FLORIDA WIFE-SWAPPERS ASSUME “MISSIONARY” POSITION (AND PROBABLY A FEW OTHERS) FOR JESUS’ SAKE
By FITSNews || They’ve got “something for your mind, your body and your soul …”
A Florida couple … well, a couple of Florida couples … are the driving forces behind a new “Christian” ministry, one which incorporates physical fitness and, um, shall we say some “unconventional” cardio.
Dean Parave and his wife Christy Parave are the founders of Fitness Swingers, a website that connects spouse-swapping fitness enthusiasts with each other.
Oh, and Jesus is there too … because the Paraves are devout Christians who have been spreading the gospel of Jesus amidst their weightlifting and wife-trading.
“Hey, God’s not gonna put a lion with a bunch of elephants, so what’s he gonna do? He’s gonna put a swinger with a bunch of swingers to spread his word,” Dean told Barcroft TV.
Or to spread something …
Anyway, here’s the Barcroft TV exclusive on all this …
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“The Bible doesn’t talk about swinging, uh, specifically,” Christy Parave told the network. “I just feel like as a married couple (if) you agree on something together then it’s okay. If it’s not then, like I said, (on) judgment day I’ll find that out.”
We’re not gonna argue that … although we do think it’s a bit curious (creepy?) that the couple has recruited Parave’s daughter to run their sex site.
Family values, anyone?
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31 comments
Don’t you also profess to be a Christian FITS?
Isn’t that your sister third from the left?
Uh, GrandTango’s pecker doesn’t work. It’ll swing left to right, but that’s about it
LMAO! I wonder if there’s a Christian way to say “I don’t think your wife is swappable.”?
Try, “I wish Jesus were here so he could do something about her leprosy”.
Or herpes…………………..
“no returns after 45 minutes?”
After thinking it over, I’ve decided to encourage them to start a new group:
“Steroid for Jesus”
Catchy, eh?
These are some ugly people. If swinger parties are full of these uggos, I think I’ll stick to good ol’ monogamy any day of the week.
“good ol’ monogamy”
lol, funny
Not sure I’d want get anywhere near those Latter Day Taints.
Well played, sir!
10+ …… I confess that I did have a wonderful girlfriend who was a Seventh Day Adventuress.
Lol!
“It’s God’s plan” —- ’nuff said
Let’s make it up as we go along and bring Jesus with us.
Sanford had already started one of these groups in SC…..Adultery and the Bible.
That’s how he hooked up with the married Georgia OW to the fiancee-soulmate OW to his former wife. He was proselytizing. Jesus will give him a pass on that coveting thy neighbors wife business.
Those hooters sure look like stumbling blocks to me. Best not to lay those puppies out before your brothers.
Personally, I get tired of playing with large breasts after a couple of hours….
They’re better if they have nipples like the last joint of your little finger.
“I just feel like…[if] you agree on something together then it’s okay.”
Pretty much sums up the moral relativism of our society.
I’m just disgusted that they brought lions and elephants into it.
These folks look as though they would be right at home having sex with Dog The Bounty Hunter and his old lady.
10+ … best post of the week!
This swinging couple pastor had better not see this video. Cause it’s gonna be warp speed dechurching (don’t pass go, don’t collect $200) for the couple and automatic rebaptism for everyone in the congregation whether they need it or not just for being associated with these exemplars of the faith, at least within the bounds of the Evangelical Christian community, that is…
Dean.
This is a sin.
I don’t want you doing it.
Are they “family values” voters?
Finally! I just about have the vomit stains out of my carpet after viewing this.
If anyone wants to employ my services, I decorated that party room.
You know me, I’d fuck all of them !