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Taylor Causes A Stir …

|| By FITSNEWS ||  Our occasional columnist Taylor Brown – who approaches politics from a decidedly “Republican” perspective – caused quite a stir at the S.C. State House this week. Taylor approached us with a desire to write a story on criminal domestic violence … work which took her under the State…

|| By FITSNEWS ||  Our occasional columnist Taylor Brown – who approaches politics from a decidedly “Republican” perspective – caused quite a stir at the S.C. State House this week.

Taylor approached us with a desire to write a story on criminal domestic violence … work which took her under the State House dome and later (at the invitation of several lawmakers) to an after-hours event hosted by the S.C. House “Republican” Caucus.

Apparently several GOP lawmakers attending this event became extremely agitated at her presence – assuming she was there in her capacity as a “reporter” for this website.  In fact these angry lawmakers approached a caucus staffer and demanded Taylor be escorted out of the event.

That didn’t happen, thankfully … but sheesh.  Come on, guys.

Couple things to bear in mind: Taylor is a contributor on our site.  Her views are her own, and we do not attempt to mold them or censor them in any way, shape or form.  She is simply availing herself of our microphone to express her opinions – which are not necessarily aligned with ours.

(That reminds us … it bears repeating at this point that anyone advancing ideas in the Palmetto political universe is welcome to submit guest columns to FITS on issues that interest them.  We are more than happy to consider them for publication.  Want to share your column?  Email us HERE).

Look … we don’t expect petty, cranially challenged South Carolina lawmakers to make the distinction, but Taylor is her own woman expressing her own views on this website …. something our “leaders” are more than welcome to do in the event they summon the necessary courage (or ability).

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100 comments

LowcountryGmCock January 28, 2015 at 12:26 pm

I’m surprised anybody actually knew who the hell she is.

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Ball Gag Order January 28, 2015 at 1:52 pm

In the sea of Geritol and Viagra that is the State House, looks is all you need to get the crusty old legislators’ attention.

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Scooter January 28, 2015 at 11:48 pm

They don’t

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shifty henry January 28, 2015 at 12:36 pm

“we do not attempt to mold them”
Thanks Sic for the photo which I will add to my collection of my “Desktop Background Photos of the GIRLS of FITS”…. and I’m eagerly awaiting for bikini time (Winter, please go away!)…

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Rocky January 28, 2015 at 12:55 pm

Yeah Will – we need a FITS Hot Chick calander. And Taylor needs to have three months to herself. And NO NIKKI!!!!

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Halfvast Conspirator January 28, 2015 at 1:45 pm

TITS of FITS!

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McLovin January 28, 2015 at 1:48 pm

Ha! +10 right there

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Thank you! January 28, 2015 at 12:36 pm

Yeah! Great tits!

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sparklecity January 28, 2015 at 12:36 pm

A conservative chick at a conservative shindig!!
Boy, now THAT’s origional!!!!!!!!!
Only one question – did they serve Maker’s Mark?????

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Taylor Brown January 28, 2015 at 1:01 pm

Neat, of course.

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Concerned Reader January 28, 2015 at 1:10 pm

Are you capable of embarrassment? I’d ask FitsNews to at least use a picture that didn’t make you look like a teenage intern trying to impress the older man she has a girl crush on. Or a child whose mother told her that one day men will only care about your breasts, because brains are not going to take her far.

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Don't be a H8er January 28, 2015 at 1:16 pm

“Or a child whose mother told her that one day men will only care about your breasts, because brains are not going to take her far.”

Ok, what do you have against breasts?

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Concerned Reader January 28, 2015 at 1:26 pm

Enjoy the picture, I guess? You men are too fucking easy. Especially conservative men, sooooo fucking easy to manipulate ;-)

Don't be a H8er January 28, 2015 at 1:39 pm

Look at those damned tits!

She can ‘manipulate’ me all day long as far as I’m concerned.

Concerned Reader January 28, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Here’s your typical fan, Taylor. Congrats.

Don't be a H8er January 28, 2015 at 3:02 pm

You’re not concerned, you’re jealous.

sparklecity January 28, 2015 at 1:28 pm

If indeed that picture was taken during the “shindig”; that was the EXACT reason for her choice of wardrobe and it requires brains to accomplish that!!!!!!

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Fecal Matters January 28, 2015 at 3:35 pm

No, that distinction is held out for Al “Unembarrassable” Sharpton.

