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Nikki Haley Is Following Our Advice

Six year ago, then-unknown S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley hired this website’s founding editor Will Folks with the intention of expanding her statewide profile. One of his first assignments? Reviewing a DVD of Haley’s appearance on a Sunday morning talk show aired by WIS TV (NBC – Columbia, S.C.). “How’d I…

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Six year ago, then-unknown S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley hired this website’s founding editor Will Folks with the intention of expanding her statewide profile.

One of his first assignments? Reviewing a DVD of Haley’s appearance on a Sunday morning talk show aired by WIS TV (NBC – Columbia, S.C.).

“How’d I do?” Haley asked him the day after dropping off the disc.

“Honestly? I only watched the first five seconds of it,” Folks responded.

“Excuse me?”

“Yeah … you were wearing a pantsuit so I did what every male viewer in that situation would have done – I changed the channel.”

Haley was incredulous at first, decrying the flagrant sexism of the “if you got ’em, flaunt ’em” doctrine espoused by her new advisor.

“The goal is to get people to stop and listen,” Folks told the future governor. “If having great legs and showing them off on television gets a certain segment of the electorate to stop and listen to what you have to say, what do you care? All that matters is they are listening to you.”

Based on her attire during an interview with reporter Adam Beam of The (Columbia, S.C.) State newspaper this week – as tweeted by her spokesman – we’d say Haley has learned this lesson exceedingly well.

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58 comments

shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 12:07 pm

…. can’t see the whip

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 12:08 pm

…. so now she gets new outfits – after Mikie is gone!

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 12:09 pm

….. wonder if she has undies to match?

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patriot January 23, 2013 at 9:36 pm

I bet that kitty is slick as an onion.

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 12:11 pm

…. got to close down for a while – this photo is so good it’s distracting me

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interested January 23, 2013 at 12:12 pm

damn. But if you put Hillary clinton in yoga pants and high boots 99% of men would say “damn” 68 % of the time.

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Silvio Dante January 23, 2013 at 12:17 pm

+1

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Call me Fishmeal January 23, 2013 at 1:03 pm

As if you could find a pair of Yoga pants big enough for Hillary’s fat ass or strong enough to withstand the load crammed into a pair of too small pants…

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south mauldin January 23, 2013 at 12:13 pm

You’re lucky the First Loser is such a pussy – otherwise, he would have already kicked your ass.

And btw, she looks like a fucking hooker in those boots. I’m embarrassed for the idiots that voted for her.

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silvereagle January 23, 2013 at 2:52 pm

I agree with you 1,000 percent!!!

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 2:54 pm

… did he take the whip with him?… probably to use with their nightly web cam sexual adventure?…. maybe she plans to sell photos of herself with it to raise campaign funds – $41 each?

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Not fair January 23, 2013 at 3:34 pm

Well, those are FMBs.

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Silvio Dante January 23, 2013 at 12:16 pm

Genius, well done Will.

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jimlewis,owb January 23, 2013 at 12:18 pm

The Mop of Hair on her Airhead ain’t got her anywhere since being elected.

Now that the Gypsy Queen is gearing up for re-election why not offer voters an illusion to the Mop of Hair on her only remaining Asset.

Her Bubble Butt in the Blue Skirt got my vote the last time.

Don’t think a few Gypsy Cooter shots will do it this time but if she happens to show up this year at the Little Mountain Reunion Parade wearing those boots and blue short shorts, what the hell.

Roll on Gypsy Queen Dooh Nibor, dammit roll on !!

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Tank January 23, 2013 at 12:24 pm

Indeed. Love the boots.

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silvereagle January 23, 2013 at 12:32 pm

I think those tacky boots are the only pair of shoes she has. Its not a new outfit – just like ALL of Nikki’s clothes, she has worn that suit 100 times. Not only does she not have many suits – comment made at RNC that she was brave to wear the same suit 2 days in a row(maybe she didn’t go home that night)she has horrible taste in clothes. The 70’s want their clothes back.

