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RE: “It’s Hot Lawyer Time” Two things: 1. How about the hottest male attorney? 2. For the hottest female, maybe a consideration for her personality too? For example (for illustration purposes only, as you would not actually select this individual for obvious reasons), Jessica Godwin – offered for consideration by…

RE: “It’s Hot Lawyer Time

Two things: 1. How about the hottest male attorney? 2. For the hottest female, maybe a consideration for her personality too? For example (for illustration purposes only, as you would not actually select this individual for obvious reasons), Jessica Godwin – offered for consideration by her boyfriend, Sam, in the comments section – is a rancid ass manipulative bitch and 80 percent of females that know her would agree. Not ‘hot!’ Thus, if you expanded your consideration to include personality (the whole package) as well as looks – we all have pretty friends – you may have more female submissions for their colleagues, and a legitimately ‘hot’ attorney! Further, your selection may also carry a little more honor for the female.

-Anonymous

SIC SEZ

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I was tempted to respond to this by simply pasting the lyrics to “Bitches Ain’t Sh*t …” but thought better of it. Your suggestions have merit, although your comments about Jessica Godwin strike me as pretty petty. I’ve never met Jessica, but from where I sit such invective renders two otherwise excellent points much less effective. Having said that, I’m going to discuss the notion of a hot male attorney competition with our associate opinion editor, Amy Lazenby, although I’m pretty sure she’d rig the competition for her husband. Oh well … good ideas. I’ll definitely give them due consideration.

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40 comments

Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 8:42 am

Truly twisted 9

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CorruptionInColumbia July 29, 2013 at 10:08 am

Hey, you have to give 9″ credit, he’s freaking honest. Some of his posts are downright hilarious! I may not share his preferences, but I gave him a thumbs up for his honesty and the quality he brings to this board.

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Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 10:27 am

No No CIC. You misunderstand. You see I’m closet bi with major Homophobe tendencies. My concern is that if 9 gets a picture of me he’ll decide old Palmer there is a patch o’clay to my beefcake that he would desperately be required to turn into a patch of clay (if you get my drift). That’s Scary because I am definitely a top :O

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Finius Nullis July 29, 2013 at 10:55 am

A man is getting his examination results from his doctor:
Doctor: I have good news and bad news for you. Which one do you want first?
Guy: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: You exhibit extremely strong tendencies to becoming a homosexual.
Guy: Oh my God! How can I live with that? I’m married to a beautiful woman, I have five wonderful kids! Well, what’s the good news?
Doctor: I think you’re very cute!

Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 11:03 am

LOL

9" July 29, 2013 at 12:22 pm

Beefcake? And it’s lunchtime!

9' July 29, 2013 at 3:14 pm

If you’d like to support this faggot’s agenda,buy one of my T’s.

I wrote this in 1993.it’s a classic.Nowadays, this is considered a novella:

http://www.amazon.com/Here-About-Blow-Sexual-T-shirt/dp/B00133LZYS

Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 8:42 am

Truly twisted 9

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CorruptionInColumbia July 29, 2013 at 10:08 am

Hey, you have to give 9″ credit, he’s freaking honest. Some of his posts are downright hilarious! I may not share his preferences, but I gave him a thumbs up for his honesty and the quality he brings to this board.

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Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 10:27 am

No No CIC. You misunderstand. You see I’m closet bi with major Homophobe tendencies. My concern is that if 9 gets a picture of me he’ll decide old Palmer there is a patch o’clay to my beefcake that he would desperately be required to turn into a patch of clay (if you get my drift). That’s Scary because I am definitely a top :O

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Finius Nullis July 29, 2013 at 10:55 am

A man is getting his examination results from his doctor:
Doctor: I have good news and bad news for you. Which one do you want first?
Guy: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: You exhibit extremely strong tendencies to becoming a homosexual.
Guy: Oh my God! How can I live with that? I’m married to a beautiful woman, I have five wonderful kids! Well, what’s the good news?
Doctor: I think you’re very cute!

Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 11:03 am

LOL

9" July 29, 2013 at 12:22 pm

Beefcake? And it’s lunchtime!

