Connect with us


Carly Crunk Bear?




A 23-year-old high school math teacher in Colorado is in hot water after her anonymous Twitter account was exposed – revealing semi-nude pictures, admissions of drug use and a reference to a student as “jailbait.”

Carly McKinney isn’t accused of having sexual (or even improper) relations with students at the school. In fact the “jailbait” reference strikes us as indicative of her awareness of the inappropriateness of such liaisons.

Nonetheless a local news station in Colorado jumped all over the story … as we would have.

Let’s be honest: McKinney’s Twiter account – the since-deleted “Carly Crunk Bear” – is (or was) a treasure trove.

For starters, it included pics like this …


And tweets like this …

Naked. Wet. Stoned.

Just got called Ms. McCutie. Points for being clever, however you are still jailbait

Ok, so homegirl likes sex and weed in her spare time. Good for her. What’s the problem? As long as she’s not inviting students over for pot orgies (like certain South Carolina teachers), what’s the big deal?

McKinney might have been able to make that compelling case were it not for one ill-advised tweet:

Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It’s funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot.

Yeah … that absolutely wasn’t a smart thing to put in writing.

What is she, high?

Oh … right …