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Philip Branton January 23, 2013 at 12:41 pm

Dear Tom Davis……..

According to the “Sic Willie Doctrine”, this piece of diversionary writing can only lead to one question concerning what you are thinking about. Who will benefit from the grounding of BOEING airliners in Columbia..?? ….in Charleston..?? …in Greenville..?? …in Trey Gowdy’s office..??

Tom, do you really think that Nikki understands the historical significance of Corsairs and the Barbary Coast with respect to “hostages”..?? Maybe you could spend some time with your tablet to get a refresher in corporate negotiating ……JASPER and CSX would love a historical massage..!!

Lets go TOM…….a silent TURKEY understands …..WHAT..??

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insurance guy January 23, 2013 at 12:44 pm

She must think she looks sexy…sad little girl.

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insurance guy January 23, 2013 at 12:49 pm

Governors should look respectable, not like the girl you can’t take home to mom.

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 1:00 pm

…. do you mean like the girl I would like to take home to meet my Mom? – but I couldn’t trust my Dad?

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 1:01 pm

edit that to: “couldn’t trust her with my Dad”

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ceilidh10 January 23, 2013 at 1:07 pm

Will, she still breaks your heart, doesn’t she?

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Sailor January 23, 2013 at 3:13 pm

I think he misses having those legs wrapped around his head!

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BigT January 23, 2013 at 1:14 pm

Adam Beam is an AVOWED leftist…or at least if he wants to keep his job at The State, he better act like one…

Liberalism is a Religion…No NATURAL temptation will EVER sway a liberal from their gods…

If Haley thought it would help based on what FITS is peddling, she needs to hire someone other than a perv like FITS for advice…

If Haley wants to get re-elected, trying to appease the LEFT, which she is doing (see education re-direction)…is a BIG mistake…

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Saluda Rapids January 23, 2013 at 1:31 pm

You’re not supposed to focus on Beam in this instance, unless…oh, that’s it. Log Cabin…got it. Carry on. We will not judge your lifestyle.

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BigT January 23, 2013 at 1:34 pm

S.R. I know you are you were a BIGOT…but did not know you were a Homo-phobe…

Nice, liberal…..

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Saluda Rapids January 23, 2013 at 4:10 pm

Speak English, redneck.

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BigT January 23, 2013 at 4:34 pm

OK: You’re a BIGOT…and a Homo-phobe…

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 2:22 pm

… what is curious to me is that she really pushes that cushion down (and look at the edge of it trying to fly away – trying to escape..what?)

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40 Year Old Virgin January 23, 2013 at 3:03 pm

Bored games and hot chocolate, my ass. She’s a ho, fo sho.

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insurance guy January 23, 2013 at 3:06 pm

At least the boots hide the underdeveloped calves.

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Lance Riprock January 23, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Won’t somebody PLEASE take the girl with the skinny legs? Don’t worry, Nikki, somebody somewhere gonna take you-skinny legs and all.

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BigMeech January 23, 2013 at 3:07 pm

Catherine Templeton wears similar outfits with very similar results…….

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? January 23, 2013 at 3:21 pm

So is there footage of her “Basic Instinct” leg crossover/expose during the interview?

Does any know if it was sunny or cloudy when her beaver emerged?

I’d like to know if spring in SC is coming early.

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indie January 23, 2013 at 3:35 pm

Chew your food so that it becomes like water and drink your water so slowly that you chew like food. Fruit loops.

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billy mike January 23, 2013 at 4:11 pm

There is a big difference between slutty and sexy. If it walks like a duck…

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billy mike January 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm

Same as if Mark Sanford had interviewed wearing chest hair, open shirt and gold chains. Same look, bad look.

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Jack Klompus January 23, 2013 at 4:47 pm

McKayla is unimpressed.

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Mark January 23, 2013 at 5:24 pm

I think she looks good.

