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NYC: Ladies Can Go Topless

In contrast to the political activism of topless jihad, some women want to bare their breasts in public because it’s comfortable. Not to mention a statement on equality. And in New York City, they can now do so without fear of being arrested. According to the city’s paper of record cops…

In contrast to the political activism of topless jihad, some women want to bare their breasts in public because it’s comfortable.

Not to mention a statement on equality.

And in New York City, they can now do so without fear of being arrested. According to the city’s paper of record cops in the Big Apple have been instructed not to arrest women for simply exposing their breasts.

Why not? Because according to a 1992 state appeals court, ruling women have the same right to take off their shirts in public as men (which makes sense when you stop and think about it). In fact a woman successfully sued the city for $30,000 a few years ago after the NYPD detained her for twelve hours for going topless.

As libertarian-leaning ideologues (and more importantly, perverts), we support this right …

Like it or not (and obviously that depends on the quality of the breasts being bared) it’s hard to dispute the fundamental logic of this right.

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92 comments

2big2fall May 20, 2013 at 8:05 am

Why not? Women in other cultures do this. Below is a picture from an old parasitology textbook. The title under the pic said “Pig Feasting in New Guinea.” Seems like, among certain primitive tribes, pigs are very important status symbols…so much so that the little piglets are breast fed by the women in the village. Unfortunately, however, this practice can also cause transmission of a parasite from the piggy to the human.

As an afterthought, I have to say that this woman is one fine hunk of burning love.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 8:56 am

2big, that’s all very interesting, but have you had your morning caffeine yet? Here’s two for you guys who truly appreciate the finest in womanhood……

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 8:58 am

oops, forgot one – HAVE A NICE DAY !!

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Monkey Spanks May 20, 2013 at 10:19 am

Thanks, Shifty! My morning …ahem…material is now covered!

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 4:58 pm

Sorry that the second photo doesn’t have a face, but you can use your imagination, say…..maybe the new makeup girl at Dillard’s.

2big2fall May 20, 2013 at 8:05 am

Why not? Women in other cultures do this. Below is a picture from an old parasitology textbook. The title under the pic said “Pig Feasting in New Guinea.” Seems like, among certain primitive tribes, pigs are very important status symbols…so much so that the little piglets are breast fed by the women in the village. Unfortunately, however, this practice can also cause transmission of a parasite from the piggy to the human.

As an afterthought, I have to say that this woman is one fine hunk of burning love.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 8:56 am

2big, that’s all very interesting, but have you had your morning caffeine yet? Here’s two for you guys who truly appreciate the finest in womanhood……

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 8:58 am

oops, forgot one – HAVE A NICE DAY !!

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Monkey Spanks May 20, 2013 at 10:19 am

Thanks, Shifty! My morning …ahem…material is now covered!

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 4:58 pm

Sorry that the second photo doesn’t have a face, but you can use your imagination, say…..maybe the new makeup girl at Dillard’s.

? May 20, 2013 at 8:12 am

The cops in NYC have better things to do than arresting bare breasted women anyway, they have a soda pop epidemic on their hands and plenty of people to arrest for putting too much soda in a cup at one time. Good thing a clown in a gown has given the cops more time to prepare for the soda limitations.

Gov’t always knows what’s best citizen.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 11:02 am

I know what you mean. We just bailed out my 5 year old cousin. He’s now on probation in NYC. Not even in first grade yet, and he’s got a record.

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Smirks May 20, 2013 at 1:33 pm

Possession of Weapon of Mass Consumption, Class C Felony

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? May 20, 2013 at 8:12 am

The cops in NYC have better things to do than arresting bare breasted women anyway, they have a soda pop epidemic on their hands and plenty of people to arrest for putting too much soda in a cup at one time. Good thing a clown in a gown has given the cops more time to prepare for the soda limitations.

Gov’t always knows what’s best citizen.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 11:02 am

I know what you mean. We just bailed out my 5 year old cousin. He’s now on probation in NYC. Not even in first grade yet, and he’s got a record.

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Smirks May 20, 2013 at 1:33 pm

Possession of Weapon of Mass Consumption, Class C Felony

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 8:43 am

Well, consider it truth in advertising. Not like this little trick…..

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 8:43 am

Well, consider it truth in advertising. Not like this little trick…..

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:05 am

I do LOVE those perky totties that stand up by themselves and talk to me!

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CorruptionInColumbia May 20, 2013 at 6:52 pm

Hear, hear!

