OUR FAITH IN AMERICA: OFFICIALLY RESTORED
We’ll be honest: We needed Kate Upton today. In the worst possible way.
The world has gone a little crazy, people. A lot crazy in fact. The economy remains in limbo, and our government is printing money it doesn’t have to borrow money it doesn’t have to spend money it doesn’t have – and now the administration of Barack Obama is coming for our guns to make sure we can’t do anything about it.
Desperately in need of something to revive our faith in America, Hollywood photographer Terry Richardson has come through for us in a big way – serving up ten new (or at least new to us) pictures of 20-year-old blond bombshell Kate Upton.
God bless him, right? Obviously Richardson has photographed Upton previously … but never quite like this. In fact his latest set is probably the hottest we’ve ever seen the St. Joseph, Michigan native – which is saying something considering Upton was recently named to our founding editor’s famous “Top Five Hotties” list (where we suspect she’ll remain for the next few decades).
Not only do we have the obligatory see-thru swimsuit and wet T-shirt shots of Upton, but Richardson appears to have staged the shoot at the same California mansion where the late Marilyn Chambers shot the famous lesbian scene in her 1980 hit Insatiable.
Or maybe that’s just our overactive imaginations at work …
Either way, God Bless America. Love you. Mean it …
Kate Upton: Schlägt Eine Haltung
Kate Upton: Almost There
Kate Upton Sizzles
Kate Upton, The Canvas
Holy Kate Upton!
The Beach Bunny Is Back
Kate Upton Is Bouncy
Kate Upton: Beach Bunny
“Insatiable” pool was bigger, and didn’t have an adjacent screened porch (perhaps solarium). Good thought, though
I do believe that is Danny’s pool.
As I recollect it is the same pool in which Danny, Jimmy, Randy, Donny and Jakey held there monthly brotherhood meetings up to the time that Jakey complained about suits being against the laws of nature and everyone went au naturale.
Unfortunately some ladies from Hudsons were catering the meeting and were not warned ahead of time of the dropping off the shorts.
One lady continues to receive inpatient care, another is on full disability and the third lady is still missing however she has been spotted several times over by the Pelion International Airport/Car Wash/Liquor and Pet Grooming Emporium.
I appreciate FITS posting new Kate Upton photos.
Kate’s all-natural, D-cup bosoms with large nipples are sublime. Because she is only 20, she still has growth capabilities, and could gracefully gain another ten pounds, further improving her score of 95.
Thank you very much FITS.
Thank you for this aperitif!
Soooooooooo much better than the other “stories” on this blog
Not sure who she is: but when a “personaility” has to start revealing her dignity tio get looked at, it usually means she’s on the downslide…
Of course: most pervs and degenerates, like FITS and co., don’t really give a $#!* about her welfare…
I would love to dine at the “Y.”
I’d get into that one so deep that the person who pulled me out would be the King of England.
You done said that before. Can I send you a joke book?
I appreciate the fact that you remember my post from . . . oh, about a year ago. Glad I left an impression on you.
Now, go make me a sandwich, take off your clothes and get in the bed where you belong.
My God, Magnum!
Looked good as Sister Bernice in the penultimate scene of “The Three Stooges.”
Thank God for a genuine american girl with no additions, enhancements, body piercings, or other distractions. Voluptuous.
Can’t you just imagine what Nikki Haley would think looking at those monsters?
What’s Nikki got — A-size cup, training bra?