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Hey America, “Don’t Clench”

A New Mexico man named David Eckert was subjected to extensive anal torture at the hands of the Hidalgo County Sheriff’s Office, the City of Deming, New Mexico and Gila Regional Medical Center. How come? Because Eckert “clenched his buttocks” during a traffic stop – which arresting officers determined was probable cause to…

A New Mexico man named David Eckert was subjected to extensive anal torture at the hands of the Hidalgo County Sheriff’s Office, the City of Deming, New Mexico and Gila Regional Medical Center.

How come?

Because Eckert “clenched his buttocks” during a traffic stop – which arresting officers determined was probable cause to suspect that he was hiding drugs in his anus, which then prompted them to seek a warrant to search Eckert’s anal cavity.

They got the warrant, which is when the anal torture began.

And trust us … we’re talking about an experience far worse than the “Moon River” treatment received by Arnold Babar (a.k.a. Irwin F. Fletcher) in the movie Fletch.

Courtesy of KOB TV 4, here’s a recap of what happened to Eckert after his friendly neighborhood law enforcement officers got the warrant to invade his anus …

1. Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.

2. Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

3. Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.

4. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.

5. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.

6. Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time.  Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers.  Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool.  No narcotics were found.

7. Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.

8. Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines.  No narcotics were found.

Wow … the station also notes that “throughout this ordeal, Eckert protested and never gave doctors at the Gila Regional Medical Center consent to perform any of these medical procedures.”

You’re probably wondering right about now what sort of hardened crime Eckert committed to deserve such an invasive (and repeated) anal probing.

Glad you asked … according to KOB, he was pulled over for failing to come to a complete stop as he left a Walmart parking lot.

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39 comments

Stev Pg November 5, 2013 at 3:51 pm

Here is the local Facebook for news – Lets get the word out and action taken:https://www.facebook.com/demingradio

Police Department
Address:
213 East 2nd St.
Lordsburg, NM 88045
Phone Number:
(575) 542-3833

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CorruptionInColumbia November 5, 2013 at 4:07 pm

This is ridiculous. The officers involved should be immediately terminated and hopefully an investigation from the Federal level for civil rights violations begun.

He should receive no less than $10,000,000 in compensation, to be paid out of the department’s budget and any property or investments owned by the involved officers.

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Jackie Chiles November 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm

God help the town if this thing gets to a jury. Their insurance policy better be paid up.

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Jackie Chiles November 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm

If we had a private police force, this would never happen.

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? November 5, 2013 at 6:00 pm

It might still happen, but not only would they be out of business afterwards, the offenders would be paying, & paying, & paying….no tax payer funds needed.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 5, 2013 at 8:02 pm

Blackwater Xe on line one.

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? November 5, 2013 at 8:43 pm

lol…thing is….a customer other than government doesn’t hire them again despite the name change.

‘Oh, you shot my grandma at a checkpoint but changed your name? Ok, we’re good.’

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 6, 2013 at 8:45 pm

Cell phone companies. Cable companies.

Frank Pytel November 5, 2013 at 4:32 pm

Damn good find Sic. + All the GAWD DANGED numbers.

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Police Chief N. November 5, 2013 at 4:48 pm

Were these doctors out of their minds? Was the judge out of his mind to issue a search warrant on that basis? I thought only interim police chief Navarrow would think this was probable cause and reasonable.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 5, 2013 at 5:32 pm

It’s truly a shame that the clench wasn’t caused by an attempt to contain explosive diarrhea that Mr Eckert was able to hold until the start of the first digital probe.

“Sorry officer. I TOLD you I shouldn’t have had that sketchy breakfast burrito…”

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Frank Pytel November 5, 2013 at 5:47 pm

Junk Truck. Woo hoo. What a ride.

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Frank Pytel November 5, 2013 at 5:46 pm

Hey folks &Folks. If theres anyone else that does twitface, could you please tell them that @frankpytel is a good joe at heart? I think they sat I’m in the gulag. :)

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Frank Pytel November 5, 2013 at 6:38 pm

Well. The gulag don’t seem so bad. They turnt me loose right quick I reckon. Hmmm?

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shifty henry November 5, 2013 at 8:20 pm

Frank, just out of curiosity, who (singular or plural) in the hell did you piss off?

