There’s a funny web video up in which a depressed college football fan (representing himself to be a supporter of the University of South Carolina) claims the school’s arch-rival Clemson was able to defeat Georgia due to an unreported case of food poisoning.
“Clemson played Georgia knowing they were all f*cked up from food poisoning,” the fan says in the clip. “And they’re still celebrating and taking the win as if it was a fair win.”
In fact he says the NCAA held an “emergency meeting” to discuss “whether (Clemson’s win) will be vacated.”
Funny, funny stuff. Take a look … although consider yourself warned, some of the language in the video is NSFW (a.k.a. “Not Safe for Work”).
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If this guy is really a Gamecock fan, we would echo the sentiments of one of the video’s commenters who referred to him as “an idiot wrapped up in a moron” and another Gamecock supporter who said “I wish I could disown you from our fan base.”
If this guy is a Clemson fan spoofing the Gamecock Nation, then all we can say is mad props … both for the concept and the flawless execution.
@fitsnews funniest thing I've seen in a while. Laughing so hard that I'm crying.
— Mr. Waggles (@SMF_Waggles) September 2, 2013
@fitsnews typical chicken…So used to making excuses, he's now making them for other teams. We lost, period. Hats off to Clemson.
— Travis A. Butler (@TravisAButler) September 2, 2013
@fitsnews You ever seen those fainting goats in Calistoga, Ca.? That what Saturday night reminded me of.
— Keith Griffin (@TigermanKeith) September 2, 2013
HA! +2 for that. You know Big T made an appearance on The State newspaper last week. Their spam filters must be better than ours.
Remember kids, just say “no” to Meth.
See ya next weekend Cock.
It’s almost getting tiresome beating UGA. Almost.
Is he a USC Upstate student?
HAW – HAW – HAW!!! This guy’s delivery is terrific…..
Just what we “Carolina” fans need, a “Clemson Tom” clone…..
You’re welcome for breaking this “story” last night for you
Now this is hilarious… so is every team faking injuries when clemson plays them??? Will usc beat ga though????
What was up with all the injuries the UGAs had; Such delicate flowers…
News Flash! If the team had food poisoning they wouldn’t have been able to even dress out. This guy needs to find a hobby. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
I just had to leave a response for the idiot. If you can’t find it here is the link: http://youtu.be/Rc1Ene6St78
Hasn’t this guy appeared in a previous video on Fitsnews?
No way that guy is Carolina. Not funny. Just stupid.
UPDATE! And he’s only 5 semesters away from graduating the University of Phoenix!