27, 2016 at 6:14 pm

Thanks, Buzz, that’s interesting background info. Unfortunately for Gaskins, no one bothered to tell him that the Death Penalty was back again. His SLED drivers said that Gaskins was quite a pleasant talker but had absolutely no remorse for his crimes. He told them that some of his victims he killed were folks no one really cared about and wouldn’t be missed, which kind of turned out to be true. He may have hinted at other murders he never revealed.

CorruptionInColumbia March 27, 2016 at 7:33 pm

I never discussed any of his crimes with him, but PeeWee was a polite, well-mannered, individual in the dealings I had with him while working at SCDC. If all of the inmates had behaved as PeeWee, our jobs would have been much easier.

Knowing what the little man was capable of, I would never have turned my back to him, but I will give him credit for his conduct in my presence.

shifty henry March 27, 2016 at 8:07 pm

Thanks, and see my other post about his SLED drivers comments to me.

CorruptionInColumbia March 27, 2016 at 10:07 pm

I did, Shifty! That was interesting!

shifty henry March 27, 2016 at 10:31 pm

I find it unusual that some of us have had some interaction, either direct or indirect, with Gaskins and his activities from years back and connect on this thread. In my memoirs none of this will be included — it wasn’t suitable for talk around the dinner table.

Laurinburg,NC March 28, 2016 at 8:35 am

Ask Boz about Eric Rudolph?

Buzz Martin March 29, 2016 at 10:11 am

Hah! Let it go, pogo.

shifty henry March 27, 2016 at 1:05 pm

Here’s one on Gaskins with lots of infor — (not suitable for bedtime reading) —- keep in mind how many times he was RELEASED! — I glanced over it but may read it later this week.,%20Pee%20Wee.pdf

CorruptionInColumbia March 28, 2016 at 7:44 am

Damn! Just, damn!

Academically, I was aware he had committed a lot of horrible crimes.
This is the most detailed listing I have seen, to date. As I noted earlier, I never discussed his crimes with him and kept the few brief conversations I had with him generic and professional.

I always thought it sad and ironic that he generally skated on the murders he should have fried for, but fried for the one he should have gotten a pat on the back for.

While he was ultimately responsible for his own actions regarding the murders, rapes, etc, it’s a shame his “mother” and other “adults” who set him up to become the monster he was in his early childhood cannot be made to pay for their deeds.

One thing I noted that stood out for me was the parts that early release and/or short sentences played in the taking of some of his victims.

You are right, Shifty, it IS odd, the number of us on here that had ties or connections to this dangerous little man.

One thing I found of particular interest, out of many interesting and informative entries, was what I take to be the profile synopsis at the end.

Thanks for posting this!

shifty henry March 28, 2016 at 8:54 am

After reading all of that, I have been reaffirming my love for my family with the knowledge that we all have lived our lives in a better way.

CorruptionInColumbia March 28, 2016 at 9:19 am

You just said a mouthful, Henry!

In my old age, I am painfully aware of what a wonderful family I had growing up, and how much I took them for granted in my younger days and young adulthood. Reading the way this guy started out, with the deck stacked so hopelessly against him, I am all the more appreciative of the parents, grandparents, and their love, which I too often took for granted.

shifty henry March 28, 2016 at 9:43 am

Those are my same feelings and thoughts….. well said!

sparklecity March 28, 2016 at 1:34 pm

It is quite remarkable…what are the odds that 3 regular posters would have a direct connection to a terrible series of events concerning a dangerous twisted individual who should have never been allowed to be set free so many times.
And just to think, a beer quaffing, hot wing eating dude sitting at the bar last Saturday reading the Spartanburg Herald Journal article about the dachshund fucking started the whole thread………………
You’re welcome!!!!!!!!!
(and “erneba” aka: “abener”??) claims I’m so fucking negative!!!!!!!)

erneba March 26, 2016 at 3:24 pm

My dogs here have asked me to get her phone number.

Helen Dorrity March 26, 2016 at 3:29 pm

Google “how to masturbate your pet.” The rewards can be priceless.

erneba March 26, 2016 at 3:45 pm

Appears that you may have knowledge and experience of aberrant sex between humans and pets.
Told my dog to get it with Google, he said he could not type.

Erneba is a Pedophile March 26, 2016 at 7:30 pm

Appears you assist your dogs in sex with humans. Nobody in a right frame of mind would post just SICKO fucked up SHIT like you. I want you criminally investigated. I am reporting you to numerous law enforcement agencies, you PERVER. Eat shit and die.

erneba March 26, 2016 at 7:38 pm


CorruptionInColumbia March 26, 2016 at 9:42 pm

You must be doing something right when you collect your own personal troll(s) to follow you around, erneba!

