THE CURSE OF ABBA IS LIFTED?
Who is … Tone Loc? What?
No, not Tone Loc … we’re not talking about the dude who sang Funky Cold Medina (and had a cameo in Michael Mann’s crime epic Heat ). We’re talking about Tove Lo … a.k.a. 26-year-old Swedish dance pop star Tove Ebba Elsa Nilsson. We were turned on (literally) to Tove by a platonic compadre this week and we gotta say … she’s the real deal on all fronts.
Killer songs. Deep lyrics. Amazing voice. And she’s smokin’ hot. And quite bi-curious, judging from the crazy hot video to her song “Habits (Stay High).”
Tove’s debut album – Queen of the Clouds – will be released on September 30. It includes “Stay High” and “Not On Drugs.” Yeah … ponder that dichotomy. While our founding editor ponders Tove and Emily Haines of Metric getting down.
(Musically … come on).
And yes, if you’re looking to burn some calories at the gym … download both of those tracks we mentioned earlier on iTunes. Or whatever it is people without iPhones use to download stuff. Seriously … your body will thank you.
Sweden owes America a great musical debt. After Abba and Ace of Base, Tove is the least they could do …
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I made it 18 seconds before I had to turn it off.
Sounds like Britney Spears, looks are mediocre (at best).
Wow you made it a whole 18 seconds? That’s dedication! I barely made it 10 seconds.
The only way she could be considered smoking hot is if she was set on fire.
Fucking tripe. Will, assuming you wrote this fluff piece, please deposit your MAN CARD in the nearest trash receptacle, because if you listen to weak shit like this you won’t be needing it any longer. Bet your favorite hard rock band is Nickelback.
Listening to what girls listen to does not warrant man card revocation.
It does when when you admit to enjoying garbage like this. You’re probably another one that “rocks out” to the Nickelback.
Like I need your approval? For the record, I can’t stand Nickelback. Rock has taken a hit the last decade or two, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough. Clutch still makes great albums, and as of late, I can’t get enough of this band from Greece called 1000mods: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhrPHVzVZss
I like Clutch, saw them back in the 90s a few times. I miss the uniqueness that 80s/90s rock and metal provided.
“People without iPhones?” You mean the majority of cell/smart phone users (58% or so last time I saw the numbers). If you own Apple stock, you watch this number…
Figured this is the type music this doucher listened to. Don’t waste your time on the video. She looks like a convenience store worker and sings like one too.
Bastard you so have me thinking about Mande and Liz laid out on a fur rug painting each others’ nails and the like. Keep writing old boy how we miss you. How about that foot fetish thing and all? Sucking any of those girls toes, are you mate? How’s the old lady feel about the young flesh knocking about the new country compound when she is away? You got the life!
FYI, I’m opposed to animal-fur rugs.
Good retort old girl. It seems FITS has found him a couple of real scrappers he has. Thick skin is definitely a must. I only wish ole Jakie were still in office so you gals could get his goat. It would drive him mad.
Anyone else suspect that FITS’ blatant Democrat shilling has hurt numbers (he’s not different. Looks like he’s trying to pad hit count w/ the prurient, like he did to build the site, before he took down Mace, and was spanked for it.
If want true and hones political commentary and analysis, there is a TRUE alternative.