Heidi Klum Panzered The Oscars
We didn’t watch the Oscars but based on the photographic evidence we’ve obtained Heidi Klum won … all of it.
The 39-year-old German bombshell – known as “The Body” from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit days (NSFW – here) – showed up in a low cut gold number from designer Julien Macdonald which literally made us drop to our knees and scream Lang lebe das Vaterland!
“It’s a little low-cut,” the Project Runway host joked.
And God bless her for that …
Klum – who rakes in an estimated $20 million a year – split with her husband Seal last spring. Last September she confirmed she was dating her bodyguard, Martin Kristen.