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Matt January 23, 2013 at 5:27 pm

Damn straight. Great legs. How W.F. must have handled them in the sack. He’ll never tell, though.

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 6:47 pm

…. we’ll just have to wait,…. and wonder?

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patriot January 23, 2013 at 7:59 pm

I would love to get up in that.

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silvereagle January 24, 2013 at 9:23 am

I would be scared of what disease you would catch – and I am sure that disease has been passed all over Columbia

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bogart January 23, 2013 at 8:21 pm

The Governor of South Carolina…..Total embarrassment,totally classless.

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Babs Delay January 23, 2013 at 8:21 pm

Sorry fellows. Those boots are from Belks. $49.99. I have a pair too.

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 8:37 pm

… I have an image in my head of Mikie on his hands and knees polishing one boot while she keeps the other one on his head (Sic, is that something she likes?)

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Carpe Jugulum January 23, 2013 at 9:53 pm

Jake Knotts could “do the Lord’s work”…

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shifty henry January 23, 2013 at 10:44 pm

….. (chuckle)

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9" January 24, 2013 at 12:24 am

Fits’ Haley-PTSD = damaged for life/endless therapy

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Tim January 24, 2013 at 7:17 am

Has anybody noticed that CHRIS SULLIVAN is running for something again? It’s time for FITS readers to rekindle the STOP CHRIS SULLIVAN email storm that ended his bid for state senate last year. This time, he’s running for the north Greenville House seat that was vacated by John Corbin.
http://thesouthcarolinaconservative.com/2013/01/23/burns-and-sullivan-headed-for-runoff-in-house-district-17a/
The run-off will be held on Feb. 5. His opponent is Mike Burns, who only missed the 50% line in the first ballot by 8 votes. Every little effort by FITS readers could make the difference.
In case you forgot, Sullivan is a Jake Knotts brand RINO. After Sullivan orchestrated the infamous Confederate Flag Rally in Jan. 2000, he then secretly orchestrated the “compromise” to take down the flag. He called Knotts one of the “Magnificent Seven”, since he was 1 of only 7 senators to vote to “keep it flying”. In reality, Sullivan was rolling in pork doled out to Quinndom. Since then, Sullivan has pandered to Confederate flag supporters, telling them that “Jakie Knotts is the only friend we’ve got! We have to support him no matter what!”
If the voters of north Greenville had any idea about how big a Columbia insider career political dealer Sullivan is, he wouldn’t have even come close to the Feb. 5 run-off. People need to know. Please spread the word.
PS – We really don’t need another SC elected official facing weird charges like the ones that are about to come out about child molestation during Sullivan’s involvment with the Children of the Confederacy organization.

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patriot January 24, 2013 at 6:23 pm

He’s a nancyboy!

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Gag January 24, 2013 at 9:50 am

Nice cottage cheese shot. Blech.

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Mind of Nikki January 24, 2013 at 3:13 pm

“Watch my eyes closely. Do not move. Breathe deeply and relax, relax. Now, move your eyes to my legs. Follow my legs to where is my vagina. Breathe deeply and relax. Soak in the pleasure. Keep that feeling every time you think of me.”

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shifty henry January 24, 2013 at 5:24 pm

…… and I will introduce you to the intricate pleasures of my special talent – “The Japanese Spelling Bee”

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Elton January 25, 2013 at 8:18 pm

Her legs talk: “Take me to a local motel and fuck me hard. I don’t get any at home.”

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Scooter January 25, 2013 at 9:35 pm

why didn’t someone on site tell her to pull down the skirt? Made her look unprofessional and, um, like a slut. Oh, wait…..

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Hunk January 25, 2013 at 9:41 pm

I’d eat her alive. And yes, she does look like a slut.

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Scooter January 25, 2013 at 9:40 pm

And, if anyone thinks that any Liberal in SC likes the policies of Nikki Haley, you need to think again. She is not trying to garner any Liberal or Progressive vote.

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