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Mama Brown January 28, 2015 at 5:56 pm

Speaking of incapable of embarrassment. It’s Shit Stains. On second thought, you might hold that distinction. Of course you’d be crushing on this teeny bopper ;-)

Scooter January 28, 2015 at 11:51 pm

That has already been proven

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sparklecity January 28, 2015 at 1:24 pm

Except for an Old Fashion, is there any other way?????

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Libtard January 28, 2015 at 3:13 pm

What? You weren’t bummed at the lack of boxed wine?

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Taylor Brown January 28, 2015 at 3:51 pm

Boxed wine is for the masses… I assume you enjoy a nightly glass of Franzia?

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Libtard January 28, 2015 at 4:03 pm

I thought all the sorositutes enjoyed liters of boxed wine while waxing lyrically to Nas? Franzia is way beneath standards for frat allstars, btw.

Taylor Brown January 28, 2015 at 4:27 pm

Forgive me, you come across as someone who knows their way around a box of wine. I don’t believe Côtes du Rhône comes boxed, so it’s out of the question for me, darling.

Libtard January 28, 2015 at 4:33 pm

Well I’ll admit, I have been forced to stock up on the Wine du jour of our fine greek sisters, and I have a fine tasting ability of the finer qualities of Boone’s Farm. I could debate with you designtation d’origine contrôlée de vin français, but I’d rather insult your wanting need to be accepted by the echo chamber.

RZA January 28, 2015 at 6:00 pm

lol. No more 40’s and blunts, TBro?

9" January 28, 2015 at 4:35 pm

For a ‘conservative’,you sure do come off as a shameless media whore.

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Observant January 28, 2015 at 12:36 pm

Well, there’s the boob shot everyone has been asking for.

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Phartblossom January 28, 2015 at 2:44 pm

No, THIS is the real Boob Shot (at least for now)

pic.twitter.com/Vz4jj9WsqS

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Pray The G-- WOW! January 28, 2015 at 5:36 pm

Dear sweet Lord Jesus those are nice.

A miracle! That straightened me right out. Who says prayer doesn’t work?

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Observant January 28, 2015 at 8:20 pm

Whoa!! They is nice!

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euwe max January 28, 2015 at 9:55 pm

rub puppies

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Fecal Matters January 29, 2015 at 7:36 am

Outstanding!

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nitrat January 28, 2015 at 12:52 pm

Haven’t seen muffin-top boobs before.
Ask the saleslady to help you with your bra fitting, Taylor.

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mamatiger92 January 28, 2015 at 12:52 pm

IKR?

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Mama Brown January 28, 2015 at 1:05 pm

Bless her heart, she thinks people take her and this site seriously. She even put on her big girl outfit.

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Fecal Matters January 28, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Why don’t you tell us where the “real” journalism is taking place. MSNBC? Salon? Mother Jones? Please enlighten us.

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Mama Brown January 28, 2015 at 5:53 pm

Who cares, child? Why are you always jumping on someone’s comment with some milquetoast half assed retort? Run along and quit embarrassing yourself, shit for brains.

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Fecal Matters January 28, 2015 at 9:17 pm

Child? What chu know about birthin dem baybees?

TontoBubbaGoldstein January 28, 2015 at 7:24 pm

Haven’t seen muffin-top boobs before.

Ask the saleslady to help you with your bra fitting, Taylor.</i.

Why all the hatin?

To TBG it just looks like those puppies wish to be set free.

Freedom is what 'Murrica is all about.

Freedom Rocks.

SET THOSE PUPPIES FREE!!!

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euwe max January 28, 2015 at 9:53 pm

stud puppies

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 29, 2015 at 6:00 am Reply
mamatiger92 January 28, 2015 at 12:52 pm

Hoping she can afford a bra that fits soon.

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Up here, guys January 28, 2015 at 1:03 pm

She was hoping that would be all it took to get some attention. Works so well here with the old limp dicks.

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Stop that! January 28, 2015 at 1:05 pm

You’re a party pooper.

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mamatiger92 January 28, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Just trying to help a sister out.

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Stop that! January 28, 2015 at 1:06 pm

lol…no you’re not, Buzz Killington.

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guest January 28, 2015 at 2:00 pm

I knew it!!! You ain’t passing the *popcorn* as you frequently post-you are passing the *cucumber*.

