JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS …
By FITSNEWS || Nothing says Christmas like a nice nutcracker … and if you’re in the market for one, the folks at Urban Outfitters have got you covered. Well, assuming you’re prepared to be called “horribly sexist” at holiday parties by the politically correct police.
We’re referring, of course, to the official Hillary Clinton edition nutcracker, which has been offered by the company for the past seven years.
Why is it suddenly so controversial? Well, Clinton is the presumed Democratic presidential nominee heading into the 2016 election cycle … and some people are, as we’ve noted on numerous previous occasions, desperate to be offended. Of course one writer views the Hillary nut-buster as a sexist “fail.”
“Calling powerful women nutcrackers reveals men’s fear of powerful women and this degrading school of thought is SO old-school!” writes Brooklyn’s Laia Garcia for Yahoo. “In the current cultural climate where ‘feminism’ is the word buzzing on everyone’s lips and faux-misandry is the new irony, this nutcracker fails to become the mocking, demeaning thing that its creators probably intended it to be and instead is a sign of triumph.”
Really? A “sign of triumph?”
Somebody has put a lot of thought into this …
The only thought we’re willing to put into this nutcracker is that of the market-based variety – as in whether we deem it worthy of purchasing as a gag gift. We decided it wasn’t, but if you disagree – your right (for now) in the marketplace – you can buy one on Amazon here.
Just remember that companies don’t create jobs … or something.
(Although Hillary is all of a sudden on board with the new Washington definition of “economic development“).
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17 comments
If Hillary is a nut cracker, Bolton is a cracker nut.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/John_Bolton_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg/220px-John_Bolton_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
I would bet a bear claw he smears shit on his mustache every morning before leaving for work.
John Bolton is my pick for sec. of state. The guy has SOB written all over him. Just what we need “negotiating” with “Islamic Fundamentalists.” He would be a “take no prisoners” kind of sec. that would have them fuming instantly.
he’s an asshole.
Nothing good comes out of an asshole – it stinks, and should be kept out of sight.
It’s one thing to be an asshole to your enemies – it’s another to be an asshole to your allies, and to citizens at home.
euwe max, your comments never make any sense.
…and I know why you say that.
If anyone wants one look for the ones that were being sold several years ago — they were more cleverly made.
Tell me about those and the difference in these.
By comparison, just comparing my memory to the one shown here, she looked more realistic and not thin.
Ahhh! I hadn’t seen either the old version or this one before. I kind of want one, now. I’d have to keep it in a box or a drawer as it is kind of disgusting to look upon.
Given what you are telling me, my guess is that some clever engineer at the company that makes these things figured out that they could save a lot of money on material by making her artificially thinner. The metal (or plastic) saved plus the paint will add up over time and probably spell big savings.
try ebay – they go for little as $5.50 up to $99.50
for a few more bucks you can get a Hillary Nutcracker and a Corkscrew Bill – what a deal
they may not be ready this Christmas but soon you will be able to purchase a Eunuch Michael and Let’s Make a Deal Haley set
I think I’d rather keep my nuts far, far away from inbetween her legs, thank you.
She’s not running on her pussy – she’s running on her ideas.
Bush ran on his nuts.
“she’s running on her ideas”
Ideas?? That’s hilarious. She sure isn’t going to get far because she has none. All she can run on are lies/deceptions and hope enough dumbasses out there buy that bullshit. Which a bunch of them will.
“She’s not running on her pussy”, because if she was, it’d leave a snail trail.
Bush, on the other hand, was real proud of his nuts.
I love having my nuts cracked by women. In fact, they can have them afterwards.
I’m also looking for someone to bust a nut in my ass.
I marked today 11/18/2014 at 11:11 am I just read the $&@”ing dumbest thing I ever encountered
Hillary Clinton is running on her ideas
Those would include
“And what does it matter now?”
• her idea of keeping that lecherous bill Cosby wanna be “bill Clinton ” as her husband
• her unremarkable stint as a senator from New York?! (Btw how come she didn’t run for office in Arkansas?!)
• her time as Secretary of State was the definition of epic fail
• the way the Democratic Party abandoned her for Barack Hussein Obama (Osama Obama ) in 2007-2008
• that she’s like 100 years old and her face looks like a leather Catchers mitt
• that bill Clinton never needs to go near the White House again
Need I say more
I’d dare say that the Democratic Party wants no more of the clintons than I want a third nipple.
Sooooo
To Hillary Clinton. Just say no.