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World Series Humor

Our founding editor’s fantasy baseball season ended nearly two months ago with his beloved FITS Fartknockers finishing one-spot out of the playoffs. And with college football in full swing he’s been unable to devote much attention to the Major League Baseball playoffs. But as a Missouri Synod Lutheran Will Folks…

Our founding editor’s fantasy baseball season ended nearly two months ago with his beloved FITS Fartknockers finishing one-spot out of the playoffs. And with college football in full swing he’s been unable to devote much attention to the Major League Baseball playoffs.

But as a Missouri Synod Lutheran Will Folks (a.k.a.) Sic Willie does occasionally receive church humor from the Midwest – where regional favorites the St. Louis Cardinals are knotted at one game apiece with the Boston Red Sox. Like the unique interpretation of the Seventh Commandment posted on the marquee of a Lutheran church in Maryland Heights, Missouri.

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8 comments

shifty henry October 25, 2013 at 3:47 pm

Even GOD will laugh now and then…………..

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guest October 25, 2013 at 4:33 pm

Laughter knows no religion.

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9" October 25, 2013 at 11:08 pm

Tax the eff out of the churches:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubc7h8audzs

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euwe max October 26, 2013 at 12:34 am

are we talking Catholic Cardinals here? Are Underoos first base?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm

Three guys walked into a bar.
A homosexual, a pedophile,and a priest….

…the second guy was a……

*Please Tip Your Waitstaff. TBG will be here through October.*

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shifty henry October 26, 2013 at 9:51 am

And I still can’t remember my joke about the baseball team that hired a two-headed gorilla as a pitcher ……

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 26, 2013 at 2:39 pm

Just for you Shifty:

A group of 15 year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at the McDonald’s next to Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because they only had six dollars among them, they could ride their bikes there and Jennie Webster, that cute girl in Social Studies lives on the same street and they might see her.

Ten years later, the group of now 25 year old guys discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the beer was cheap, the bar had free snacks, the house band was good, there was no cover charge and there were lot of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was decided they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the booze was good, it was near their gym and if they went late enough there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the martinis were big and the waitresses wore tight pants.

Ten years later, now 55, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the prices were reasonable, they have a nice wine list and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the once again group discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they would meet at Captain Jack’s Seafood Grille because they had never been there before.

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shifty henry October 26, 2013 at 6:53 pm

Terrific! — Two geezers were sitting at the kitchen table and the visitor asked his host what did he do the night before for his 50th wedding anniversary. “I took her to that new, very fancy restaurant that opened last week. It was fantastic , and I can’t tell you how great the meal was, and the atmosphere was indescribable.”
“Oh yeah, I think I heard about it. What’s the name of the restaurant?”
“Uh, uh, hmmm – oh, what do you call those flowers, you know, real long and red and smell real nice?”
” A rose”
“Thanks. Hey Rose — what’s the name of that restaurant we were at last night?”

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