“BUTTS A-RUNNIN'” IN LEXINGTON COUNTY …
|| By FITSNEWS || A group called BARE – or “Butts A-runnin’ Race Enterprises” – is hosting a clothing optional color run next weekend in South Carolina.
The inaugural “Nothing Butt Color” five kilometer race will be held at the Cedar Creek recreational vehicle park in Pelion, S.C. (i.e. HERE) beginning at 10:00 a.m. EDT on April 25.
Well, at least until Midlands, S.C. police read this post …
“We enjoy being able to share and present bare athletic recreational events for your pleasure and enjoyment,” event organizers noted.
Anyone wishing to participate in the race or looking for more information is encouraged to email organizers HERE.
We will want video, of course.
Of course you do! Outrageous that a man might want this! ;)
Lexington County Sheriff’s Department’s costly encrytion which the taxpayers ate forced to fund, will no doubt see quite a bit of use at this event.
I’m sure they’ll be some interesting traffic on the “insiders” channel that most don’t have in their radios. Fucking encryption.
maybe encrypting the body cameras or do we have a run on GoPros at the Lexington Wal-Mart?
Bub Schumpert Road should be on the circuit… GT will be offering pink lemonade to all contestants..
And Bill Cosby’s very special Jello Pudding Pops.
Nawwww…..GT got some acid or heroin for the folks. Only way they would see his vision.
Huh? GT got “a vision”?
He thinks so?
I should preface everything with …sarcasm. LOL. It’s a kind way of disagreement IMHO.
Sad thing is if 100 run, you’d pay 99 of them to put clothes back on.
Damn straight. The Trailer Park Housewives of Lexington County would not be a pretty sight.
I believe it’s the Trailer Park Common-Law Wives of Lexington County.
I hear Gilda Cobb-Hunter is running this year.
Between her boobs and lips it’ll sound like a horse running down the road. Clippity-clop, flippity-slap.
1. Mrs. Folks, Will Mande, Taylor and Liz be participating?
2. Will Pelion “pee nuts” be the guests of honor? Hope not.
3. Will the NAACP protest what color nude is?
I’m so sorry to disappoint, but I won’t be in town.
I don’t really know you Taylor, but love your sense of humor!
Ha! Bare has been in SC retail outlets or years.