I don’t think mine love(s) me anymore. They don’t write, they don’t call, they don’t send presents on special occasions…

erneba March 26, 2016 at 10:20 pm

It really does not bother me, it is kinda complimentary, just knowing that someone gets so upset at some the outrageous crap that I post. They must not have that much to do.
If I honestly disagree with someone, I certainly would not make a fool of myself in a rebuttal.
But, let ’em play. It keeps them off the streets.

shifty henry March 26, 2016 at 10:31 pm

same here — must be the same stalker

erneba March 26, 2016 at 10:33 pm

Now, for you, they might be doing the right thing.
Forgive me, I could not pass that one up.

CorruptioninColumbia March 26, 2016 at 10:21 pm

That’s not nice…….I left you alone after learning a few months ago you had lost a number of close friends and was in the dumps. Just didn’t feel right busting your balls while you were feeling blue. Hope all is well with you.

CorruptionInColumbia March 27, 2016 at 7:24 pm

That was decent of you! Thank You!!!!

shifty henry March 26, 2016 at 10:42 pm

The guy is into dogs with marble eyes now. With me, he was just envious of my sideburns and mustache, and of course my topper. I’m thinking about changing my outfit — just for kicks.

Just thinking, if I can get clearance from DC perhaps I can use some of my passport/id photos used in a few of my most interesting (to me) assignments.

Slartibartfast March 28, 2016 at 2:14 pm

The thing that puzzles me is why did they arrest her, when they simply could have asked for her autograph?

erneba March 26, 2016 at 10:28 pm

“Eat shit and die.”
That’s really being ungracious of you, I took up for you last week. Fits posted that you liked shit sandwiches. I posted that Fits was completely wrong, you don’t eat bread.

Flip March 28, 2016 at 8:38 am

Sounds like Pogo is at it again.

Terry B. March 28, 2016 at 8:40 am

Morning FitsNews.I got your application.I will be hiring soon.

Flip March 28, 2016 at 8:40 am

Terry B? I thought you were Terry W.

Kenny March 28, 2016 at 8:44 am

I have your application on file.I like my coffee black.What does Fits pay you?

Kenny March 28, 2016 at 8:47 am

Can you work some weekends? Contributions seem slim on weekends.

Kenny March 28, 2016 at 8:45 am

I can’t promise you and Rocky the same hours (9-5 M-F).

Flip March 28, 2016 at 8:47 am

I was actually able to figure out who Rocky is. Safe to say you would be shining his shoes long before he would be shining yours.

Not the only person I’ve figured out. : )

Kenny March 28, 2016 at 8:49 am

That was easy.You’re Rocky.I get a 2 for 1.

Flip March 28, 2016 at 8:51 am

LMAO!!! I’m successful but not that well off. If you want to believe we are the same person that’s your mistake. Just shows how little you know about me.

Kenny March 28, 2016 at 8:53 am

You’re one paranoid bastard.Not sure I can hire you.Carry on.

Flip March 28, 2016 at 8:54 am

Keep your pocket change, I don’t need it.

BTW, I did pray for you on Easter. Did you find a nice church to go to? Hopefully you asked Jesus into your heart.

Trumpism March 28, 2016 at 9:02 am

You should feel honored they apparently have full time staff to follow you around.Sign of greatness.You’re getting the Trump treatment.

Flip March 28, 2016 at 9:04 am

Split personality? LMAO!!!

Dorothy’s not in Kansas anymore… : )

Kenny March 28, 2016 at 8:50 am

Ok FitsNews.

Tazmaniac March 28, 2016 at 8:46 am

Get ready for the deleted accounts! We need to establish a POGO cemetery for dead accounts.

Flip March 28, 2016 at 8:47 am


Tazmaniac March 26, 2016 at 10:01 pm

She is only into “weiner” dogs!

Helen Dorrity March 26, 2016 at 3:28 pm

Butt sex between men.

fred farkel March 26, 2016 at 3:43 pm

apparently this is common place in ohio and is not frowned upon. i’m fred farkel and i approve this message.

TontoBubbaGoldstein March 26, 2016 at 5:52 pm

Catherine the Great on line one lighting up the Ouija board…

TontoBubbaGoldstein March 26, 2016 at 5:57 pm

Three dogs went to the vet…

The first, a Jack Russell Terrier, says, “I kept humping everything in sight. The neighbor’s cat, my master’s leg, the couch, you name it. Plus, I peed in the corners and chewed the mail every time it got delivered. So they’re going to neuter me to see if it will calm me down.”

The second, a mutt, says, “That’s kind of why I’m here, too. Six litters of puppies up and down the street that all look like me. My owners are tired of the angry calls. So my junk gets snipped too.”

