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Heidi Montag Is Still Inflated

BALLOON RIDE, ANYONE? Remember Heidi Montag?  Neither do we … in fact it’s been nearly two years since we’ve written about her (and the massive floatation devices implanted in her chest). Montag, 26, is famous for her role on The Hills – one of those completely vapid rich bitch dramas that…

BALLOON RIDE, ANYONE?

Remember Heidi Montag?  Neither do we … in fact it’s been nearly two years since we’ve written about her (and the massive floatation devices implanted in her chest).

Montag, 26, is famous for her role on The Hills – one of those completely vapid rich bitch dramas that replaced Whitesnake videos on MTV.  She’s also known for her relationship with Spencer Pratt, who is famous for standing next to her large implants and pretending to be straight.

Everybody clear?

Good …

Originally an A cup, Montag is now a triple-D – and in addition to multiple breast augmentations she’s also had numerous other plastic surgeries.  In fact she once had ten procedures in a single day.

Was it worth it?

Take a look …

(Click to enlarge)

Walterboro. Murder.

Pics: Splash News

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22 comments

Isotope Soap November 14, 2012 at 11:23 am

Unbelievable. There was once more air and silicon in her head.

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@BozMartin November 14, 2012 at 12:09 pm

Another freak. You’re killing us, Will.

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@BozMartin November 14, 2012 at 12:10 pm

And when I say freak, I don’t mean in a good way.

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BigMeech November 14, 2012 at 12:35 pm

I’d still motorboat those!

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Insect November 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm

Vaguely pretty.
Dyed hair.
Flat stomach – good.
False boobs. 15 points.
Bottom is excessively large, shows dimples/lines/ripples. 5 points.
Thighs excessively large. 5 points.

75. C

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jed November 14, 2012 at 3:44 pm

Subtract 5 more because you can see her ribs, too, please. You were way more generous than I would have been.

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Colin November 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm

for once I agree with Insect

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Original Good Old Boy November 15, 2012 at 1:20 pm

Normally, I think your grades are too harsh. This time, I think they are too generous.

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Judy Chop November 18, 2012 at 9:02 am

Needs some volumizer in her hair. That is one stringy wisp of nothing blowing around her head. Looks like she woulds be out of breath if she ran to the car in a rain storm. Spongey in more ways than one.

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Sailor November 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm

At least she’s safe a the beach with those personal “flotation devices”!

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9" November 14, 2012 at 3:37 pm

That’s almost as bad as those guys in porn with Elephantiasis or Diphallia,but not quite..

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Andy November 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Long enough, Will. Take it down.

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confused November 14, 2012 at 8:40 pm

someone please stop taking pictures of this bitch. remember the lard lad people. if you ignore them, they’ll die.

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Mike Traynor November 14, 2012 at 9:27 pm

I’d hit it.

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Alvin November 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm

Yes, you’d hit anything female — animals, fish, reptiles, pipe fittings, electrical outlets, HVAC ductwork, irrigation systems, auto parts…

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Mike Traynor November 14, 2012 at 11:23 pm

No, not anything. I’d not hit that Taylor Swift cherry last week. I would not hit any Kardashian. I definitely would not hit Nikki Haley, not even with Fits’ cigar.

But this girl is so insecure, you could mind-fuck her. You could tell her that she is not all that hot, and in bed you could tell her that she is just not nearly as good as the average girl. She would be so motivated to make herself good that she’d be your slave.

She is so insecure, she’d let you do anything to her. She’d stand on her head in the corner and let you jack her. She’d let you eat pizza, while she services you. She’d let you bring in another woman and then she’d let you go A to M on her. You could donkey punch or dirty sanchez on her. You could do a Clevaland Steamer on her. You could t-bag her, you could tie her up.

All because of her insecurities, and you could exploit that all day long.

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Alvin November 14, 2012 at 11:29 pm

I would not hit any Kardashian. I definitely would not hit Nikki Haley, not even with Fits’ cigar.

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That’s curious. Why not? You find her unattractive?

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Mike Traynor November 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm

Not sure I need to respond to Nikki Haley–more of a skank that just about anyone Fits has every posted here. She is just awful and I bet her moonpie stinks.

As for the Kardashians . . . I never travel a road that has already been traveled by a hip hop star.

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Mike Traynor November 15, 2012 at 4:48 pm

One more thing . . . I have a weakness for blondes with big titties (fake or real) and tight butts. That goes a long way in my book. Flat stomach and some ribs showing is OK with me.

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Poncho November 15, 2012 at 10:35 pm

I suppose you’d fuck a truck tire. Most moonpies do stink. Hip hop star? You don’t make any sense, man.

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toyota kawaski November 15, 2012 at 8:34 am

She forgot the spray tan

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Hugh November 16, 2012 at 10:42 am

Please take this down before the weekend. If needs be, a photograph of an apple, a flower, a turkey, or an pickup truck would be appreciated.

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