Earlier this week we called out former S.C. Democratic Party Chairman Dick Harpootlian for a poorly wagered comment he made about sending “Republican” Gov. Nikki Haley “back where she came from.”
(Read our story popping Harpootlian here).
Never one to let an indignity go to waste, Haley pounced on the comment as a means of shaking down her loyal subjects for campaign contributions.
“Democrats have wasted no time,” Haley’s fundraising appeal begins. “They’re already attacking our conservative values and the work we’re doing to give the people of our state the honest, good government they want and deserve.”
Wait … “conservative values?” She’s sure as hell not talking about fiscally conservative values.
And Nikki Haley is “giving us the government we want and deserve?” Seriously?
Holy hell … if this is the government we want and deserve, we would sure as hell hate to see the government we don’t want and don’t deserve.
“Friends, I know where I came from,” Haley’s speel continues. “I’m from a South Carolina town that, like yours, values family, faith and hard work. I’m a proud South Carolinian and I’m not going anywhere. But I need your help in fighting back against the liberal attacks that began Friday.”
(Cue cue … ka-CHING).
Haley’s suggested donation? Thirty-five dollars …
“With your help, we will continue to make South Carolina – a wonderful place to do business and raise a family – proud,” Haley concluded.
Wait a minute … Haley’s Texas and Georgia donors haven’t hooked her up with enough campaign cash already? You know … in exchange for more of that “conservative government that we want and deserve.”
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$35 dollars sounds about right to be serviced properly. Is she collecting the donations over at Two Notch?
My understanding is that her version of “conservatism” basically means we aren’t allowed to cum inside.
If I donate more is it possible to get her to change her mind?
Two Notch, no, but if FITS speaks the truth, then maybe strip clubs, or in an SUV in an empty parking lot.
Maybe the divorce hearings of what’s-his-name’s wife — the guy she screwed in Las Vegas — will tell us if she swallows. Anybody here remember the two pages of the book FITS said he’d publish about his SUV-sex with Nikki? We’re still interested, but maybe Mrs. FITS objects to that.
Bamberg doesn’t want her back, neither does Lexington.
You think New Jersey wants Harpo back?
Harpo couldn’t make it here.
With Chris Christie’s lap band surgery, we might finally be able to squeeze him back in.
You are right! We do NOT want her back here we have enough trash with Myers, Metts, Halfacre, Frazier, Peeler, James, Owens and all of the trashy women they hang out with!
Like Hazel?
I’VE never seen a birth certificate and don’t know where the hell she’s from.
Who really even knows if she is a natural born citizen?
A silk purse cannot a sow’s ear make. She has no shame. Sorry Dick, don’t believe they’re welcome back in Bamberg.
I liked the line in the email that read “Liberals across the nation are still upset that we won’t go along with President Obama’s government-knows-best policies”
I reckon from the Gypsy Queen’s point of view taking money from POTUS/Washington is her way of saying, No, Don’t, Stop/ No, Don’t Stop/ No, Don’t,Stop
Kinda like what she used to scream in willie’s ears as she bit them, NoDon’tStop, NoDon’tStop, NoDon’tStop
Well, it sounds funnier than it looks
I liked the line in the email that read “Liberals across the nation are still upset that we won’t go along with President Obama’s government-knows-best policies”
I reckon from the Gypsy Queen’s point of view taking money from POTUS/Washington is her way of saying, No, Don’t, Stop/ No, Don’t, Stop/ No, Don’t,Stop
Kinda like what she used to scream in willie’s ears as she bit them, NoDon’tStop, NoDon’tStop, NoDon’tStop
Well, it sounds funnier than it looks
Didn’t Ol’Pootie Poot get shown the door last week? The worst thing you can do is keep drawing attention to that second rate attorney and dried up political hack.
Well, he gives Todd “dead Trayvon Martin jokes” Kincannon similar attention. Pretty bad either way.
Didn’t Ol’Pootie Poot get shown the door last week? The worst thing you can do is keep drawing attention to that second rate attorney and dried up political hack.
Well, he gives Todd “dead Trayvon Martin jokes” Kincannon similar attention. Pretty bad either way.
You think New Jersey wants Harpo back?
Harpo couldn’t make it here.
With Chris Christie’s lap band surgery, we might finally be able to squeeze him back in.
Uglier every day.
Uglier every day.
So many possibilities…
(chuckle) – maybe if I put some coffee on……
subtle, I like it…
Name three things that smell like Wills middle finger:
1. A “Dirty” Sock Puppet
2. Day old fish
3. Nikki…
lol….good job Carnac
The winner (to date): Bubba’s Brother
“Sock Puppet”, “Sikh”, and “Self-consumed wannabe” (in reverse order….right to left).
What did Nikki suggest for a caption?
We have not been on speaking terms since, prior to her election, I uploaded a video on YouTube titled: “Nikki Haley Goes All Out For the Goober Vote.”
This video was inspired by an ad for the guv’s race which featured her standing on the back of a flatbed truck loaded with corn. Below is a still I grabbed from that ad. Note the old John Deere tractor in the barn. Crap in a handbag! The only thing missing was a burning cross and the slack-jawed banjo kid from Deliverance.
Good one – but it would have been nicer if she were wearing a Daisy Dukes outfit (too spicy for this site) — and, my goodness, how slim she looks here…..
She has really packed on the pounds since taking office. Must be all those tax-payer funded meals.She’s got to be at least a size 14/16 by now.
So many possibilities…
(chuckle) – maybe if I put some coffee on……
subtle, I like it…
Name three things that smell like Wills middle finger:
1. A “Dirty” Sock Puppet
2. Day old fish
3. Nikki…
lol….good job Carnac
The winner (to date): Bubba’s Brother
“Sock Puppet”, “Sikh”, and “Self-consumed wannabe” (in reverse order….right to left).