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Frank Pytel November 6, 2013 at 2:15 am

Who havent i pissed off. Shite man. :) You should check it out. Youve got some awesome one liners shifty. C ya :)

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Anon. November 5, 2013 at 6:58 pm

Welcome to OBAMACARE!

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MashPotato November 5, 2013 at 10:31 pm

We have a winner!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 5, 2013 at 7:59 pm

PRO TIP :
If you are driving in the vicinity of the Seneca Wal*Mart, the car with “US SENATE” tags is very likely to run through stop signs. Especially if there is a visual police presence.

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shifty henry November 5, 2013 at 8:09 pm

And ya’ want to guess if they all send him a bill for “medical services”…..

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Frank Pytel November 6, 2013 at 2:22 am

“DONT DIGITIZE ME BRO”

Nah. Needs work.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 6, 2013 at 8:42 pm

The bill…$6G…

Doubling down?

Chutzpah?

Adding insult to injury?

Adequate words fail me….

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 6, 2013 at 8:49 pm

And, finally, I can imagine the butts clenching by the defendents when a jury awards this guy his pot of gold!

TBG fervently hopes there is a real-life judge “Extreme Akim” in New Mexico.

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upstate November 5, 2013 at 8:29 pm

were any of these procedures covered by the gentleman’s “obamacare approved” insurance policy? Regardless, I’m guessing that it is safe to say that he is not happy with his coverage, or his doctor.

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Captain Corney November 5, 2013 at 8:45 pm

But was there corn in his poo?

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Same ol' Same ol' November 5, 2013 at 9:49 pm

Well, let’s see here, first, the entire police department and hospital staff and granting judge should be given the exact same treatment, then fired.

The give the subject a boatload of money.

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Frank Pytel November 6, 2013 at 2:17 am

Then they should all be shot. Bunch of jack boot gestapo thugs.

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Mike at the Beach November 6, 2013 at 1:32 am

Dr. Ruben Santiago warned you about his reasonable suspicion of your anal cavities, boys…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 6, 2013 at 2:08 pm

Mad props on the “Mayhem” avatar. The ad where he compliments the tailgater for buying the extra large container of lighter fluid brings tears to my eyes every time I see it.

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Mike at the Beach November 6, 2013 at 2:49 pm

He is my hero..I occasionally get accused being him. Some of the best ads on TV…

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No One Home November 6, 2013 at 1:53 am

The worst part…They didn’t even buy him dinner first.

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Frank Pytel November 6, 2013 at 2:40 am

OMG. You just cant make this shit up. Article says this guy was raped at Gila Hospital.

http://i.word.com/idictionary/gila%20monster

http://www.grmc.org/Home/About-GRMC.aspx

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Marcus Porcius November 6, 2013 at 7:41 pm

On the plus side, he got a free cancer screening….and he’ll be rich after the lawsuit.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 6, 2013 at 8:40 pm

TBG wonders if, in similar situations, where cops, judges, and doctors realize that (with the certainty of a lawsuit coming up) their careers are over and they may face prison time…if the Mr Eckerts of this country just…disappear.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 6, 2013 at 8:31 pm

*Brazenly stolen from another commentator on a different blog*

“The cops invoked “The Pelosi” on Mr Eckert….he had to pass it to see what was in it.’

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euwe max November 6, 2013 at 9:13 pm

Another tragic casualty in the war on drugs. I don’t know about you, but a little collateral damage in war is something that should be accepted. All is fair in love and war, you know.

I mean, I didn’t hear many Republicans calling for a day of silence for the innocent women, elderly and children that died in the war on Terra.

When we dropped bombs on residential areas, machine gunned unarmed reporters, shot pregnant women on their way to the hospital, shot people for “turkey peeking” around walls, sealed off and dropped white phosphorus on the people of Falluja, it was no big deal for us to look the other way. Remember? Me neither.

Now, all of a sudden, in the longest war in American History – the drug war – we are balking at a few “embarrassing” anal probes?

Man up, people – we have a war to win!

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euwe max November 7, 2013 at 8:57 pm

I think I’ll go down to Washington state, get stoned out of my mind, and consider this topic in more depth.

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rwperkinsjr November 10, 2013 at 7:23 pm

Tell them how this story makes you feel… local news media and law enforcement are following events here:

Search Facebook for “Gila Regional Protest” and show your support.

Many local residents are concerned and organizing a peaceful picket line to express their disapproval of these outrageous actions.

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