|| By FITSNEWS || North Korea’s ranking defense minister Hyon Yong Chol was executed this week at the order of the socialist monarchy’s irascible dictator, Kim Jong-un.
The method of execution? According to South Korean intelligence sources, the military chief was placed in front of a ZPU-4 anti-aircraft gun and shot at close range in front of dozens of witnesses.
What did Chol do? Apparently he fell asleep during a meeting … among other “betrayals.”
The execution – which reportedly took place back in April – marks the fifteenth time this year that a high-level North Korean official has lost their life for challenging Kim’s authority. All told, Kim has executed more than seventy officials since taking over the country in 2011 from his late father, Kim Jong-il.
He’s also executed ex-girlfriends …
North Korea’s secretive regime was the subject of the comedic film “The Interview,” which portrayed Kim as an insecure, Katy Perry-loving man-child. The U.S. government (and media) were duped into believing the movie prompted North Korean terror threats – although it was later revealed those claims were bogus.
Can’t blame the guy for falling asleep though, North Korea is not valuable enough to go to war over and they certainly aren’t going to try to wage anything major themselves.
How does one invade North Korea. With food trucks.
It’s just a matter of time before the military brass in N. Korea will have had enough of Junior’s tirades. Somebody’s gonna find that little fucker face down in his Wheaties one morning!
He must have snored.
At least Kim keeps religion out of politics. ;-)
Fits links an article that denies NK responsibility for the hacking of Sony.
Most of the experts in and out of the government acknowledge that the hack came from NK supporters/agents in China.
How amusing would it be if Nikki killed off those who were not doing their jobs correctly? How many cabinet heads would end up dumped in the Congaree Swamp?
You have to hand Kim Jong credit for being creative.
He’s now executed people using mortar rounds, flame throwers, & anti-aircraft guns.
It turns out that him feeding his uncle to dogs was not true sadly, and he faltered once creatively speaking in using a regular ole firing squad on his ex-girlfriend(but let’s be honest, who wouldn’t like to do that to ex’s?).
I have to say I’d pay good money to see Herr Haley execute failed agency heads in creative ways…I’ll bet it would fill Williams-Brice too.
Maybe we could reduce SC’s debt by charging for such entertainment….god knows there’s enough failed agency heads to keep up the entertainment 52 weekends a year.
Surely it would lift the little man’s spirit’s.
Quad fifty. WOW Whata way to go. LOL Kim needs to find lots more. At least Obummer just makes the Generals that disagree with him retire.
Wish they’d but that stuff on You Tube – Kim Jung Fung would get a lot of Likes.
Not a Quad .50…..much bigger, 23mm. He woulda blowed up real good.
Here is the job posting.
May 13 Defense Minister (gbo > North Korea)
If you’re extremely loyal and open to doing anything, and we mean anything the Supreme leader commands, you may be who we are seeking. You must have good sleeping habits and show the upmost respect to our dear leader. Narcoleptics need not apply.
This is a temporary position.
Fore more information contact Dennis Rodman.