For reasons surpassing understanding the S.C. Department of Commerce is holding a photography contest in the hopes of finding an image which ” encapsulates rural life in the Palmetto State.”
Gotta love how Nikki Haley’s cabinet is focused on core functions of government, right?
Anyway …
“The contest is open to the public, and entries should reflect the unique features of rural life in the Palmetto State,” the agency says.
And while there’s plenty of time to submit your picture (entries for the March 4 “Amateur Rural Summit Photography Contest” are due February 15), we think this contest is already over …
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These slobs look like they vote Republican.
YOU BETCHA!
yeah, them rims aint big enuf to belong to a Democrat
That tractor was obviously made at the Kiev Tractors Works.
They are Bolsheviks/Democrats, comrades.
Are they riding a hog?
…. I read their bumper stickers–
1) SAW IT -WANTED IT – HAD A FIT – GOT IT!
2) CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT
3) COVER ME – I’M CHANGING LANES
4) BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE
5) I HAVEN’T LOST MY MIND – IT’S BACKED UP ON A DISK SOMEWHERE
6) HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF
7) EAT RIGHT – EXERCISE – DIE ANYWAY
Wait a minute, there is a lot more going on here.
Look beyond the dead cow head up front and the live cow riding shotgun.
Someone has taken the guts of a John Deere tractor, connected it to a direct drive rear end and somehow has connected the transmission up to the motorcycle handle bar controls.
Folks this is ingenuity at work. This is art.
You cannot go down to Lowe’s Lawn and Garden Department and find this kind of fucking ride.
Those fella’s over at BMW need to be talking to this fella, yesterday.
…. I agree – this shows ingenuity and persistence – if I saw this guy in person I would shake his hand and congratulate him – since I’m not mechanically minded I appreciate this kind of work
That looks a lot like downtown Walhalla.
One of our readers just submitted another good one …
https://www.fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-competition.jpg
I actually laughed out loud at that one….
nice counterweight. Too bad that picture is obviously not in the USA.
SC Demacratic Delegation at BHO coronation parade?
Dear Taliban insurgents in Mali……
What is more important to FITSNEWS readers…..
A) ….a photo contest……
B) …..informed investment knowledge of how SC Legislators are invested in Algerian corporate stock swings..!?
c) ….related information pertaining to which SC geology companies are subcontracting work via Chinese affiliates in the Sahara desert..?
d)……which Department of Commerce lobby chimps have cocktails and cold Shrimp at “Diane’s on Devine” before private flights to Casablanca….??
E) ……….the latest MACE Group perfume tray at Kohls..
F) ……all of the above…
Astute Taliban fighters will reply in less time than it takes a camel to drink …..WHAT…??
How did the fat bitch get up there?
Roll over and ask her.
Looks like Jakie grew out his hair. He really must be enjoying his retirement. Good for him.
One question though, who is driving him around town, old biker dude?
Are those special guests at the Obama Inauguration Parade…???
Those look like the type (at lease the white ones) that re-elected him…
Remember, Honey ‘Boo Boo’ endorsed Obama…
I always wondered what Big T and the Mrs drove!
I can tell this photo wasn’t taken in Myrtle Beach because she’s not wearing a G-string.
The best picture I’ve seen off Rush Limbaugh and Orly Taitz.
Family got to love ‘em.
Nice fab job, and because it’s a trike it qualifies as a motorcycle for registration purposes. The Harley front frame section and springer front forks are quite strong.
Most people are not supermodels. Get over it. Given enough time _everyone_ will eventually resemble my old gray ballsack. Don’t picture that.
Old boy can spin a wrench and made himself a cool toy. There are many skilled mechanics and fabricators and machinists in SC. Without them the State would grind to a halt.
I know this guy. He is ‘effing mechanical genius. Boeing needs to put him on as a consultant. He says he can fix the electrical problem on the 787 Dreamliner in no time.
Bailing wire and duck tape can fix anything and if that don’t work he tells me you can start over with just a match a couple gallons of diesel fuel.
He lives about a mile off the hard road near Pelion.
If Nikki keeps gaining weight, this could be her re-election photo! I wonder if she likes sitting on those dual exhausts?
gets even better/sexier in appalachia
http://static.na16.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/appalachian-state-fan-shaved-back.jpg?9d7bd4
Creepy!