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A Real Tin Foil Hatter

A 35-year-old Louisiana man is in jail for threatening to burn down four schools in Jefferson Parish … but that’s not the only reason he’s in the news. Shane Kersey of Lafitte, Louisiana was wearing a tin foil insert inside his cap when Parish Sheriff’s deputies arrested him this week….

A 35-year-old Louisiana man is in jail for threatening to burn down four schools in Jefferson Parish … but that’s not the only reason he’s in the news.

Shane Kersey of Lafitte, Louisiana was wearing a tin foil insert inside his cap when Parish Sheriff’s deputies arrested him this week. According to the deputies, Kersey told them “the foil wrapped around his head secured by a baseball cap was there to prevent microwave signals from entering his head.”

Wow …

We like to throw the “tin foil hat” thing around from time to time, but we weren’t sure there were people (outside of South Carolina, anyway) who actually wore them.

According to a local radio station, Kersey “has a very extensive prior criminal history with multiple arrests for Possession of Narcotics, Simple Burglary, Aggravated Battery, Criminal Trespassing, Theft, Illegal Possession of a Weapon, along with numerous traffic related offenses.”

Now he’s facing a felony terrorizing rap … along with the possible loss of his tin foil headgear.

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24 comments

Sex Wax March 7, 2013 at 3:11 pm

Oh, BigT stands for Tin Foil.

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Please March 7, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Excellent. Now we have a face to put with the user name.

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BigT March 7, 2013 at 5:04 pm

I can’t stand a Lazy-minded, Brain Dead CLICHE…But if yall did not have that, you’d have nothing…

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Pardon The Grammar March 7, 2013 at 7:25 pm

Cliché.

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Please March 7, 2013 at 11:08 pm

y’all

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Sex Wax March 7, 2013 at 3:11 pm

Oh, BigT stands for Tin Foil.

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Please March 7, 2013 at 3:16 pm

Excellent. Now we have a face to put with the user name.

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BigT March 7, 2013 at 5:04 pm

I can’t stand a Lazy-minded, Brain Dead CLICHE…But if yall did not have that, you’d have nothing…

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Pardon The Grammar March 7, 2013 at 7:25 pm

Cliché.

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Please March 7, 2013 at 11:08 pm

y’all

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Smirks March 7, 2013 at 3:21 pm

He must’ve though the tin foil would protect his head from an actual kitchen microwave. Explains his fried brain anyways.

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Smirks March 7, 2013 at 3:21 pm

He must’ve though the tin foil would protect his head from an actual kitchen microwave. Explains his fried brain anyways.

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shifty henry March 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm

BigT’s pendulum swings W–I–D–E, and he just can’t wait to celebrate these days —
Friday – BE NASTY DAY
Saturday – PANIC DAY
Sunday – FESTIVAL OF LIFE IN THE CRACKS DAY

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shifty henry March 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm

BigT’s pendulum swings W–I–D–E, and he just can’t wait to celebrate these days —
Friday – BE NASTY DAY
Saturday – PANIC DAY
Sunday – FESTIVAL OF LIFE IN THE CRACKS DAY

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Populist March 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm

This is a representation of 75% of SC’s electorate and 80% of LA’s.

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Populist March 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm

This is a representation of 75% of SC’s electorate and 80% of LA’s.

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BigT March 7, 2013 at 5:00 pm

I thought FITS swears this kinda thing only happens in SC.
Kinda look STUPID, don’t ya’ FITS????

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BigT March 7, 2013 at 5:00 pm

I thought FITS swears this kinda thing only happens in SC.
Kinda look STUPID, don’t ya’ FITS????

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Same ol' Same ol' March 7, 2013 at 6:55 pm

Damn y’all, git my pitcher off the interweb.

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Same ol' Same ol' March 7, 2013 at 6:55 pm

Damn y’all, git my pitcher off the interweb.

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jimlewisowb March 7, 2013 at 7:48 pm

Looks like a great candidate to fill the vacancy over at DEW

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jimlewisowb March 7, 2013 at 7:48 pm

Looks like a great candidate to fill the vacancy over at DEW

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Sarge March 8, 2013 at 2:06 pm

Maybe, just maybe if this guy was in South Carolina, SLED and the FBI could get him indicted. All others seem to be home free. Especially, white collar criminals, politicians and judges.

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Sarge March 8, 2013 at 2:06 pm

Maybe, just maybe if this guy was in South Carolina, SLED and the FBI could get him indicted. All others seem to be home free. Especially, white collar criminals, politicians and judges.

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