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America: All About That Bass

By FITSNEWS || Somewhere, Sir Mix-A-Lot is smiling … Nearly a quarter century after the release of his “Baby Got Back” single, the rest of the country is catching up with his obsession for large, curvaceous buttocks. In the wake of Kim Kardashian’s internet-breaking butt-opic, there’s a renewed focus on…

By FITSNEWS || Somewhere, Sir Mix-A-Lot is smiling …

Nearly a quarter century after the release of his “Baby Got Back” single, the rest of the country is catching up with his obsession for large, curvaceous buttocks.

In the wake of Kim Kardashian’s internet-breaking butt-opic, there’s a renewed focus on the “booty business.” In fact according to the Associated Press, “gym classes that promise a plump posterior are in high demand. A surgery that pumps fat into the buttocks is gaining popularity. And padded panties that give the appearance of a rounder rump are selling out.”

“People just want more booty,” the owner of a padded panty company called “Booty Pop” told the wire service.

They’re “all about that bass,” in other words – to quote the lyrics of America’s latest big butt anthem by singer Megan Trainor.

Not only that, American women are increasingly willing to have plastic surgeons liposuction fat from their bellies and flanks and pump it into their buttocks via a procedure known as a “Brazilian butt lift.” According to an industry group tracking these butt lifts, 11,000 were performed in 2013 – up 58 percent from the previous year.

That’s a lot of a$$, people …

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15 comments

One_big_dude November 12, 2014 at 10:27 am

Now THIS is a storyk can sink my teeth into

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Squishy123 November 12, 2014 at 10:36 am

Who would have ever thought that women would be trying to have big fat ass. Just another sign of the decline of America.

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southmauldin November 12, 2014 at 12:53 pm

So THAT’S what all of those women at the Simpsonville Walmart were wearing. I thought they all were just a bunch of fatass rednecks with cheesy tattoos. You know, the kind that are attached to the backs of loud Harleys.

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jimlewisowb November 12, 2014 at 10:45 am

A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because not only is she very flat chested her enormous booty is fake as well

“If you want to cancel the wedding, then I’ll understand,” she said. The guy remarked, “I don’t mind that you’re flat top and bottom and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway.”

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, “I don’t mind like a baby below the waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway.”

And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, her chest was as flat as a washboard and her butt cheeks would fit in a tea cup. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.

When she regained consciousness, the guy said, “I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?”

“You told me it was just like a baby.” The guy replied, “It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!”

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shifty henry November 12, 2014 at 1:00 pm

After Diana married Prince Charles she was extremely disappointed on their wedding night. She discovered that not every ruler is 12 inches long.

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Timmy Tebow November 12, 2014 at 4:16 pm

He’s not a ruler, yet, and the way Queen Elizabeth II is going, he may never be!

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shifty henry November 12, 2014 at 4:48 pm

— and I wouldn’t mind if my genetics were as good as hers

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Smirks November 12, 2014 at 11:00 am

This just shows how incredibly sexist society is. Women can wear padded bras and now padded panties and society doesn’t bat an eye. If a guy shoves a few pairs of socks for extra padding in his underwear, though, everyone laughs at it.

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shifty henry November 12, 2014 at 12:56 pm

— especially the other guys!

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shifty henry November 12, 2014 at 12:57 pm

Then there was the guy who told his wife that black underwear turned him on, so she didn’t wash his shorts for a month.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 12, 2014 at 8:40 pm

If a guy shoves a few pairs of socks for extra padding in his underwear, though, everyone laughs at it.

Maybe yer doin’ it wrong…..

PRO TIP:
Put the socks in the FRONT.

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Junk in the trunk November 12, 2014 at 11:40 am

Read about this, including Booty Pop yesterday on CNN. If you must run articles about women’s butts please let Liz, Mandy or Taylor write them. The comments are much more colorful that way.

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Timmy Tebow November 12, 2014 at 12:55 pm

L.A. face with the Oakland booty!

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euwe max November 12, 2014 at 5:08 pm

yuck.

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AGuest November 12, 2014 at 6:25 pm

Thinner people tend to be successful, while fat people are usually poor…… Or maybe it’s successful people are thin and poor people are usually fat. Either way, it’s pretty accurate.

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