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:05 am

I do LOVE those perky totties that stand up by themselves and talk to me!

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CorruptionInColumbia May 20, 2013 at 6:52 pm

Hear, hear!

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:18 am

and, of course, some are just downright interesting….

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Dewars May 20, 2013 at 11:11 pm

Fakes. Full of lube oil or some other petroleum-based compound.

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Brea May 21, 2013 at 7:01 am

Look at mine above. All real

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 8:28 am

….lovely and inviting – and they’re talking to me!

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 8:26 am

….the joke is the beer taps

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:18 am

and, of course, some are just downright interesting….

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Dewars May 20, 2013 at 11:11 pm

Fakes. Full of lube oil or some other petroleum-based compound.

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Brea May 21, 2013 at 7:01 am

Look at mine above. All real

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 8:28 am

….lovely and inviting – and they’re talking to me!

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 8:26 am

….the joke is the beer taps

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bobjohnson28211 May 20, 2013 at 9:50 am

This is a great day for America and freedom.

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bobjohnson28211 May 20, 2013 at 9:50 am

This is a great day for America and freedom.

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Cush May 20, 2013 at 11:56 am

Wish I had more hands… So I could give those titties 4 thumbs down

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Cush May 20, 2013 at 11:56 am

Wish I had more hands… So I could give those titties 4 thumbs down

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Dr. Phil May 20, 2013 at 12:18 pm

I think Catherine Templeton should appear topless in her office tomorrow. This will improve morale, alertness, and customer service.

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Svi May 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm

Yo, CT is stacked, heavy. It’d be a great day in SC.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 5:50 pm

She should appear topless here on Fitsnews, and some others on my list: ECB, Maria, Jenny, Bernstein, and some others I can’t think of right now………..

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Dr. Phil May 20, 2013 at 12:18 pm

I think Catherine Templeton should appear topless in her office tomorrow. This will improve morale, alertness, and customer service.

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Svi May 20, 2013 at 3:58 pm

Yo, CT is stacked, heavy. It’d be a great day in SC.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 5:50 pm

She should appear topless here on Fitsnews, and some others on my list: ECB, Maria, Jenny, Bernstein, and some others I can’t think of right now………..

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Buz Martin May 20, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Bare titties GOOD.

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GrandTango May 20, 2013 at 1:17 pm

I agree Buz: Can you tell me where your daughter is going to be, when she strips down???

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Pimp Daddy May 20, 2013 at 1:44 pm

My little girl’s rack is about as nice as her mothers.

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? May 20, 2013 at 1:56 pm

I thought you were gay?

I hope you’re not gonna do a “Buffalo Bill” and start locking women in your underground basement pit.

Anyone see Big T around town buying up cartons of lotion?

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GrandTango May 20, 2013 at 2:05 pm

None of your D@*n business what I am. especially since I’m not trying to FORCE other people to accept my behavior as a Civl right…
Not to mention: I asked Buz about his daughter, who he likes to let take her clothes off so men can look at her…according to hios posts…I did not ask you to try to proposition me: I thought most of yall like little boys anyway (You gays infiltrated the church and andusky like children.) And Gay groups are silent about your pervs.

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GreenvilleLwyr May 20, 2013 at 2:28 pm

I’ve never known anyone who worked as hard at being an idiot as you do, Grand Puntang. Hats off to you for that.

By the way, it’s spelled “civil”, not “civl”.

GrandTango May 20, 2013 at 3:00 pm

That’s what I wrote: “Civil.” Are you blind???
PS: I’ve never seen people work so hard avoiding what you are, by attacking, as you mind-owned dolts, do…

GreenvilleLwyr May 20, 2013 at 3:15 pm

Ha, you did it again! You crack me up, Puntang…

GrandTango May 20, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Gvl. Lwyr. I think it’s time for you to go put on the tin foil hat…

100 Yard Hash Pipe May 20, 2013 at 7:08 pm

Can’t you share yours?

? May 20, 2013 at 3:31 pm

“None of your D@*n business what I am.”

Ok, but you keep bringing it up-if you don’t want anyone asking if you are gay stop bringing up wearing dresses or suggesting everyone is being homophobic.

“I did not ask you to try to proposition me: I thought most of yall like little boys anyway”

Who’s “yall”? Where did I proposition you? Hell, I’m not even gay.

