We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: There’s hot – and then there’s office hot.
“Hot” is a genuinely attractive member of the opposite sex, while “office hot” is someone who becomes genuinely attractive because they’re the only person of the opposite sex you see everyday who doesn’t look like they took a nose dive off the “ugly Sequoia.”
Anyway … one rung below “office hot?” Political hot …
Which leads us to this …
According to the website Buzzfeed, U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham – a 58-year-old never-been-married bumpkin from Seneca, S.C. who swears he “ain’t gay” – is the eighth-sexiest bachelor in Congress.
Really, Buzzfeed?
What’s especially embarrassing for Graham is that with the exception of “sexiest congressional bachelor” Rep. Howard Coble – who is 82 years old and clearly added to the list as a joke – the other six gentlemen listed by Buzzfeed could actually be considered “office hot.”
Of course we’ll leave that determination up to the ladies … (well, and Lindsey).
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Don’t tease or feed the straight people.The sexiest ‘bachelor’ in ‘congress’ is MARRIED,and one whole lotta big gay love.Darn,you dumb kids:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QuGiMAEqE8
You are all just jealous. I’m rubbing my nipples right now thinking of Grahamy Whammy.
Are those hot dogs that Lindsey is eating in the photo? What would have been interesting would have been video of exactly HOW he approaches that task with food items shaped that way. Of course, only a few seconds would be necessary as the suspected results mike make me want to lose my lunch.
He likes his hotdogs w/ big wads,of Duke’s mayo on the tips,eats half, then takes the rest to the men’s room,while the janitor follows him in.They both come out smiling,so I guess everybody’s happy,although I saw his ‘friend’ washing his pants and briefs,at the coin laundry,right after,while Lindsey left in a limo…I Believe Class Warfare Exists
You forgot to mention the scent of their newly adorned musk, procured at the highest of cost, wafting gently along the hall as they pass.
A story worth telling is worth telling well. :)
I’ve decided to run against ,Lindsey.You don’t even have to spell good;just a,”9″ write-in…My ‘platform’ is ,”we all need satisfaction”..When elected, I will *9%$ ! him on the White House lawn..Ya’ll can all gimme some really good ideas,later,and I’ll do whatever you say:promise…:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxpdFKuGb4
*shudder*
Why did you have to usen a picture of him with the Tigers logo. That demaining to my
You must have snagged that photo from his OKCupid profile.
Look for him on the cover of MAXIM for February ?
Crap Henry. You just trashed Maxim Monday for EVER!!!!!!!!!!
“A$$HOLE”
heh-heh-heh—— see question mark at the end
Good gravy. I surely hope not. Maybe that’s why Fox didn’t post it this week… Hmmmmm…..
Actually, it is a good photo of him. He should consider using it during his upcoming campaign. He looks like the kind of nephew that maiden aunts fuss over. And speaking of maiden aunts, Shifty has one of his best stories which he will post when the right article appears.
Got me drooling brother.
Too bad he isn’t “voted out of office” hot, at least not yet.
I wanna puke!
Yeah, he’s hotter than a Queer at a weinie roast! …….what is he eating? ……Oh, never mind…….yeah he probably is smoking hot right about now!
“Smoking hot” …. then why is he eating all by his lonesome self…?
He is hot as hell (can barely control himself), whilst munching on that weiner!
He meant to say “smoking cock”.
>Smoking hot” …. then why is he eating all by his lonesome self…?
Cause he can’t be seen with a boy
This article…..this photo…..this setting…..? Is this a signal that he is attempting to imitate that “Christie Look”…?
The “setting” is Skins in Clemson.
Yeah, he’s a perfect cross between Christie Brinkley and Agatha Christie.
With just a tad too much of Agatha
I remember when Clay Aiken said he wasn’t gay. We know how that turned out. And don’t forget Gomer Pyle.
Or Barry Soetoro.
If Lindsey was caught with a boy it would be “Dyno-MITE!”
Appropriate that he’s eating a dick shaped entree.
It’d only be more so if someone put some mayonnaise on it for him.
If he really put his mind and jaw to it he could probably fit 2 or 3 in that ambiguous trap.
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He’s gay.
NTTAWWT
NAHDEALT
…but he is…
….. Graham is a piece of shit. Nuff said.
Look at the photo. Do you see what I see? A closet queen trying to down a weenie in public with his trousers on … where is his gay pride?