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Adriana Lima: Back To My Roots

I took my first steps in a hotel room off of Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, people … which means I don’t walk so much as I ‘samba.’ Yeah … let that visual soak in. I’m also quite the babe magnet when it comes to Brazilian women, at least that…

I took my first steps in a hotel room off of Copacabana Beach in Rio de Janeiro, people … which means I don’t walk so much as I ‘samba.’

Yeah … let that visual soak in.

I’m also quite the babe magnet when it comes to Brazilian women, at least that was the case when I was eleven months old. And, um … according to my mother. So naturally it follows that 31-year-old Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima is in my wheelhouse right? Right?

Not according to Tyler Durden …

“That’s Adriana Lima’s ass in a bikini,” he says. “I tell you this as a friend, you will never have sex with that ass. You can’t afford it. Even if you masturbate thinking about that ass, your phone will ring and a Brazilian sounding operator will ask you for a credit card number. That’s how expensive that ass is.”

Wow …

Course there’s also the fact Lima is a good Catholic girl who saved herself for marriage … to 6-foot-7, 225-pound Serbian basketball star Marko Jari?.

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16 comments

Creeper May 10, 2013 at 3:11 pm

When they do the deed that cherry isn’t gonna pop, it’ll explode.

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Creeper May 10, 2013 at 3:11 pm

When they do the deed that cherry isn’t gonna pop, it’ll explode.

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Smirks May 10, 2013 at 3:13 pm

Mercy…

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Smirks May 10, 2013 at 3:13 pm

Mercy…

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Sailor May 10, 2013 at 3:26 pm

3l and still a virgin?? What the fuck are you drinking? Next thing we know, you’ll be telling us Big T/Grand Tango is a genius.

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Buz Martin May 15, 2013 at 1:00 pm

In BRAZIL? Jesus, Sic. NOBODY believes that shit, for real.

And of course, Tyler Durden, even in a fictional movie, was someone who did not exist — but I may just try what he was talking about to see if I get that call. I’ll just have to owe ’em if I do. I’ll tell ’em to get in line.

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Sailor May 10, 2013 at 3:26 pm

3l and still a virgin?? What the fuck are you drinking? Next thing we know, you’ll be telling us Big T/Grand Tango is a genius.

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Boz Martin May 15, 2013 at 1:00 pm

In BRAZIL? Jesus, Sic. NOBODY believes that shit, for real.

And of course, Tyler Durden, even in a fictional movie, was someone who did not exist — but I may just try what he was talking about to see if I get that call. I’ll just have to owe ’em if I do. I’ll tell ’em to get in line.

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Sailor May 10, 2013 at 11:59 pm

Where the hell is insect? We need his input.

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Sailor May 10, 2013 at 11:59 pm

Where the hell is insect? We need his input.

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blogsmaster May 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Yeah she looks amazing in bikini, but check this collection of her naked photos ;)
http://www.famousnakedcelebrities.com/models/adriana-lima-is-back-in-bikini-and-naked-in-other-photos/

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blogsmaster May 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Yeah she looks amazing in bikini, but check this collection of her naked photos ;)
http://www.famousnakedcelebrities.com/models/adriana-lima-is-back-in-bikini-and-naked-in-other-photos/

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Jen90 May 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm

Adriana is such a liar! She was pregnant when she had her quicky courthouse wedding because she didn’t want people to know. LOL. She also said she liked porn a few years ago.

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Jen90 May 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm

Adriana is such a liar! She was pregnant when she had her quicky courthouse wedding because she didn’t want people to know. LOL. She also said she liked porn a few years ago.

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Frank Pytel May 24, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Sic

Respectfully. I know you gotta thing for kicks. EVERYONE knows you gotta thing for kicks. But lets face it, there are none here.

So I am left wondering if your thing is actually somewhat closer to toothpicks, splinters and vegetarian steaks. Mrs. Sic not withstanding of course. Coming back from a child is no easy task.

Nevertheless, how about a woman once in a while? Something with a little meat. I definitely don’t do dog bones.

An easy suggestion for you.

https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=899&oq=Christina+Hendricks+&gs_l=img.12..0l10.687.687.0.2339.1.1.0.0.0.0.64.64.1.1.0.cpsugrccelt2..0.0…1.1.14.img.tvCMJMHQt2k&q=Christina%20Hendricks

Have a Great Day!! There would be a lot more of them if we can see something besides plastic and splinters all day. :)

Frank Pytel

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Frank Pytel May 24, 2013 at 4:17 pm

Sic

Respectfully. I know you gotta thing for kicks. EVERYONE knows you gotta thing for kicks. But lets face it, there are none here.

So I am left wondering if your thing is actually somewhat closer to toothpicks, splinters and vegetarian steaks. Mrs. Sic not withstanding of course. Coming back from a child is no easy task.

Nevertheless, how about a woman once in a while? Something with a little meat. I definitely don’t do dog bones.

An easy suggestion for you.

https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1920&bih=899&oq=Christina+Hendricks+&gs_l=img.12..0l10.687.687.0.2339.1.1.0.0.0.0.64.64.1.1.0.cpsugrccelt2..0.0…1.1.14.img.tvCMJMHQt2k&q=Christina%20Hendricks

Have a Great Day!! There would be a lot more of them if we can see something besides plastic and splinters all day. :)

Frank Pytel

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