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By FITSNews || We know it’s taking longer than expected but our “Carolina’s hottest lawyer” list is finally starting to come together … and we mean it this time. In fact, after getting sidetracked for nearly a month as a result of our founding editor’s Nikki Haley-related career implosion, we’re…

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By FITSNews || We know it’s taking longer than expected but our “Carolina’s hottest lawyer” list is finally starting to come together … and we mean it this time.

In fact, after getting sidetracked for nearly a month as a result of our founding editor’s Nikki Haley-related career implosion, we’re pleased to say that Sic Willie has recovered sufficiently to dispatch his minions across the state in an effort to collect pics from the various hotties on our list.

(Bronwyn McKnew, you’re next!)

Anyway, today we’re taking another dip into the public sector talent pool (after it yielded such satisfying results last month with the discovery of the lovely Catherine Anderson in Florence).  Specifically, we’re commending to your attention the lovely Megan Wines, who is currently serving as assistant S.C. Attorney General in the office of Henry McMaster.

And yes, Megan can haul us before a statewide grand jury anytime!

We’ve sent inquiries in an effort to determine if Megan would be interested in sitting for an interview/ photo shoot with us, so keep your fingers crossed on that front.  Until then, enjoy this sneak peek at one of our state’s hottest prosecutors …

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24 comments

Cole Blease July 8, 2010 at 7:15 am

Not too bad Sic, but I believe yourjudgement in the contest will be skewed because of those fading freckles up under her eyes.

Cole Blease July 8, 2010 at 7:17 am

Not too bad Sic, but I believe that your judgement will be skewed in this contest because of the fading freckles under her eyes.

LH July 8, 2010 at 8:53 am

I know Megan and adore her. She’s the whole package — smart, nice and beautiful. She’s my pick!

anothersadtiger July 8, 2010 at 9:05 am

or, her apparent pleasure from squeezing her “chest” together as she nibbles suggestively on her glasses!

Catherine July 8, 2010 at 9:13 am

Congrats, Megan! You’re quite the hottie. :)

Bullhockey July 8, 2010 at 9:34 am

She is extremely hot – also a great person.

Jenny July 8, 2010 at 10:11 am

What serious attorney takes pictures like this? Seems pretty tacky.

JR July 8, 2010 at 11:09 am

Wait, those pictures aren’t from a FitsNews photo shoot?

Huh? July 8, 2010 at 12:33 pm

“Serious?” “Tacky?” When you start checking Fits for “hottest lawyer” posts, don’t you throw these words out and just take this for what it is – a little fun? In Megan’s case, she is a great person and a good attorney, putting away folks trying to harm our children online. It’s nice to see her included here!

AI July 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Excellent lawyer, great person.

Lance, Your Besieged Working Boy July 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm

She’s a solid 7.5, but she acts a little too slutty/flirty. I imagine she her face looks like a dog’s ass first thing in the morning, sans makeup, etc.

Bullhockey July 8, 2010 at 1:44 pm

This is a contest for hot lawyers, and last time I checked, Megan is a) hot and b) a lawyer. If there is a hottest lawyer contest, quite frankly she deserves to be included. On top of that she works very hard for too-low pay to convict internet child predators (and other criminals), and she’s good at it. You should show her some respect. Get your head out of your ass.

sclawyer July 8, 2010 at 2:57 pm

FITS, how can you not mention her connection to the Roland-Corning-in-a-cemetary-with-a-stripper story?

City Politics July 8, 2010 at 5:11 pm

We need some details on these stories people.

SnakeMD July 8, 2010 at 5:20 pm

I still think you need to call Ms. A. Clayton at Nexsen Pruet for an interview. She definitely puts the Hubbel back in the Martindale, for sure! Megan can put me away anytime. Just jack-up the jail and drop it on me!

FITS, can you find out what power her reading glasses are? Is she a 2.0 or 3.0? (maybe a 2.5?)

Esquire July 8, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Maybe FITS should do a Will’s Angels photo shoot showcasing prosecutors with Megan, Priscilla Jones, and Catherine Anderson as South Carolina’s Finest.

Old Bike Dude July 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Had the honor of dealing with Ms. Wines a few years back on a lowcountry child pornography case. She’s the real deal. She gets my vote.

Objection! July 9, 2010 at 2:19 am

Is she the wife of the officer that tried to conceal the cemetery-stripper story?

Confederati July 9, 2010 at 8:57 am

SnakeMD- I see that even though Leighton Lord lost, you are still looking for ways to send business to Nexson Pruet.

sclawboy July 9, 2010 at 9:20 am

I think she is the wife of the cop.

fitsnews Author July 9, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Actually we broke the Roland Corning story here:

https://www.fitsnews.com/2009/10/27/alleged-cemetery-sexcapades-rock-sc-attorney-generals-office/

No clue on the Wines connection other than he did not lay off Corning in the incident report.

SnakeMD July 9, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Confederati, you must have me confused with someone else. I’m not a Lord supporter. In fact, if you follow “all” the posts here on Wilson vs Lord you will see that on numerous occasions I have criticized his entire campaign from start to finish. I said from the get-go he was going to fall on his face no matter how much money he spent. My vote for Ms. Clayton at N.P. has nothing to do with business. It is simply about intellectual eye candy.

sdg July 9, 2010 at 11:40 pm

By reading these comments it is easy to tell who likes Megan, who doesn’t, and who are complete idiots. The truth is aside from driving too fast sometimes, and hidding tissues all over the place, she is damn near perfect. Anyone who has had the pleasure of having contact with her is a better person because of it. Thats my two cents.

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