9' July 29, 2013 at 3:14 pm

If you’d like to support this faggot’s agenda,buy one of my T’s.

I wrote this in 1993.it’s a classic.Nowadays, this is considered a novella:

http://www.amazon.com/Here-About-Blow-Sexual-T-shirt/dp/B00133LZYS

SC '10 July 29, 2013 at 8:03 am

Ridiculous. Those of us who actually know Jessica know that she is a very kind and very caring person. She has a wonderfully inviting personality. I bet the above comment was submitted by some person (probably female) in law school with us who had no friends and no social life.

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Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 8:42 am

More likely just a little persuasive competition. Ya know. It’s a woman thing. A little claw bearing goes a long way on the runway :)

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USC Grad July 29, 2013 at 9:29 am

I second that comment. And even if Jessica didn’t have a great personality, I’m pretty sure the name of the contest is “Hot Lawyer” not “Miss Congeniality.”

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9" July 30, 2013 at 1:55 pm

Does she swallow?

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Squishy123 July 30, 2013 at 5:21 pm

At that point does it really matter? I’m more concerned with whether or not she’s going to leave after I’m done.

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SC '10 July 29, 2013 at 8:03 am

Ridiculous. Those of us who actually know Jessica know that she is a very kind and very caring person. She has a wonderfully inviting personality. I bet the above comment was submitted by some person (probably female) in law school with us who had no friends and no social life.

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Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 8:42 am

More likely just a little persuasive competition. Ya know. It’s a woman thing. A little claw bearing goes a long way on the runway :)

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USC Grad July 29, 2013 at 9:29 am

I second that comment. And even if Jessica didn’t have a great personality, I’m pretty sure the name of the contest is “Hot Lawyer” not “Miss Congeniality.”

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9" July 30, 2013 at 1:55 pm

Does she swallow?

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Squishy123 July 30, 2013 at 5:21 pm

At that point does it really matter? I’m more concerned with whether or not she’s going to leave after I’m done.

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Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 8:43 am

Did 9″ write this looking for some beefcake?

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Frank Pytel July 29, 2013 at 8:43 am

Did 9″ write this looking for some beefcake?

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HD July 29, 2013 at 9:46 am

There’s always the option to stop behaving like a 15 year old.

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HD July 29, 2013 at 9:46 am

There’s always the option to stop behaving like a 15 year old.

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Crooner July 29, 2013 at 11:49 am

“Hot” doesn’t take personality into account. That would be a different contest. In fact, “hot” barely takes face into account. How often do you hear someone say “that chick’s got a hot face?”

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9" July 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

Right after the ‘money-shot’

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Crooner July 29, 2013 at 11:49 am

“Hot” doesn’t take personality into account. That would be a different contest. In fact, “hot” barely takes face into account. How often do you hear someone say “that chick’s got a hot face?”

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9" July 29, 2013 at 2:35 pm

Right after the ‘money-shot’

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Randall July 29, 2013 at 3:07 pm

WTF?? Hot MALE lawyers? Who the hell do you think are the readers of this web site — a bunch of FEMALES? We men folk want to see good-lookin’ WOMEN. Woman lawyers, woman movie stars, woman school teachers, whatever. T&A please.

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9" July 30, 2013 at 1:58 pm

T & A ? Gotcha,’Randy’-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg2ZtSHoKY0

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Randall July 29, 2013 at 3:07 pm

WTF?? Hot MALE lawyers? Who the hell do you think are the readers of this web site — a bunch of FEMALES? We men folk want to see good-lookin’ WOMEN. Woman lawyers, woman movie stars, woman school teachers, whatever. T&A please.

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9" July 30, 2013 at 1:58 pm

T & A ? Gotcha,’Randy’-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg2ZtSHoKY0

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Hugh July 31, 2013 at 12:13 am

I’m still pushing for Templeton. Healthy chest, hips, ability to bear children in caves.

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Hugh July 31, 2013 at 12:13 am

I’m still pushing for Templeton. Healthy chest, hips, ability to bear children in caves.

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