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The Georgia Food Poisoning Theory

There’s a funny web video up in which a depressed college football fan (representing himself to be a supporter of the University of South Carolina) claims the school’s arch-rival Clemson was able to defeat Georgia due to an unreported case of food poisoning. “Clemson played Georgia knowing they were all…

There’s a funny web video up in which a depressed college football fan (representing himself to be a supporter of the University of South Carolina) claims the school’s arch-rival Clemson was able to defeat Georgia due to an unreported case of food poisoning.

“Clemson played Georgia knowing they were all f*cked up from food poisoning,” the fan says in the clip. “And they’re still celebrating and taking the win as if it was a fair win.”

In fact he says the NCAA held an “emergency meeting” to discuss “whether (Clemson’s win) will be vacated.”

Ha!

Funny, funny stuff. Take a look … although consider yourself warned, some of the language in the video is NSFW (a.k.a. “Not Safe for Work”).

(Click to play)

Wow …

If this guy is really a Gamecock fan, we would echo the sentiments of one of the video’s commenters who referred to him as “an idiot wrapped up in a moron” and another Gamecock supporter who said “I wish I could disown you from our fan base.”

If this guy is a Clemson fan spoofing the Gamecock Nation, then all we can say is mad props … both for the concept and the flawless execution.

Hilarious!

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Pic: Travis Bell Photography

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19 comments

TontoBubbaGoldstein September 2, 2013 at 1:59 pm

“T” ?

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Will Folks aka Sic September 2, 2013 at 2:31 pm

HA! +2 for that. You know Big T made an appearance on The State newspaper last week. Their spam filters must be better than ours.

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google stalker September 2, 2013 at 4:49 pm Reply
UGAalumni September 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm

Remember kids, just say “no” to Meth.

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Jackie Chiles September 2, 2013 at 3:17 pm

UGA sucks.

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UGAalumni September 2, 2013 at 7:39 pm

See ya next weekend Cock.

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Jackie Chiles September 3, 2013 at 10:24 am

It’s almost getting tiresome beating UGA. Almost.

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Dicky McDickerson September 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Is he a USC Upstate student?

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shifty henry September 2, 2013 at 4:37 pm

HAW – HAW – HAW!!! This guy’s delivery is terrific…..

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Wigs September 2, 2013 at 6:44 pm

Just what we “Carolina” fans need, a “Clemson Tom” clone…..

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Norma Scok September 2, 2013 at 6:57 pm

You’re welcome for breaking this “story” last night for you

https://www.fitsnews.com/2013/09/01/dabo-swinney-i-dont-know-if-georgia-faked-injuries/

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Darkside101906 September 2, 2013 at 8:02 pm

Now this is hilarious… so is every team faking injuries when clemson plays them??? Will usc beat ga though????

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OldHiram September 2, 2013 at 8:06 pm

What was up with all the injuries the UGAs had; Such delicate flowers…

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Tigerbanter11 September 2, 2013 at 9:26 pm

News Flash! If the team had food poisoning they wouldn’t have been able to even dress out. This guy needs to find a hobby. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!

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Junior Alexander September 2, 2013 at 10:36 pm

I just had to leave a response for the idiot. If you can’t find it here is the link: http://youtu.be/Rc1Ene6St78

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shifty henry September 3, 2013 at 7:17 am

Hasn’t this guy appeared in a previous video on Fitsnews?

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Nölff September 3, 2013 at 8:06 am

Excuses excuses…

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lawzoo September 3, 2013 at 12:38 pm

No way that guy is Carolina. Not funny. Just stupid.

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Norma Scok September 4, 2013 at 8:28 am

UPDATE! And he’s only 5 semesters away from graduating the University of Phoenix!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM38dCQXqEw

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