DUI ATTORNEY FILES FOR STATE HOUSE SEAT …
Lowcountry, S.C. attorney Edward Phipps used to be a cop. In fact his firm’s website describes him as a former “traffic officer,” and more specifically a “DUI officer.”
Now Phipps uses his “in-depth understanding of DUI detection methods (e.g. DataMaster procedures)” to represent clients who are facing DUI charges.
“Most people don’t realize that there is much more to any DUI case than the information an officer uses when deciding to make an arrest,” Phipps’ website explains. “Because there is pressure in the form of incentives, statistics and hype surrounding drunk driving, an officer may be very aggressive when deciding to charge a driver with a DUI.”
Anyway, Phipps boasts of having a five-step process for getting his clients’ off of DUI arrests, but the real fun at his firm appears to be taking place within his “personal injury unit.”
In addition to being a former “DUI officer,” Phipps is also apparently an “Accident Reconstructionist” – one with “over a thousand actual traffic collision investigations.”
Oh, and a team of very, very serious looking people behind him (like, literally behind him).
Take a look …
(Click to enlarge)
Ummmmmm …. hmmmmm.
To be fair: We don’t know anything about Phipps’ candidacy for S.C. House District 110 (map here). Maybe he’s a good candidate, maybe not. We’re definitely picking up a strong scent of “ambulance chaser cheese,” though.
Not to mention an urgent desire to pick up the phone and dial a toll free number that will get us the settlement we deserve.
He looks like a young Dr. Phil.
I could tolerate some “personal injury” inflicted upon me by two of those gals..!!
They would charge you with “assault with a dead weapon.”
no no….. (heh) (heh)
Since this is St. Patrick’s Day, a day of celebration and confession, I’ll share a story from the St. Patrick’s Day in
5 Points about nine (?) years ago. The lovely, vibrant girl who guzzled beer faster than I could buy them asked me to walk her back to her room. We only made it as far as a grassy area, dark and quiet. Well, the magic happened and afterwards she said, “WOW! What the hell, man, I’ve never experienced it like that before!” My reply to her was, “Yeah, isn’t this Taser great?”
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream. He asked his wife if she wants some.
“How hard is it?” she asked.
“About as hard as my dick,” he replies.
To which his wife replied, “OK, then. Pour me some.”
Donnie Myers low country replacement.
Charleston Vice? Hopefully their accident reconstructions aren’t as creative.
Damn Will, you could have at least got a close up on the shoes/feet on the chick standing on the far left.
to open these new fotos I have to right click and it only enlarges about 8.3333%
Right-click and download to jpg. image. Then when it shows a whateverthename.jpg in a box on the bottom line of your screen, click open – it should put it into your default picture viewer, where it can be enlarged many times.
Can also retrieve the downloads .jpg on Photo Gallery or similar program.
Thanks… I could do that but sometimes I get impatient, unless it it a foto I want to keep. Like my file of FitsGirls —- Bessinger, etc.
Buy a good quality old fashioned magnifying glass. Mine works for these type of things.
Great idea, SST!!!! First stop on my daily outing, The Hobby Lobby!
win8 has one built in but i’ve never used it
“..describes him as a former “traffic officer,” and more specifically a “DUI officer.”
He should feel like he is back at his old job, working in the House Chamber.
Where is Ted Vick when you need him?
Lowcountry version of Slippin’ Jimmy.
Senators Bright, Verdin and Peeler had the guts to honor
patriots and Southern heritage by voting to KEEP the flag
And there are 20 House members with steadfast loyalty whom
Tea WILL support and about whom we can brag
Those patriot House members are Bedingfield, Burns, Chumley,
Corley, Delleney, Hardee, Hill, Johnson and Kennedy
Then Loftis—Moss (both D.C. and V.S.), Nanney, Putnam,
Simrill, Spires, Stringer, Taylor, Thaylor—and let’s see
White makes twenty and that is plenty of reason to get out
and vote this year and beyond that let us just say
Legislators’ names YOU DON’T SEE HERE…let us make it crystal
clear…need to be UNELECTED on election day !!!
Holy shit…where to start with that cheetah-flip crazy ad?! The criminally bad photoshopping? Young Shaft with the fist of power on his lapel? Greasy looking Cool Ray with the shades and half-ass goatee? Wow…
The main foto needs some explaining to me. What’s the deal with his Mylar suit and the background …. is his message “it’s a jungle out there?”
(Although the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ are nice to look at!)
He gets my vote strictly on the basis of bring the zoot suit back into style.