Are you saying homosexual’s like boys? Did you get that from googling NAMBLA? You had some statistics about that group I wasn’t aware of previously, could you shed more light on the topic for all of us?

shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 2:57 pm

You just have to be careful where you get them. I’ll never forget the first time I was caught with a guy’s wife.

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Uncle Remus May 20, 2013 at 5:11 pm

Me likes some titties

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Nikki May 20, 2013 at 7:03 pm

And good for you, silly boys.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:48 pm

I may have posted this before, but it’s appropriate for today———–

Do Boobies Make the World Go Round ?

Contrary to popular belief, scientific research shows strong evidence that boobies DO make the world go round. This research was performed in response to several angry responses to an earlier discussion stating, “Why boobies won’t save the world.”

Boobies don’t pay the bills –
This has been ardently disproved with examples such as strippers, porn stars, and Playboy bunnies having been cited and referenced by us.

Boobies have no medicinal effect, either on the psyche or general medical health –
This was instantly disproved by several women
who claim the following, in summation:

“The important thing to remember about men is that no matter what they are complaining about, whether its that they hate their jobs, their backs hurt, or
they feel like their lives are ‘empty and meaningless’, popping a singular booby in the mouth of an ailing man not only makes him feel much better but
also ceases his incessant complaining.”

Boobies are proven to have a 99% effectiveness
rating against placebo with most non-lethal illnesses, even alleviating chronic muscle and joint pain.

Boobies have no bearing on the gravitational axis
or orbital motion of the earth – causing it to factually ‘go round’ –

A weight-to-gravitational-force equation was compiled at MIT (Physics): R={(b2)+(e)}{S+T}3 – where R=rotation, b=total world weight of boobies, e=everything else, S=Spin velocity and T=axis angle.

Using this equation it’s easy to see that if all the boobies on Earth suddenly disappeared, the instantaneous loss of so much mass would cause the Earth’s rotational speed to jump 29.6 Miles-per-second in the space of 2 seconds, effectively sending
the axis angle out of balance with the density of Earth and causing it to break off its axis and spin into the Sun.

So, conclusively, while boobies do not literally make the world go round, their presence does prevent us all from being hurtled to a fiery cataclysmic demise.

So, in conclusion, the magnitude of the effect that boobies have on our everyday lives should not be downplayed or under-estimated.

Please remember to support your local boobies, because without them, the citizens of earth would be the main course at an intergalactic luau.

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Boz Martin May 20, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Bare titties GOOD.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 2:57 pm

You just have to be careful where you get them. I’ll never forget the first time I was caught with a guy’s wife.

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Uncle Remus May 20, 2013 at 5:11 pm

Me likes some titties

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Nikki May 20, 2013 at 7:03 pm

And good for you, silly boys.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:48 pm

I may have posted this before, but it’s appropriate for today———–

Do Boobies Make the World Go Round ?

Contrary to popular belief, scientific research shows strong evidence that boobies DO make the world go round. This research was performed in response to several angry responses to an earlier discussion stating, “Why boobies won’t save the world.”

Boobies don’t pay the bills –
This has been ardently disproved with examples such as strippers, porn stars, and Playboy bunnies having been cited and referenced by us.

Boobies have no medicinal effect, either on the psyche or general medical health –
This was instantly disproved by several women
who claim the following, in summation:

“The important thing to remember about men is that no matter what they are complaining about, whether its that they hate their jobs, their backs hurt, or
they feel like their lives are ‘empty and meaningless’, popping a singular booby in the mouth of an ailing man not only makes him feel much better but
also ceases his incessant complaining.”

Boobies are proven to have a 99% effectiveness
rating against placebo with most non-lethal illnesses, even alleviating chronic muscle and joint pain.

Boobies have no bearing on the gravitational axis
or orbital motion of the earth – causing it to factually ‘go round’ –

A weight-to-gravitational-force equation was compiled at MIT (Physics): R={(b2)+(e)}{S+T}3 – where R=rotation, b=total world weight of boobies, e=everything else, S=Spin velocity and T=axis angle.

Using this equation it’s easy to see that if all the boobies on Earth suddenly disappeared, the instantaneous loss of so much mass would cause the Earth’s rotational speed to jump 29.6 Miles-per-second in the space of 2 seconds, effectively sending
the axis angle out of balance with the density of Earth and causing it to break off its axis and spin into the Sun.

So, conclusively, while boobies do not literally make the world go round, their presence does prevent us all from being hurtled to a fiery cataclysmic demise.