What did Nikki suggest for a caption?
We have not been on speaking terms since, prior to her election, I uploaded a video on YouTube titled: “Nikki Haley Goes All Out For the Goober Vote.”
This video was inspired by an ad for the guv’s race which featured her standing on the back of a flatbed truck loaded with corn. Below is a still I grabbed from that ad. Note the old John Deere tractor in the barn. Crap in a handbag! The only thing missing was a burning cross and the slack-jawed banjo kid from Deliverance.
Good one – but it would have been nicer if she were wearing a Daisy Dukes outfit (too spicy for this site) — and, my goodness, how slim she looks here…..
She has really packed on the pounds since taking office. Must be all those tax-payer funded meals.She’s got to be at least a size 14/16 by now.
she makes me glad I’m gay
she makes me glad I’m gay
She’s half-right. This is what SC deserves for being so adamant about pushing the R button.
Straight ticket voting – tailor made for idiots.
Hey Nikki, how about taking care of your state employees, many of whom qualify for SNAP!
She gave her staff raises.
Oh, you mean the rest of the state employees? Sorry!
Don’t the taxpayers pay for the 1st family’s groceries.? If so, aren’t they on a form of SNAP?
She’s half-right. This is what SC deserves for being so adamant about pushing the R button.
Straight ticket voting – tailor made for idiots.
Hey Nikki, how about taking care of your state employees, many of whom qualify for SNAP!
She gave her staff raises.
Oh, you mean the rest of the state employees? Sorry!
Don’t the taxpayers pay for the 1st family’s groceries.? If so, aren’t they on a form of SNAP?
Pootie Poot is a total asshole, and what he said was an insult for sure, but fuck it, you know? He’s out, it’s a new day. Sic’s right, it’s another Nikki shake-down.
Pootie Poot is a total asshole, and what he said was an insult for sure, but fuck it, you know? He’s out, it’s a new day. Sic’s right, it’s another Nikki shake-down.
I would say the S.C. voters who punched that button for Queen Nimrata are getting EXACTLY what they deserve.
The rest of us? Not so much.
I would say the S.C. voters who punched that button for Queen Nimrata are getting EXACTLY what they deserve.
The rest of us? Not so much.
Honest government? Is she secretly working for some other state?
Governor Deal has no clue what you’re talking about.
What a wonderful name for a politician.
You mean Governor Shady Deal?
No. She is out in the open on her work for Ga.
Honest government? Is she secretly working for some other state?
Governor Deal has no clue what you’re talking about.
What a wonderful name for a politician.
You mean Governor Shady Deal?
No. She is out in the open on her work for Ga.
I don’t know about honest and good, but good golly is SC getting the government it deserves. “Thanks,” Haley, for keeping us at the bottom.
I don’t know about honest and good, but good golly is SC getting the government it deserves. “Thanks,” Haley, for keeping us at the bottom.
Two Notch, no, but if FITS speaks the truth, then maybe strip clubs, or in an SUV in an empty parking lot.
Maybe the divorce hearings of what’s-his-name’s wife — the guy she screwed in Las Vegas — will tell us if she swallows. Anybody here remember the two pages of the book FITS said he’d publish about his SUV-sex with Nikki? We’re still interested, but maybe Mrs. FITS objects to that.
I am a republican and I will be glad to be rid of this woman forever!
I am a republican and I will be glad to be rid of this woman forever!
Will $35 pay cab fare from downtown Columbia to Bamberg? If so, I’ll spring for it.
Will $35 pay cab fare from downtown Columbia to Bamberg? If so, I’ll spring for it.
I Need A Man(Eurythmics)!!!
Behave, Lindsey.
I Need A Man(Eurythmics)!!!
Behave, Lindsey.
You are right! We do NOT want her back here we have enough trash with Myers, Metts, Halfacre, Frazier, Peeler, James, Owens and all of the trashy women they hang out with!
Like Hazel?
I will donate if she will buy at least another suit. Hell I’ll donate one of mine. Fits please do us all a favor and use another photo of the GOV. I see that “failure of the textile industry” in my dreams. Of course the fact that I see the same fabric on chairs in every Motel 5 1/2 that I visit may have something to do with that.
My ex-girlfriend will donate her Monarch Butterfly Dress
It would look simply lovely on Big-T…
Hubba-hubba
T-Cousins
I just got your joke on the meaning of “T-Cuz” = now I’ll have to go back to your previous posts to get the jokes! HAW x 3!
Hey, Nikki, hear they’re having a sale at Lane Bryant.
I will donate if she will buy at least another suit. Hell I’ll donate one of mine. Fits please do us all a favor and use another photo of the GOV. I see that “failure of the textile industry” in my dreams. Of course the fact that I see the same fabric on chairs in every Motel 5 1/2 that I visit may have something to do with that.
My ex-girlfriend will donate her Monarch Butterfly Dress
It would look simply lovely on Big-T…
Hubba-hubba
T-Cousins
I just got your joke on the meaning of “T-Cuz” = now I’ll have to go back to your previous posts to get the jokes! HAW x 3!
Hey, Nikki, hear they’re having a sale at Lane Bryant.
The government we want? No.
The government we deserve? Absolutely. This is what happens when these idiots get voted into office. And we deserve every idiotic action they commit.
The government we want? No.
The government we deserve? Absolutely. This is what happens when these idiots get voted into office. And we deserve every idiotic action they commit.
Who really even knows if she is a natural born citizen?
Harpootlian has done so well for Democrats in SC. How many Dems hold state-wide offices?
Harpootlian has done so well for Democrats in SC. How many Dems hold state-wide offices?