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Gay Innuendo Galore January 28, 2015 at 2:06 pm

Your mind focuses on homosexual stuff quite a lot. It’s OK, man, this is the year 2015, you can come out of the closet now.

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guest January 28, 2015 at 2:07 pm

No me dude.Makes me sick to think about.

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Pray The Gay Away January 28, 2015 at 2:10 pm

If it makes you sick, why do you constantly think it up, type it, and hit submit? You might save yourself a lot of barf bags by refraining from that.

Your name wouldn’t happen to be Marcus Bachmann, would it?

No meat at home January 28, 2015 at 2:12 pm
9" January 28, 2015 at 4:31 pm

Eating corn dogs has replaced kissing babies-http://www.pensitoreview.com/Wordpress/wp-content/themes/mimbo2.2/images/photo-rick-perry-corndog2.jpg?73a888

guest January 28, 2015 at 2:13 pm

Not me clown. I just LMAO when FITS feeds ya’ll some LGBT ‘bait’ like about the legislator in Alabama.

Awful Lot Of Coincidences January 28, 2015 at 2:16 pm

That’s strange, you were quite active in that thread too… I’ll drop it though. I know coming out of the closet can be tough. There’s a lot of judgemental people out there. Hopefully your family is very supportive of it.

guest January 28, 2015 at 2:18 pm

Keep trying Barney!
Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve! :-)

PrayTheGayAway January 28, 2015 at 5:29 pm

Good point. Guys who constantly obsess over the “evils” of being gay are obviously attracted to the subject. They may be closeted gays or bisexuals themselves. If they open their minds the least little bit they are afraid they will not be able to control their ravenous desire for man-ass and cock. You have accurately read Flippy’s beads.

Tazmaniac January 28, 2015 at 6:43 pm

I wouldn’t let my kid out of the house like that. She could have dumpster dove in a Goodwill Box and come up with something better. Is her parents still alive?

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No self awareness January 28, 2015 at 1:02 pm

They want journalists there, not groupies who ‘write’ for a gossip site. There’s plenty of time of that after session. Sheesh…

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jimlewisowb January 28, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Shame on every jackleg who has made a smart comment about the young lady’s Accoutrements

Taylor Darlin, if you need someone to take comfort with please remember we are always at BOB’s off Highway 6 around 4:30 PM on any Friday

You are more than welcome to wear the blouse in the picture – however if you could leave the Rowdy Yates Halter at home it would be appreciated

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Mr. Tenderheart January 28, 2015 at 1:08 pm

So good of you to offer her a shoulder to cry on you dirty old coot. Maybe you can rufie her drink and cop a feel.

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Bill Cosby January 28, 2015 at 1:11 pm

Hey, hey, hey! You sound like my kind of guy!

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Mr. Tenderheart January 28, 2015 at 1:14 pm

Lick her puddin pop!

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guest January 28, 2015 at 1:59 pm

+10…damn Cockroach he is…

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Mr. Tenderheart January 28, 2015 at 2:03 pm

Nah, he’s not a cockroach…he’s funny as hell, you just take him too seriously.

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guest January 28, 2015 at 2:06 pm

I agree…just like to give it back to him

Rocky January 28, 2015 at 2:29 pm

“Just like to give it back to him” – Guest – I don’t know what ya’ll do up there in Ohio for fun with your buddies – but son, that just sound wrong. Very, very wrong.

Log Cabin Repub January 28, 2015 at 2:33 pm

“Just like to give it back to him”
Aw, now we see what GrandTango sees in you, Flip. The elderly need gay love too.

Rocky January 28, 2015 at 2:47 pm

Nothing wrong with being gay. I have a home in San Francisco and play the skin flute.

Same ol' Same ol' January 28, 2015 at 3:28 pm

Danger Will Robinson. Looks like she be one of those who dress for looks, then get pissed when you do.

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Toyota Kawaski January 28, 2015 at 4:51 pm

spot on sir spot on
“then get pissed when you do”

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sparklecity January 28, 2015 at 1:33 pm

Complete with the obligatory United States/South Carolina flag lapel that conservatives love to wear
Points for origionality there Ms. Brown!!!!!
But then again, you gotta know the audience you’re playing for!!!!!

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Fecal Matters January 28, 2015 at 3:02 pm

Pathetic that we live in an era where wearing an American flag lapel pin is seen as a pejorative.