So, in conclusion, the magnitude of the effect that boobies have on our everyday lives should not be downplayed or under-estimated.

Please remember to support your local boobies, because without them, the citizens of earth would be the main course at an intergalactic luau.

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 3:12 pm

Off the subject, but has anyone noticed the new method of being targeted for ads on the home page? Yesterday I searched for topless girls in bikinis and then artificial bait at Bass Pro Shop. This morning I researched religious organizations. Now I keep getting an ad for topless Christian hookers?

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 3:12 pm

Off the subject, but has anyone noticed the new method of being targeted for ads on the home page? Yesterday I searched for topless girls in bikinis and then artificial bait at Bass Pro Shop. This morning I researched religious organizations. Now I keep getting an ad for topless Christian hookers?

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Squishy May 20, 2013 at 7:05 pm

And you know every one of those women in those pictures are 100% batshit crazy.

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CorruptionInColumbia May 21, 2013 at 8:15 am

In my experience, the women who were the best in bed always were. It is one of life’s great conflicts, a woman who is sane and terrible in bed, or one who is batshit crazy and awesome in bed, but never both in one package.

:-(

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 8:31 am

…… I’ve enjoyed some who were on the verge of a mental breakdown —but just on the verge!

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Squishy May 20, 2013 at 7:05 pm

And you know every one of those women in those pictures are 100% batshit crazy.

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CorruptionInColumbia May 21, 2013 at 8:15 am

In my experience, the women who were the best in bed always were. It is one of life’s great conflicts, a woman who is sane and terrible in bed, or one who is batshit crazy and awesome in bed, but never both in one package.

:-(

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 8:31 am

…… I’ve enjoyed some who were on the verge of a mental breakdown —but just on the verge!

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Brea May 20, 2013 at 7:12 pm

How about these guys!

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:27 pm

Perfect! And she looks exactly a girl who worked for me. Hmmm….

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Brea May 20, 2013 at 7:12 pm

How about these guys!

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shifty henry May 20, 2013 at 9:27 pm

Perfect! And she looks exactly like a girl who worked for me. Hmmm….

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Brea May 20, 2013 at 7:13 pm

Heres my favorite!

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Brea May 20, 2013 at 7:13 pm

Heres my favorite!

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9" May 21, 2013 at 3:45 am

So,now ,men should be allowed to go bottomless in public,and demand sex on the spot from anyone,in public.Men are superior to women,and bitches need to get that in their whiny little heads.No matter how hard they try,the chicks ain’t gonna grow dicks and fuck you ,anytime soon…so,FUCK THEM !

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9" May 21, 2013 at 3:45 am

So,now ,men should be allowed to go bottomless in public,and demand sex on the spot from anyone,in public.Men are superior to women,and bitches need to get that in their whiny little heads.No matter how hard they try,the chicks ain’t gonna grow dicks and fuck you ,anytime soon…so,FUCK THEM !

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Martha Guzman May 21, 2013 at 6:51 am

Walking around with no top on should be banned and that list should include males as well…….whats next…..can walk around nude??????

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 9:50 am

….you wouldn’t hire this guy to cut your grass?

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Mguzman May 21, 2013 at 6:51 am

Walking around with no top on should be banned and that list should include males as well…….whats next…..can walk around nude??????

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shifty henry May 21, 2013 at 9:50 am

….you wouldn’t hire this guy to cut your grass?

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Steve Chenoy May 23, 2013 at 8:10 pm

Awesome ….but only if they are good looking. Otherwise, should be illegal :)

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TrustNoGovt May 23, 2013 at 8:10 pm

Awesome ….but only if they are good looking. Otherwise, should be illegal :)

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MGTT May 24, 2013 at 9:21 am

As I recall (I lived in NY at that time), when the Court made its ruling, a horde of men (primarily hormone dripping teenage boys) flocked to parks all over the state to see the bare breasted women sunbathing. It didn’t happen.
The women in those pictures are obviously hard core feminists, who probably wouldn’t even let you watch them doing each other.

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MGTT May 24, 2013 at 9:21 am

As I recall (I lived in NY at that time), when the Court made its ruling, a horde of men (primarily hormone dripping teenage boys) flocked to parks all over the state to see the bare breasted women sunbathing. It didn’t happen.
The women in those pictures are obviously hard core feminists, who probably wouldn’t even let you watch them doing each other.

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