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Lindsey Graham Is A Sexy Bachelor?

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: There’s hot – and then there’s office hot. “Hot” is a genuinely attractive member of the opposite sex, while “office hot” is someone who becomes genuinely attractive because they’re the only person of the opposite sex you see everyday who doesn’t…

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: There’s hot – and then there’s office hot.

“Hot” is a genuinely attractive member of the opposite sex, while “office hot” is someone who becomes genuinely attractive because they’re the only person of the opposite sex you see everyday who doesn’t look like they took a nose dive off the “ugly Sequoia.”

Anyway … one rung below “office hot?” Political hot …

Which leads us to this …

According to the website Buzzfeed, U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham – a 58-year-old never-been-married bumpkin from Seneca, S.C. who swears he “ain’t gay” – is the eighth-sexiest bachelor in Congress.

Really, Buzzfeed?

What’s especially embarrassing for Graham is that with the exception of  “sexiest congressional bachelor” Rep. Howard Coble – who is 82 years old and clearly added to the list as a joke – the other six gentlemen listed by Buzzfeed could actually be considered “office hot.”

Of course we’ll leave that determination up to the ladies … (well, and Lindsey).

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37 comments

9" January 13, 2014 at 9:05 pm

Don’t tease or feed the straight people.The sexiest ‘bachelor’ in ‘congress’ is MARRIED,and one whole lotta big gay love.Darn,you dumb kids:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QuGiMAEqE8

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Marcus Bachmann January 13, 2014 at 10:10 pm

You are all just jealous. I’m rubbing my nipples right now thinking of Grahamy Whammy.

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CorruptionInColumbia January 13, 2014 at 10:22 pm

Are those hot dogs that Lindsey is eating in the photo? What would have been interesting would have been video of exactly HOW he approaches that task with food items shaped that way. Of course, only a few seconds would be necessary as the suspected results mike make me want to lose my lunch.

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9" January 14, 2014 at 12:58 am

He likes his hotdogs w/ big wads,of Duke’s mayo on the tips,eats half, then takes the rest to the men’s room,while the janitor follows him in.They both come out smiling,so I guess everybody’s happy,although I saw his ‘friend’ washing his pants and briefs,at the coin laundry,right after,while Lindsey left in a limo…I Believe Class Warfare Exists

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Frank Pytel January 14, 2014 at 7:13 am

You forgot to mention the scent of their newly adorned musk, procured at the highest of cost, wafting gently along the hall as they pass.

A story worth telling is worth telling well. :)

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9" January 16, 2014 at 3:25 am

I’ve decided to run against ,Lindsey.You don’t even have to spell good;just a,”9″ write-in…My ‘platform’ is ,”we all need satisfaction”..When elected, I will *9%$ ! him on the White House lawn..Ya’ll can all gimme some really good ideas,later,and I’ll do whatever you say:promise…:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxpdFKuGb4

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MashPotato January 13, 2014 at 10:23 pm

*shudder*

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Nölff January 14, 2014 at 8:11 am

Why did you have to usen a picture of him with the Tigers logo. That demaining to my

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Nölff January 14, 2014 at 8:12 am

You must have snagged that photo from his OKCupid profile.

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shifty henry January 14, 2014 at 10:24 am

Look for him on the cover of MAXIM for February ?

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Frank Pytel January 14, 2014 at 12:12 pm

Crap Henry. You just trashed Maxim Monday for EVER!!!!!!!!!!

“A$$HOLE”

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shifty henry January 14, 2014 at 3:01 pm

heh-heh-heh—— see question mark at the end

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Frank Pytel January 15, 2014 at 6:17 am

Good gravy. I surely hope not. Maybe that’s why Fox didn’t post it this week… Hmmmmm…..

shifty henry January 15, 2014 at 8:47 am

Actually, it is a good photo of him. He should consider using it during his upcoming campaign. He looks like the kind of nephew that maiden aunts fuss over. And speaking of maiden aunts, Shifty has one of his best stories which he will post when the right article appears.

Frank Pytel January 15, 2014 at 9:16 am

Got me drooling brother.

Smirks January 14, 2014 at 8:30 am

Too bad he isn’t “voted out of office” hot, at least not yet.

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too Hot 4 U January 14, 2014 at 9:35 am

I wanna puke!

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WTF January 14, 2014 at 9:37 am

Yeah, he’s hotter than a Queer at a weinie roast! …….what is he eating? ……Oh, never mind…….yeah he probably is smoking hot right about now!

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shifty henry January 14, 2014 at 10:26 am

“Smoking hot” …. then why is he eating all by his lonesome self…?

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who am I? January 14, 2014 at 10:56 am

He is hot as hell (can barely control himself), whilst munching on that weiner!

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Fixed it for him January 14, 2014 at 3:15 pm

He meant to say “smoking cock”.

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1ChrisSharpton2 January 14, 2014 at 7:58 pm

>Smoking hot” …. then why is he eating all by his lonesome self…?
Cause he can’t be seen with a boy

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shifty henry January 14, 2014 at 10:22 am

This article…..this photo…..this setting…..? Is this a signal that he is attempting to imitate that “Christie Look”…?

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CNSYD January 14, 2014 at 11:36 am

The “setting” is Skins in Clemson.

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Jay Ellington January 14, 2014 at 12:28 pm

Yeah, he’s a perfect cross between Christie Brinkley and Agatha Christie.

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1ChrisSharpton2 January 14, 2014 at 7:59 pm

With just a tad too much of Agatha

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JJEvans January 14, 2014 at 10:47 am

I remember when Clay Aiken said he wasn’t gay. We know how that turned out. And don’t forget Gomer Pyle.

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Jay Ellington January 14, 2014 at 2:10 pm

Or Barry Soetoro.

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1ChrisSharpton2 January 14, 2014 at 8:02 pm

If Lindsey was caught with a boy it would be “Dyno-MITE!”

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Jay Ellington January 14, 2014 at 10:52 am

Appropriate that he’s eating a dick shaped entree.

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Cream of SumYungGai January 14, 2014 at 1:04 pm

It’d only be more so if someone put some mayonnaise on it for him.

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Jay Ellington January 14, 2014 at 1:09 pm

If he really put his mind and jaw to it he could probably fit 2 or 3 in that ambiguous trap.

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Philip Branton January 14, 2014 at 12:18 pm

Media psyops 101, 404, 901, move a female voter ahead by 3 spaces and move link blowback ahead by 1 space, wager three minivan fuel perks, Facebook Jr League cookout, Pintarest Oscar Meyer ad profit “donations”

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euwe max January 14, 2014 at 3:18 pm

He’s gay.

NTTAWWT

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TontoBubbaGoldstein January 15, 2014 at 7:38 am

NAHDEALT

…but he is…

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Quick Words January 15, 2014 at 1:23 am

….. Graham is a piece of shit. Nuff said.

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Arlen Cooper January 16, 2014 at 8:10 am

Look at the photo. Do you see what I see? A closet queen trying to down a weenie in public with his trousers on … where is his gay pride?

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