MEN WERE PAYING “FOR A FANTASY”
|| By FITSNEWS || A new report suggests the overwhelming majority of female profiles on Ashley Madison – a.k.a. the “cheater’s website” – weren’t real. In fact of the 5.5 million female profiles reportedly in the website’s database, only a few thousand appear to be linked to active female users of the website.
The report – prepared by Annalee Newitz, editor of Gizmodo – concludes “there’s a good chance that about 12,000 of the profiles out of millions belonged to actual, real women who were active users of Ashley Madison.”
Wow …
In other words all those men getting busted in the aftermath of the massive Ashley Madison hack weren’t having affairs, they were flirting with fem-bots – part of a “dystopian” cybersex circle jerk.
From Newitz’s report …
This isn’t a debauched wonderland of men cheating on their wives. It isn’t even a sadscape of 31 million men competing to attract those 5.5 million women in the database. Instead, it’s like a science fictional future where every woman on Earth is dead, and some Dilbert-like engineer has replaced them with badly-designed robots.
Newitz’s analysis explored patterns in email addresses, IP addresses and other identifying information on the site. In particular, it focused on data fields which tracked when users checked messages,
“About two-thirds of the men, or 20.2 million of them, had checked the messages in their accounts at least once,” Newitz wrote. “But only 1,492 women had ever checked their messages.”
This “serious anomaly,” as Newitz put it, extended to chatting on the site (11 million men chatted, only 2,400 women did) and other “human behavior” interactions.
“When you look at the evidence, it’s hard to deny that the overwhelming majority of men using Ashley Madison weren’t having affairs,” Newitz concluded. “They were paying for a fantasy.”
Which makes this story even sadder than you thought …
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Looks like they may have a legal loophole with that affair guarantee thing then…
Bukake
Gee, of all of the zip codes in the USA only three had no accounts! Shifty never heard of Ashley Madison until it was hacked. But what is worse, or sad, depending upon your view, is that not one of my friends across the country bothered to tell me about this site!
Read that story. They probably don’t get Amazon Prime service either.
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-only-three-zip-codes-in-america-without-ashley-madison-accounts-2015-8
A contributing factor to their absence on AM is lack of internet access.
It’s pretty entertaining…especially if you set up an account in your friend’s name and send the account info to the wife (the clowns didn’t even require verification of the email address, much less identity).
They were only interested in a credit card. It was all fake anyway.
True…I didn’t do all of that. That word have been an expensive practical joke…
You can find out who DOES NOT exist. Yet there were contacts to the White House – and throughout Obama’s Administration -who were cheating on the site…using our offices to do it, while robbing us blind, with Obama’s $9 Trillion deficit.
Why are you IGNORING those?
If it’s a Democrat caught, you big Muck-Rakers turn into Suck-Fakers …
You don’t fool us, Dumbass…except for the ignorant and backward-thinkers in the Democrat Party.
The vast majority of the @whitehouse.gov email addresses were fake / throwaway or “looking around” account, with no credit card, etc attached. I’m guessing a lot of the other .mil and .gov domains were the same. Many of them don’t even conform to a us government e-mail address format. The same goes for many of the corporate accounts. Hell I was told there was a Nikki Haley account with a Florence ZIP code and a @yahoo domain, and it’s just as fake as the above.
“The vast majority of the @whitehouse.gov email addresses were fake / throwaway or “looking around” account, with no credit card, etc attached”
Probably Republicans like GT trying to make the White House look bad. Makes sense. Typical Republican tactics.
Looks like he signed the loyalty oath years ago.
“Signed” it? He had the damn chip planted into his brain, decades ago!
Thanks SC educated person.
Who said I went on AM looking for women?
I’ve had better luck at Grindr though.
Do fembots dream of electric sheep?
There was a different category listed for the goat/sheep fucker demographic.
That’s very important in Kentucky and West Virginia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCQaPfVUbEM
For these guys?
It would be hard to be sadder than I thought it was.
+10!
“If it’s a Democrat caught, you big Muck-Rakers turn into Suck-Fakers.”
Close. It’s actually Sikh fakirs, though.
Now that’s what I call a LUV connection deserving of these cheating fools.
Well at least fem-bots can’t transfer an STD to the unknowing spouse. When are the VR massage parlors opening up? Who said the oldest professionals can’t be replaced?
Weren’t news outlets reporting Ashley Madison sign up figures after valentines day a while back? They just took those figures at face value and never investigated them further?
“They just took those figures at face value and never investigated them further?”
That’s about par for MSM don’t ya think?
Hunter Biden says that someone used his name, credit card, email address, etc. so it’s possible they are all fake. Either that or he signed up while his nose was candied up and he just doesn’t recall. or maybe he’s lying.
I wasnt to know where FITS found that AWESOME picture of the 1970s chicks with power boobies!
There’s another possibility that no one seems to have considered. It could be that a shitload of those males were gay and totally happy with what they were getting from AM for their money. Maybe Lindsey’s name is still yet to be discovered.