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Letter: Robert “Sexstore Superfreak” Ford

RE: “Ford Throws Jab In Race To Fill His Seat” Take a seat ex-senator Ford!!! Dear Editor: This is a open letter to Robert “loud mouth, bad knee, burning down his own house, dildo buying” Ford. You need to stop with your email campaign. If you spent more time managing…

RE: “Ford Throws Jab In Race To Fill His Seat

Take a seat ex-senator Ford!!!

Dear Editor: This is a open letter to Robert “loud mouth, bad knee, burning down his own house, dildo buying” Ford. You need to stop with your email campaign. If you spent more time managing your records when you were in office you still might be a senator. But you continue to put your big nose in other folks business. You need to go somewhere. How we say on the eastside you need to mind, mind your own damn business. You should be shamed. Using hard earned peoples money who gave you campaign contributions to go buy sex toys in one of those businesses that your friend Wendell Gilliard worked so hard to shut down. You ain’t nothing but a hypocrite and a backstabber! Wendell worked hard to close them kind of places and you go right up in them spending campaign monies. Why you big old fool. Now we can add deviant to the list. Ain’t nobody got time for your foolishness no more! You old confederate flag waving two dollar hoe! Got the nerve to say people are bought. Take a look in the mirror! All I can do is pray for you. You are a liar and a thief. I told my cousin to never get involved with you cause you talk a good game and you end up buying sex toys for some other woman. At least we hope so. I would drop her first name so that you would know that I am not playing. But I learned a whole lot from reading the black cat for years so I know how to hold my tongue. Go home to your burnt up shack and stop meddling with folks! You had your time and now it is done. You lucky those white folk who flag you was waving didn’t lock your black butt up! And anybody who associates with you is a jackass. You are a spot. You are a stain. Go talk to your preacher and get some prayer. We don’t need your kind of backsliding nonsense representing us no more. You hurt our hearts. We backed you since you came to Charleston telling us them King stories. Wonder what he is thinking of you now. King had a dream and you had dildos! Have Mercy! My auntie and granny are heartbroken. They loved them some senator ford and all now granny say is you ain’t nothing but a freak! Auntie says you nasty! I guess it won’t be long until you start preaching cause it is time you get a real job.

From,

“Disappointed by the sexstore superfreak parading as a senator”

SIC SEZ

sic speaking

Wow … “King had a dream and you had dildos!” is probably the best line ever submitted to FITS. Props to you for that.

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26 comments

? August 12, 2013 at 11:01 am

“Auntie says you nasty!”

Would that be Auntie Cleveland?

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? August 12, 2013 at 11:01 am

“Auntie says you nasty!”

Would that be Auntie Cleveland?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 12, 2013 at 11:04 am

two dollar hoe!

Loss of 1000 Street Cred Points.

Even Rachel Jeantel knows how to spell “ho”.

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? August 12, 2013 at 11:16 am

Just don’t write it in cursive.

When are they coming out with a “ho” emoticon anyway?

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nitrat August 13, 2013 at 2:40 pm

xx

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 12, 2013 at 11:04 am

two dollar hoe!

Loss of 1000 Street Cred Points.

Even Rachel Jeantel knows how to spell “ho”.

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? August 12, 2013 at 11:16 am

Just don’t write it in cursive.

When are they coming out with a “ho” emoticon anyway?

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nitrat August 13, 2013 at 2:40 pm

xx

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Maître de restaurant August 12, 2013 at 11:14 am

Ford uses a disability parking placard that he clearly doesn’t need, based on my many observations, which include fatso Ford waddling into and out of all-you-can-eat restaurants. The bum.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 12, 2013 at 11:27 am

TBG wonders if it might be for a mental disability…

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Maître de restaurant August 12, 2013 at 11:14 am

Ford uses a disability parking placard that he clearly doesn’t need, based on my many observations, which include fatso Ford waddling into and out of all-you-can-eat restaurants. The bum.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein August 12, 2013 at 11:27 am

TBG wonders if it might be for a mental disability…

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 11:31 am

So, he dumped you? I was unaware that BigT/GrandTango has a sister.

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shifty henry August 12, 2013 at 11:31 am

So, he dumped you? I was unaware that BigT/GrandTango has a sister.

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Jay Ellington August 12, 2013 at 11:43 am

Ouch Charlie!

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The Ghost of Fat Greg Dulli August 12, 2013 at 11:43 am

Ouch Charlie!

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scsmartie August 12, 2013 at 11:54 am

LMAO!!

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scsmartie August 12, 2013 at 11:54 am

LMAO!!

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Soft Sigh from Hell August 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

“Wow … “King had a dream and you had dildos!” is probably the best line ever submitted to FITS. Props to you for that.”
I was just about to congratulate the same. A fine line indeed!

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Soft Sigh from Hell August 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm

“Wow … “King had a dream and you had dildos!” is probably the best line ever submitted to FITS. Props to you for that.”
I was just about to congratulate the same. A fine line indeed!

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Carlos Danger August 13, 2013 at 8:32 am

Marlon? Is that you Marlon? Mad about something?

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Carlos Danger August 13, 2013 at 8:32 am

Marlon? Is that you Marlon? Mad about something?

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Clisby August 13, 2013 at 1:04 pm

Oh, puh-leeze. What pretending-to-be-street-smart know-nothing wrote this?

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Clisby August 13, 2013 at 1:04 pm

Oh, puh-leeze. What pretending-to-be-street-smart know-nothing wrote this?

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nitrat August 13, 2013 at 2:11 pm

Gee, you’ll print anything, want you?

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nitrat August 13, 2013 at 2:11 pm

Gee, you’ll print anything, want you?

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