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Bridget Keeney: The Lost Thanksgiving

To celebrate the rumored political resurgence of former S.C. Board of Education chairwoman Kristin Maguire, we decided this was an opportune time to dust off a few works of erotic fiction written by her alleged alter-ego, Bridget Keeney.  Unlike some of Maguire … errr, Keeney’s previous stories, however,we unearthed a…

To celebrate the rumored political resurgence of former S.C. Board of Education chairwoman Kristin Maguire, we decided this was an opportune time to dust off a few works of erotic fiction written by her alleged alter-ego, Bridget Keeney.  Unlike some of Maguire … errr, Keeney’s previous stories, however,we unearthed a longer story comprised of four different chapters.

Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your vantage point) the second chapter of the series – dubbed “Thanksgiving Weekend” – is missing, presumably the victim of an internet scrubbing operation that took place in the summer of 2009 after Gov. Mark Sanford’s office was provided with specific details of Maguire’s alleged online erotica.

No action was taken against Maguire – a Sanford appointee – and the governor’s chief of staff, Scott English, is widely believed to have assisted Maguire in her efforts to delete the posts while keeping her alleged alter-ego under wraps.

Anyway, you can read all about that in our story about Maguire’s alleged reemergence on the S.C. political scene.

In the meantime, the story we uncovered certainly gives new meaning to the term “family values.”

To view the stories, please click on the links below.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Please note that these documents contain EXCEEDINGLY GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF SEXUAL ACTS and as such are NSFW – or NOT SAFE FOR WORK.  If you are offended by such material, please do not click on any of the links.

Thanksgiving Weekend Ch. 1
Thanksgiving Weekend Ch. 3
Thanksgiving Weekend Ch. 4

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7 comments

Ohmaar August 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm

“Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your vantage point) the second chapter of the series – dubbed “Thanksgiving Weekend” – is missing…”

Have you checked the internet archives? Nothing ever REALLY disappears from the internet.

http://www.archive.org/web/web.php

Rick August 10, 2010 at 11:11 pm

I find that Christian porn makes me even more aroused than just plain porn.

Can I get the congregation to rise with me on this one?

carl the greenskeeper August 11, 2010 at 10:59 am

Well, you know, I think Anais Ninn did it first and better, but that’s just personal opinion. I seem to recall somebody said that Girls Just Wanna have Fun, so lighten up Francis. What’s a little sexual fantasy between friends and constituents? Maybe she and Mrs. Haley could get together sometime and, you know, compare notes. They could write a whole new tome.

Pimp-alicious August 11, 2010 at 12:23 pm

I just wonder if there is a missing fifth chapter?
Where the father, new mother, sons and the hot, big-busted girlfriend all pray together after their Thanksgiving orgy?

Crooner August 13, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Dear Penthouse…

Old Bike Dude August 14, 2010 at 10:19 am

“OK this is ‘no shit’. I would never believed this would happen to me but there I was in the Amazon with 2 ducks, a nun, and a stripper……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..then Duck #1 lit a cigarette and quacked most contently.

SnakeMD August 14, 2010 at 8:36 pm

Old Bike Dude;
Damn! What a small world we live in. I, too was on the Amazon most recently. I was in the other dugout canoe that passed you guys, right before sunset, on the opposite bank of the river. I don’t know if you heard it or not, but the smoking duck turned to the stripper and said; “just put it on my bill !”

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