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How Nikki Haley Sees Herself

In preparation for S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s latest assault on this website, FITS was recently forwarded some confidential emails allegedly sent by the governor. We’ll be getting to the substance of those messages soon enough, but in the meantime we couldn’t suppress a chuckle at Haley’s new personal email address…

In preparation for S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s latest assault on this website, FITS was recently forwarded some confidential emails allegedly sent by the governor.

We’ll be getting to the substance of those messages soon enough, but in the meantime we couldn’t suppress a chuckle at Haley’s new personal email address – in which she refers to herself not by name (like her old personal email address) but rather as the “Little Engine That Could.”

Gotta love it, right? And just in time for Haley’s starring role as the “other woman” in a Richland County, S.C. divorce case!

So … what’s the password for Haley’s personal email? Don’t be silly, people … Haley doesn’t do passwords.

For those of you unfamiliar with this story, the “Little Engine That Could” is an early 20th Century children’s book written to underscore the virtues of bravery, perseverance and self-confidence. And while there are numerous iterations of the classic tale, they all revolve around a small anthropomorphic steam engine which agrees to try and pull a stranded train over a steep grade after several larger trains pass on the task, citing its difficulty.

“I-think-I-can, I-think-I-can,” the Little Engine rhythmically repeats to herself as she huffs and puffs up the steep slope, her pace getting faster the higher she climbs with her load.

Take a look …

(Click to play)

Awwwww, right?

Anyway, we’ll be looking over these alleged Haley emails with our attorneys in an effort to determine which ones are legitimate (and can be released), but in the meantime let’s all hail Nikki Haley – the “Little Engine That Could!”

(Wait … could what? Ha! Better ask our founding editor about that … )

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22 comments

Mae West February 21, 2013 at 11:09 am

I think she is the little engine that did, and did, and did, and with Michael away will do,do,do anyone, every chance she gets!

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Ralph/USMC February 22, 2013 at 1:13 am

I think Nikki, being from Asia, is tight like the little Vietnam girls I plugged. The tightest there is, not exactly great experience but maybe she gives good BJs.

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worthyenemy February 22, 2013 at 3:39 pm

You must be a pedophile, that or a rapist, hell maybe both!

“…tight like the little vietnam girls I plugged…”

I mean really who the fuck talks like that?!?

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Mae West February 21, 2013 at 10:09 am

I think she is the little engine that did, and did, and did, and with Michael away will do,do,do anyone, every chance she gets!

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Ralph/USMC February 22, 2013 at 12:13 am

I think Nikki, being from Asia, is tight like the little Vietnam girls I plugged. The tightest there is, not exactly great experience but maybe she gives good BJs.

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worthyenemy February 22, 2013 at 2:39 pm

You must be a pedophile, that or a rapist, hell maybe both!

“…tight like the little vietnam girls I plugged…”

I mean really who the fuck talks like that?!?

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jimlewisowb February 21, 2013 at 11:11 am

“small anthropomorphic engine”

Didn’t you mean hermaphroditic

By all accounts if you cross her she will fuck you up, man or woman !

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jimlewisowb February 21, 2013 at 10:11 am

“small anthropomorphic engine”

Didn’t you mean hermaphroditic

By all accounts if you cross her she will fuck you up, man or woman !

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Isotope Soap February 21, 2013 at 2:26 pm

I really think she has the personality of an unicorn loving school girl.

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Darth February 22, 2013 at 10:52 am

That’s why Sybian now has a unicorn horn attachment? Wil, we want videos!

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John Boy February 21, 2013 at 1:26 pm

I really think she has the personality of an unicorn loving school girl.

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Darth February 22, 2013 at 9:52 am

That’s why Sybian now has a unicorn horn attachment? Wil, we want videos!

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RHood2 February 21, 2013 at 5:47 pm

Casey Jones, the driver of the train, was featured also in Dumbo, and the train, going up the grade, says, “I think I can.”
try to find that clip.

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RHood2 February 21, 2013 at 4:47 pm

Casey Jones, the driver of the train, was featured also in Dumbo, and the train, going up the grade, says, “I think I can.”
try to find that clip.

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nitrat February 21, 2013 at 6:18 pm

When this site starts using words like “anthropomorphic”, I think there’s some plagiarism involved.

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nitrat February 21, 2013 at 5:18 pm

When this site starts using words like “anthropomorphic”, I think there’s some plagiarism involved.

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Hugh February 21, 2013 at 10:34 pm

Does Nikki swallow? What is her preferred position? Does she ask “do me again” after she’s been pumped? Please raise these questions during the lawsuit. Compare answers with her other lovers.

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Hugh February 21, 2013 at 9:34 pm

Does Nikki swallow? What is her preferred position? Does she ask “do me again” after she’s been pumped? Please raise these questions during the lawsuit. Compare answers with her other lovers.

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Tank February 22, 2013 at 10:19 am

“Don’t be silly people…Haley doesn’t do passwords.”

And suddenly, SCHacked becomes, oh, so clear.

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Tank February 22, 2013 at 9:19 am

“Don’t be silly people…Haley doesn’t do passwords.”

And suddenly, SCHacked becomes, oh, so clear.

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Darth February 22, 2013 at 10:51 am

and here I thought that was Thomas Tank Engine, fresh from George Rogers Blvd and teh Cockabooses… oh wait, Thomas in UNC blue and Nikki’s a Clem and Sons Tiger, never mind.

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Darth February 22, 2013 at 9:51 am

and here I thought that was Thomas Tank Engine, fresh from George Rogers Blvd and teh Cockabooses… oh wait, Thomas in UNC blue and Nikki’s a Clem and Sons Tiger, never mind.

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