WILL SHE WEAR HER HOOKER BOOTS?
Prior to entering the bonds of Holy Matrimony, this website’s founding editor was quite the man about town … however his exploits never really extended to the ladies of the Junior League.
Well … almost never.
Anyway, worlds will collide this week when S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley – perhaps Will Folks (a.k.a. “Sic Willie”)’s most infamous conquest – addresses the Junior League of Columbia. Hold on to your Talbots’ receipts ladies, because this one could be a barnburner.
The official invite for the event refers to Haley’s time in Columbia, S.C. as having “been marked by conservative leadership and an unwavering commitment to the taxpayer.”
“She has fought wasteful spending at every turn, pushed for smaller, more efficient government and led the fight for accountability and transparency that, before her arrival, was sorely lacking in the Legislature,” the invite continues.
Wait … what?
Do these ladies just swallow anything they’re given?
Errr … sorry. That’s probably a bad analogy under the circumstances (clearly we’re referring to the speaker, not the audience).
@fitsnews I assure you when Nikki Haley DOES address Cola Jr. League-campaign staff will be there-just like every Rotary mtg Chamber mtg etc
— Beachtiger0412 (@beachtiger0412) September 2, 2014
@fitsnews Yes! An excuse to use my favorite Lewis Grizzard quote. "You know why Junior Leaguers hate group sex? All those thank ya notes"
— davidfort (@davidfort) September 2, 2014