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If You’re Having Tumpy Problems We Feel Bad For You, Son

 WE GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT THIS AIN’T ONE … For reasons surpassing understanding, South Carolina’s dumber-than-dirt “fortunate son” Carroll A. “Tumpy” Campbell made several short lists as a potential candidate for the Palmetto State’s recently vacated first congressional district seat. How come? Maybe people thought we needed a joke. Anyway, Campbell…

 WE GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS BUT THIS AIN’T ONE …

For reasons surpassing understanding, South Carolina’s dumber-than-dirt “fortunate son” Carroll A. “Tumpy” Campbell made several short lists as a potential candidate for the Palmetto State’s recently vacated first congressional district seat.

How come? Maybe people thought we needed a joke.

Anyway, Campbell isn’t running for the seat he sought in 2010 – which means voters of the first district will be spared the embarrassment of having to watch him attempt to put complete sentences together.

Why isn’t Campbell – son of revered former S.C. Gov. Carroll A. Campbell, Jr. – giving it another go? Well for one thing”Tump Tump”  has been having more lady problems.

First, here’s a Facebook update sent from Campbell’s account earlier this week …

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“So my girlfriend found out tonight that I am a liar,” the Facebook post allegedly written by Campbell reads. “She has loved me, believed in me and trusted me, only for me to let her and myself down. I am sorry for the hurt I caused her, but more importantly the shame I caused myself for falling in the cheating trap again.”

Wow …

Several hours later, though, Campbell sent out the following update …

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“If any of my friends received a wall post or FB message from me that was totally out of character, please accept my apology and know it did not come from me,” he writes. “My phone was stolen last night and my FB account was hacked. I do however appreciate the concern expressed by many of you. Thanks.”

Yikes …

Sounds like somebody’s got some personal issues they need to deal with … and a Facebook password to update (as it turns out, “1-2-3-4” is not so secure).

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35 comments

Raspy January 17, 2013 at 10:30 am

God, the last thing I want to hear is the name “Tumpy”, over and over and over ,again on the news.

Please spare us yet another nitwit who tries to be part of a political “dynasty” because it is his “birthright”.

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jimlewis,owb January 17, 2013 at 10:39 am

“huh” is the little fucktard’s password

the one you posted has too many damn numbers

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shifty henry January 17, 2013 at 10:44 am

….. what is a “tumpy”

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shifty henry January 17, 2013 at 10:46 am

…. is that Jakie in the green wig?

…. who is the girl in the car who looks familiar to me?

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shifty henry January 17, 2013 at 11:06 am

…. the older lady in the car is attractive – who is she?

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shifty henry January 17, 2013 at 11:33 am

….. or is that Mikie Haley in the green wig?

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BradWarthenSucks January 17, 2013 at 3:34 pm

It’s the sound his head makes when you thump it… kind of like a watermelon.

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shifty henry January 17, 2013 at 3:38 pm

(LAUGHING LOUDLY)

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National Enquirer January 17, 2013 at 10:46 am

Which one’s Thumpy?

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Call me Fishmeal January 17, 2013 at 10:48 am

Sic, when were you and the Tumpster (rhymes with dumpster) hanging out? That’s a great picture of you two.

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Silvio Dante January 17, 2013 at 11:16 am

Manti Te’o laughs at this guy’s lady problems.

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south mauldin January 17, 2013 at 11:35 am

+6

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cicero January 17, 2013 at 11:22 am

I’d vote for the stupid clown over Thumpy. He looks more intelligent. Way more intelligent.

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Original Good Old Boy January 17, 2013 at 11:47 am

I thought that was Jean Toal.

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jimlewis,owb January 17, 2013 at 12:10 pm

Can’t be

Ain’t on its knees begging; please, please I want to be Supreme Queen Toad forever and ever

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Sarge January 17, 2013 at 6:41 pm

Jean Toal would never be begging a real Republican for anything. She owns enough RINO’s and Democrats in the legislature to not have to beg a real Repub. Especially a has been one. By the way, unless Bob Coble and Betsy Gray can continue to keep it uncovers, documentation of Jean’s latest shenanigans should be out there soon.

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Grandparent January 17, 2013 at 1:25 pm

That older woman is his mother.

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lowcountry breeze January 17, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Somer, is that you?

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Original Good Old Boy January 17, 2013 at 2:00 pm

Will was this a screen grab from your iphone?

Because it appears that somebody “liked” the Mark Sanford announcement, as it has the “unlike” option under that post.

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Joe Wilson Is A Very Smart Man January 17, 2013 at 2:06 pm

The problem is “revering” Carroll Campbell

Generally he was a big government Republican type that you latter day GOPers claim to abhor!

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Spiro Gyra January 17, 2013 at 2:15 pm

Bible verse is always useful when all else fails. Good luck, Thump.

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BradWarthenSucks January 17, 2013 at 3:35 pm

Why do trust-fund kids have such fucked up nicknames?

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scsince60 January 17, 2013 at 3:41 pm

To annoy the underclass.

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Judy Chop January 17, 2013 at 7:31 pm

Sorry, BradWarthenSucks Tumpy is not a trust fund kid. I ain’t sticking up for him, nor do I like him. His old man died leaving a messy estate. No $$ to speak of to leave the kids. Just some facts…

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sam January 17, 2013 at 4:29 pm

Someone needs to tell “Tumpy” that green is not his color. Who is the guy in the shirt?

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The Big Paaschtuukaa January 17, 2013 at 4:40 pm

WARNING! That is NOT official Shriner Clown garb! That person is an IMPOSTER!

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Judy Chop January 17, 2013 at 8:11 pm

I can’t believe that Tumpy is standing next to that clown. That clown was arrested several years ago for sexually molesting a purple Teletubby doll — Tinky Winky.

That clown had the audacity to tell the judge that he didn’t fondle Tinky Winky because Tinky had been castrated the year before. “Castrated?” The judge asked. “How did you know that, did you look in his pants?” asked the judge.

“No your Honor, I actually worked in the Teletubby factory,” the clown responded. “His little lavender gonads had been removed.”
“Interesting. Which department?” the judge asked.
“Sir, I worked in the R&D section. It was actually the Test-Tickle Department.”

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shifty henry January 18, 2013 at 7:55 am

DAMMIT! You made me spit out my coffee – from laughing — good one!

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Judy Chop January 18, 2013 at 6:07 pm

Thank you Shifty. I’m just trying to follow your lead ;-)

You started the jokes r ‘ us thread!

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bigdickedclown January 17, 2013 at 11:21 pm

ever see any really hot clown-porn from the 70’s;nothing like watching a dumb clown pulling out a not so dumb huge clown cock,and fucking his buffoon ass off

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Guero January 18, 2013 at 7:51 am

Sounds like Daddy the Governator. Ole Carroll made Strom look like a monk.

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junior justice January 18, 2013 at 9:43 pm

You are really Ronald McDonald, aren’t you? — CONFESS!

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9" January 19, 2013 at 8:03 pm

the great thing about so many horny ‘straight’ guys in ‘positions of power’;cops,doctors,politics,military,etc:no kissin’,huggin’,etc-they just want it up the butt
sometimes a good mean fuck is a lot better than ‘making love’
happy to oblige(breed ya,soon,bitch;-)…

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Carpe Jugulum January 19, 2013 at 10:34 pm

What a lovely individual

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