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Timmy Can’t Park (Again)

AND DIDN’T HE QUIT THIS JOB? There’s nothing like “free parking …” S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s ex-chief of staff Tim Pearson officially stepped down from his government post on October 12 – but that’s not stopping him from availing himself of the taxpayer-funded perks associated with the governor’s office. In…

AND DIDN’T HE QUIT THIS JOB?

There’s nothing like “free parking …”

S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s ex-chief of staff Tim Pearson officially stepped down from his government post on October 12 – but that’s not
stopping him from availing himself of the taxpayer-funded perks associated with the governor’s office.

In fact Pearson – whose “adventures in parking” at the S.C. State House garage have become the stuff of (assholish) legend – is still parking his Jeep Grand Cherokee in this government-run facility.  And yes … he’s still parking like an asshole.

We’ve seen this before (here and here) but what gives?

Seriously … the taxpayers of South Carolina spent millions of dollars on security measures to make sure that only government employees with the property credentials had access to this garage.  What’s this dude still doing in here?

“Now Nikki is letting her campaign staff use free state parking,” one source remarked to us.  “For shame.”

Pearson, 30, served only twenty months in Haley’s administration – earning less than favorable reviews over that time from without (and within).   He parked a lot better than he governed, in other words.

He was replaced by former Deputy Attorney General Brian Stirling … who is parking … somewhere.

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18 comments

sweepin October 17, 2012 at 3:18 pm

Neither can the driver whose Audi is on the left.

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Original Good Old Boy October 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm

My guess is that the space between them is unassigned.

Much ado about nothing.

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sweepin October 17, 2012 at 4:26 pm

OGOB. Precisely and as usually the case.

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sweepin October 17, 2012 at 6:54 pm

And oh, my guess is that all three parking spaces are likely assigned to the Governor’s office. I further speculate that “The Founding Editor” probably knows the occupant of the left-hand space occupied by the Audi.

In fact, I’d be a bit surprised if the middle space is not assigned to the Governor-trix herself or her designee, thus, of no utility since she has a driver/security person who fetches her to and from.

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Jeffy01 October 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm

Renee Dudley, Ahslee Landes and John Rainy will be blowing this conspiracy up!! FBI baby!

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Lenny October 17, 2012 at 4:55 pm

Nothing worse than a over the line parking felony.

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BigT October 17, 2012 at 6:15 pm

Isn’t FITS a Ron-Paul Moderate-Libertarian…

Yet he’s ‘Big Brother’ in the parking lot…???

Can you imagine what a Ron-Paul Administration would look like???

They are in your bedroom, and telling all…

Not sure we need more government telling er’body how we park…

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sageoldbird October 17, 2012 at 8:42 pm

BigT………….FITS is in your bedroom? Really? Glad there were no pix posted.

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Smirks October 18, 2012 at 8:29 am

Not sure we need more government telling er’body how we park…

Everybody take their cars and park on Big(o)T’s property. Let’s see how long it takes before Big(o)T calls the cops to enforce gubmint’s ability to tell you how to park.

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BigT October 18, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Will the FITS Eye in the Sky be there to Tattle Tale…??

Again: For Everything Goes Libertarians…this Some Beech sure does like to spy and report what other people are doing…

Kinda makes him look like a Liar or a Communist…

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Smirks October 18, 2012 at 8:26 am

He really didn’t mean to park in a government parking garage, he’s just so bad at parking that he missed where he meant to park by a few blocks.

He has a pulse, good enough to get a license in SC!

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NOBODY October 18, 2012 at 11:21 am

A like button would be easier than typing this reply.

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Raspy October 23, 2012 at 4:10 pm

I know, NOBODY! I wish we had a “like” and “dislike” button on here. This and Smirks’ other comments on here thus far would get “likes” from me.

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toyota kawaski October 18, 2012 at 8:35 am

one asshole calling another an asshole

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Smirks October 18, 2012 at 9:03 am

It’s the internet, we’re all assholes here!

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shifty henry October 18, 2012 at 12:00 pm

????? —- “property credentials” —– ?????

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Frank Wilson October 18, 2012 at 2:01 pm

There seems to be a problem with brake dust on front wheels. This is due to excessive braking by a piss poor driver.

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shifty henry October 18, 2012 at 3:37 pm

…. could it be face powder?

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