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It’s a shame stories are forgotten almost as soon as they’re published in our information overloaded society … because The Smoking Gun published one for the ages this week.

This tale has it all: Space aliens. Domestic violence. A famous author. A hilarious typo. Oh … and a silver handgun hidden inside a woman’s vagina.

Wait … what?

Yup. Quoting from a probable cause statement obtained from the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office, The Smoking Gun lays the scene thusly …

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”

Wow …

Our favorite part of this story? When the responding deputy reports that the woman – 48-year-old Jennifer McCarthy – engaged in “inner course” with the Smith and Wesson handgun while telling her boyfriend “Who is crazy? You or me!”

Ha!

Courtesy of the Santa Fe Sheriff’s Office, here’s McCarthy …

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Nice …

Our founding editor (who believes in aliens) and his lovely wife Mrs. Sic Willie (who does not believe in aliens) have had one or two pointed conversations on this subject, but sadly no one’s firearm achieved penetration during that process.

Guess they’re not living …