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Sowing seeds of destruction January 28, 2015 at 4:47 pm

It’s not like it’s for absolutely no reason though…

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Same 'ol Same 'ol January 28, 2015 at 8:02 pm

Thanks for the mammaries.

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Sparklecity January 28, 2015 at 4:50 pm

You are so spot on.
A lot of of the time (but not always), when I see someone wearing an American flag pin on their lapel, it tells me they are wearing their patriotism on their sleeve as well as their lapel. You can catch that type of false patriotism a mile away (basically, you know one when you see one)
BTW; I forgot to include “pin” in flag lapel.
I apologize for the omission.

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Fecal Matters January 28, 2015 at 4:57 pm

That’s simply your interpretation.

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guest January 28, 2015 at 2:05 pm

Keep up the good work Taylor.They are just jealous.What is weird are the liberal men on FITS are giving you *fashion’ advice-they they have experience wearing a bra!

OH MY!!!

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jurisdoc January 28, 2015 at 2:09 pm

“…we do not attempt to mold them or censor them in any way, shape or form.”

I’d like to shape or mold those sweater puppies. Then censor her mouth so she can quit saying stupid stuff.

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Sweater meat FTW! January 28, 2015 at 2:10 pm

A little duct tape and she’s perfect!

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Libtard January 28, 2015 at 3:11 pm

Did she complain that they weren’t playing Nas at the event?

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shifty henry January 28, 2015 at 3:11 pm

OK, I put her on my desktop, looks great, but I had to remove two rows of shortcuts to make room for her!

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Your Desktop January 29, 2015 at 11:03 pm

Just two rows? They’re bigger than that!

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shifty henry January 29, 2015 at 11:58 pm

I cropped her photo ……..

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shifty henry January 28, 2015 at 3:39 pm

I have a” stirring” to untie that knot with my teeth….

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Guest January 28, 2015 at 3:43 pm

Ghandi said, “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win?” Despite all of your despicable comments that no man in the same situation would have to put up with, she’s still working hard. Laugh now, but someone who sticks with it will be a force to reckon with later down the road.

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Bible Thumper January 28, 2015 at 4:09 pm

“GOP lawmakers attending this event became extremely agitated at her presence – assuming she was there in her capacity as a “reporter” for this website.”

Taylor’s first experience with the Will Folks slime effect.

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Toyota Kawaski January 28, 2015 at 4:29 pm

Taylor, Why are you wearing your dads Black blazer and lapel pin?

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DisqusYou2 January 28, 2015 at 4:36 pm

Is she not concerned that her boss has a CDV charge on his record?

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Buz Martin January 28, 2015 at 5:41 pm

She looks terrific.

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Slurp, Slurp Suck, Suck February 2, 2015 at 9:34 am

Slurp, Slurp. Suck Suck.
Get over it Buz. She won’t even let you smell her used toilet paper.

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shifty henry January 28, 2015 at 8:11 pm

Speaking of Tater Tots, this just came in the mail. If you have a queasy stomach then skip #4… “Things you didn’t know about Tater Tots”

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/things-you-didnt-know-about-tater-tots/ss-AA8DvEx?ocid=HPCDHP

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euwe max January 28, 2015 at 9:52 pm

spud puppies

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BIN News Editorial Staff January 28, 2015 at 8:34 pm

Our Funding Editor is wondering if Ms. Brown will be interviewing sic(k) willie and his former significant other about the sic(k) Willie’s confession to CDV?

BTW. Whatever happened to Mandee Manitee? We don’t see her on this little soft-core porn site anymore. Maybe she passed the bar? Third time is the “charm,” they say.

BIN News
Increasingly Bored With This Sad Little Soft-Core Porn Site

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Sailor January 28, 2015 at 9:20 pm

Then don’t fucking read it!

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Stick it in & twist January 29, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Obviously she’s been through public school.

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BIN News January 28, 2015 at 8:38 pm

Almost real-time live update, aaaa?, sic(k) willie?? :)

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GressetteGossip January 29, 2015 at 1:30 pm

She probably caused a stir because she’s had certain “relations” with more than one of them… there has been talk around the water cooler.

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Stupid Twad Twaddle February 2, 2015 at 9:48 am

Sadly, the quality of this site has diminished and only gets worse with the giving of this self-important little trollop a forum for her mindless babbling. Please Will, get rid of Taylor and bring back Mande.

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