Iowa Earns Its Drunk Ranking
A month ago the University of Iowa made national headlines by ranking No. 1 on The Princeton Review&You must Subscribe or log in to read the rest of this content.
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I can see how you might have thought that was a badge number.
Shite. Bet that’s still hung over. 8-0. You’d need the whole dang dog for that. WOW!!
From the linked article:
Iowa president Sally Mason said “The vast majority of our students have expressed concerns to me about the reputational damage that one student can do to all of them,”
Sure they have, lady. Sure they have.
That would be “vastly” north of 15,000 people?
Yeah, TBG has a problem with people (especially those in a position of authority) that just make shit up.
“I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic,”
Hopefully she “tattoos” herself onto a tree next time she drives drunk, that would be so epic.
Maybe she can tell her children and grandchildren that .341 was her highest grade point ratio at Iowa. By the way, that officer doesn’t look to good hisself’.
She wasn’t driving… She was trying to get into the game and “appeared unsteady on her feet”.
Although TBG assumes he has never reached the magic .341, he is still thankful that Pickens County Deputies at Memorial Stadium have not been too particular about his ambulation characteristics for the last 30 or so years.
Ahh, you see: there’s the rub. People are being recorded as having BALs that we were all taught years ago would result in a coma, or at least a hospital stay. How is it this 22 year old girl was merely “unsteady on her feet,” which is the rote language used for any alcohol arrest?
Don’t have faith in the machine.
Yep. Surprised they forgot to include “slurred speech” and “glassy eyed”. Although maybe the officer would have felt somewhat hypocritical had he put “glassy eyed” in his report…
There are some DUI lawyers in Iowa salivating over this.
Whoa! The cop looks like he got a contact drunk from the fumes,and they’re ‘related’ ?
Where is that cop’s hand going?
Which hand?
*Asks innocently*
Some easy poontang,there(hey,man.smell my finger!),plus,he’s the only occifer in the pic.Looks like fun times,after the formalities…
Do you know if she’s seeing anyone?
Yes —- triplets!
Pro Tip:
When seeing triple…talk to the one in the middle.
Six tits are better than two. Why pick just one?
“Seeing triple“, not “seeing triplets“.
One talks to the tits in the middle because the ones on each side are only figments of one’s intoxicated optic nerve…
TBG, to his eternal regret, can offer no Pro Tips on “seeing triplets”…
I understand that perfectly, but aren’t there some illusions worth enjoying?
You know, “suspension of disbelief’ is a key component of self enjoyment artistically speaking.
If nothing else, sexual antics with 1 real and 2 imagined women certainly constitute “high art”.