So Thad Viers Got Indicted …

Who needs reality television when you’ve got Thad Viers? The former South Carolina lawmaker from Horry County – whose romantic escapades have become the stuff of Palmetto political legend – was indicted this week on first degree burglary and larceny charges. Viers will be arraigned next week on the charges…

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Who needs reality television when you’ve got Thad Viers?

The former South Carolina lawmaker from Horry County – whose romantic escapades have become the stuff of Palmetto political legend – was indicted this week on first degree burglary and larceny charges.

Viers will be arraigned next week on the charges – which stem from his toxic relationship with barbecue heiress Candace Bessinger (bow chick here).

(Not familiar with this soap opera? Click here, here, here, here, here and here to bring yourself up to speed. Oh … and click here too, but only if you’re nasty).

Sources close to Viers declined comment on the indictment, however a source familiar with the investigation tells FITS there is “much more to the story.”

Wow … more than what we’ve seen already from these two?

Specifically, we’ve been promised a barrage of confidential text messages which will portray the Viers-Bessinger relationship in a “raunchily explosive new light.”

“Scandalous,” one source said in describing the content of the messages. “Outrageous.”

Naturally we’ll be publishing these messages as soon as we receive them.

Stay tuned …


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ceilidh10 January 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm

I think the only thing missing from the sex story is bestiality.
Woof !

Lassie January 31, 2013 at 4:16 pm

Leave me out of this. Honestly, I have never crossed your border.

DogVomit January 31, 2013 at 3:32 pm

You can also read about Thad’s latest saga in this month’s edition of “Who Gives A Shit” magazine.

Sailor January 31, 2013 at 3:37 pm

From the lack of comments, I think you have a point!

? January 31, 2013 at 3:42 pm

lol…5 mins into the write up fellas…give it some time.

Smirks January 31, 2013 at 3:37 pm

Burglary and larceny, and it is tied to his relationship with the Bessinger girl? So what did he take? Panties? Vibrators? Maurice’s secret recipe?

Tom Sawyer January 31, 2013 at 6:58 pm


Maybe Thiers took the olive oil.

Or whatever fluid he & Bessenger girl do to get into one another.

Queen Pissed Is Pissed - LMAO! January 31, 2013 at 7:24 pm

Onion rings, man. Onion rings.

kc February 1, 2013 at 11:49 am

From The Sun News:

“The stolen items included a cellphone, a computer and a handgun, police said”

Read more here:

? January 31, 2013 at 3:39 pm

So will Viers penis, also known as “Kuato”-be testifying in his defense?

I’m not sure Kuato can do hard time in the pen and come out intact.

Original Good Old Boy January 31, 2013 at 3:56 pm

Nice, so his penis is deformed, folds out of his gut, and has a brain (which is smarter than his)?

? January 31, 2013 at 6:33 pm


MountP January 31, 2013 at 3:45 pm

It’s a great day in South Carolina! Damn, I love me a good Thad Viers post.

High five, FITS. You made my day.

Bonhoeffer January 31, 2013 at 4:40 pm

Is it too late for Viets to file for the First Congressional seat? He should fit right in.

9" January 31, 2013 at 4:46 pm


shifty henry January 31, 2013 at 5:14 pm

….. another great one! — but how did GoogleCam photograph our Special Forces guys in Afghanistan?

shifty henry January 31, 2013 at 4:55 pm

… The word on the street is that Thad plagiarized Eckstrom’s emails and texts to Payne and sent them to Candace. Eckstrom is pissed because he intended to publish them as a best-seller, and possibly being picked up as a mini-series on HBO.

south mauldin January 31, 2013 at 5:10 pm

Dude 2nd from the right appears to have a pelt draped over his head.

Silvio Dante January 31, 2013 at 5:42 pm

Trikki’s endorsement has done wonders for Thad’s career. All downhill since then.

BigT January 31, 2013 at 5:45 pm

Why is FITS being a Coward regarding Chris Culiver????..

Is FITS scared of offending the Leftwing NAZIs (his minions) who think Culliver has no free speech rights???

A Real Gestapo ‘Libertarian’…right????

Guero January 31, 2013 at 8:11 pm

Bawk, bawk, bawk, chickenhawk!

Speaker of Truth January 31, 2013 at 5:58 pm

Can you also release any picture texts (of the BBQ heiress-ONLY) that may or may not have any relevance to this issue?

… I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I need some more evidence to get a more *rounded* opinion of all this.

interested February 1, 2013 at 6:25 am

She’s a stupidass little bitch with fake tits. Give her a hundred years and Jean Toal will be more attractive.

Jeffy01 January 31, 2013 at 7:16 pm

So THIS is what law enforcement has been up to! Whew

Queen Pissed Is Pissed - LMAO! January 31, 2013 at 7:23 pm

He should rat out his friends in the General Assembly to the feds and do an exclusive interview with Sic.

Anonymous January 31, 2013 at 7:45 pm

First degree burglary is a charge that can carry some really serious consequences.

Lance Riprock February 1, 2013 at 6:39 am

Fifteen years to life on Burg 1st.

Lance Riprock February 1, 2013 at 10:53 am

It would be unethical for the solicitor to seek an indictment on Burg 1st unless he thinks and reasonably believes that he has the evidence to convict Viers of that charge. However, since the minimum sentence is 15 years, the solicitor will wimp-out and let him plead to a much-reduced charge, like maybe trespassing which carries like thirty days. Viers is a sleaze, but he doesn’t deserve 15 years. That old hick song keeps running through my head- “I’m guilty of love in the first degree.” Not sure what the possible sentence is for that offense.

Star Of The West. Jan 9, 1861 January 31, 2013 at 8:03 pm

She’s not that hot.

Tetley January 31, 2013 at 9:23 pm


kc February 1, 2013 at 9:37 am

If these alleged texts were made before the do-not-contact, they’re irrelevant.

So when did Thad give these to you, anyway?

Wilber Force February 1, 2013 at 9:58 am

Maybe Thad could run Sanford’s campaign for the First District!

A Humble Chef February 1, 2013 at 12:42 pm

I used to know a guy that was nailing that in high school. Apparently even back then word was that she had a cavernous vag, very unattractive looking. The fellow in question was known for his large mule, so I’m inclined to believe it.

Based on personal experience, those tiny girls are a crapshoot. Somtimes it’s that perfect little clam, but it can just as easily be a sloppy, overpounded ham wallet. My apologies to the ladies, but it’s true.

shifty henry February 1, 2013 at 2:37 pm

…… thanks for that info, which reminds me—-

A house party was given in an exclusive neighborhood to which one particular man was not invited.

He got drunk and being pissed off at being ignored, barged into the house after dinner, found the ladies in the dining room, and yelled, “I WANT A LITTLE PUSSY!”

To which the lady of the house yelled back, “SO WOULD I – MINE’S AS BIG AS A BUCKET!”

shifty henry February 3, 2013 at 10:58 am

…. this entire mini-drama appears to be petty harassment — anybody know who is really behind it?


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