The third dog is a Great Dane. “My master is a pretty young thing. Yesterday after her shower, she bent over to dry her legs and I just couldn’t help myself. Mounted up that fine ass and went to town.”

The other two stare at him in disbelief. “They’re going to cut off your balls for that?”

“What? No, I’m here to get my nails trimmed.”

Bonus Joke:

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw one of his patients.

However, a little voice in his head said, ” Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, … so it’s not like you’re the first …”

This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, “But then again … they probably weren’t veterinarians …”

CorruptionInColumbia March 26, 2016 at 6:20 pm

LMAO!!!! Good ones!!!!

Tazmaniac March 26, 2016 at 8:26 pm


sparklecity March 26, 2016 at 5:58 pm

Taken/stolen straight out of the Spartanburg Herald Journal (today’s issue – Saturday 26 March 2016).
Read about it while quaffing beer & wings at a local watering hole here in Sparklecity.

SC MAKES HEADLINES March 26, 2016 at 6:04 pm


shifty henry March 26, 2016 at 10:36 pm

sources? links?

euwe max March 26, 2016 at 6:09 pm

pearl clutcher

Erneba is a Pedophile March 26, 2016 at 7:33 pm

This “erneba” person is one serious sick son of a bitch.

erneba March 26, 2016 at 7:40 pm

Sit, Fred, Sit.

fred farkel March 27, 2016 at 5:03 pm

Sorry to disappoint you but that was not my comment, but the guy is correct as you are nothing but an old perv. I feel really sorry for your stupid hounds living with you asshole. Great to know people on this site are calling you as you are, a real simple minded old hick from Chesterfield County. I believe someone said it that is was unfortunate that you maw didn’t swallow or spit your paw’s cum.

erneba March 27, 2016 at 5:54 pm

Sit, Fred, Sit.

Henry March 26, 2016 at 8:08 pm

And they call it puppy love….

erneba March 26, 2016 at 10:22 pm

…..cause we did it ‘doggie style’.

Speak D Truth March 26, 2016 at 8:45 pm

I bet her parents are proud. Not really they are probably afraid to go out in public.

Qb March 26, 2016 at 9:43 pm

Father singing to the boyfriend:

Was it you that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down…

Was it you you sly woodpecker
that got into my daughter Rebecca
if it was you you better leave this town…

The Reply:

Yes was I that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down…

But since I got into you’re daughter
I’ve had trouble passin water
so I guess we’re even all around…

euwe max March 26, 2016 at 10:11 pm

don’t let will fool you – he’s not against bestiality more than privacy – he’s only for enforcing the law if you get caught… not using the law to catch you.

Dashung March 26, 2016 at 10:27 pm

Don’t hate! You motherfuckers are just mad because I got some hot young ass. Most of you old bastards can’t get it up any more.

p.s. in case you are wondering, I have a 10 inch cock! That’s right my dick is almost as long as my body.

erneba March 26, 2016 at 10:30 pm

Yeah, ten inches, that is up and back.

erneba March 27, 2016 at 4:26 pm

But on the upside, it is harder than Chinese arithmetic.

shifty henry March 26, 2016 at 10:37 pm

Have you tried spellcheck lately?

Dashung March 27, 2016 at 8:44 am

No need, you stupid old troll. Since you are too dim witted to get it “Dashung” was meant as a humorous reference to my massive manhood. I understand that the meaning of “hung” is lost on you as possess a micro penis that only works with pumps and Viagra (sometimes).

Perhaps you should stick to you tired, corny ass jokes, Shitty Henry!

The more you know! March 26, 2016 at 11:35 pm

“I have a 10 inch cock! That’s right my dick is almost as long as my body.”

I knew there was a reason that people called your kind a “wiener dog”.

Upstate South Carolina March 26, 2016 at 10:29 pm

A lot of weirdos out of Cherokee County, mostly Gaffney.

Sic's Third Nut March 27, 2016 at 11:52 am


Bible Thumper March 27, 2016 at 1:11 pm

How long will it be before there is a story in Fitsnews about Ted Cruz being seen leaving a restaurant with a dachshund?

Squishy123 March 27, 2016 at 4:52 pm

Actually it sounds like a great day to be a dachshund.

CorruptionInColumbia March 27, 2016 at 10:12 pm

That’s what I was thinking. She really doesn’t look bad, except that obviously that pic was taken on the worst day of her life.

Hell, I’ve had chicks tell me that I’m hung like a Chihuahua! Er, that was a compliment, wasn’t it? :-0

Nick March 27, 2016 at 8:32 pm

12 Dachshunds were humping a German girl’s leg. She began screaming “Nein, nein!” So 3 of them left…


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