By FITSNews || If there’s one thing we learned during the 1980s, it’s that nothing defuses violence (or preoccupies Zombies) quite like tightly-choreographed group dancing.
Well, we also learned that nothing made the ladies at E.L. Wright Middle School in Columbia, S.C. swoon quite like a young stud in an authentic Michael Jackson “Beat It” jacket [...]
Just “Beat It”
Autopsy Shows We Don’t Care
An autopsy of the Michael Jackson story has determined that the media has officially beat it to death – and yet is continuing to inflict postmortem wounds.
Seriously, people … what is this? Week five? Frankly, we’re sick of being sick (of being sick) of this story.
At this point, they might as well create a friggin’ [...]
New MJ Album Cover
You gotta love this sneak peek at the King of Plastic Surgery – errr, King of Pop’s upcoming tribute album …
Now you, too, can trace Jackson’s evolution … Fro, Jheri Curl, Weave, Skull-cap …
Well, just skull actually …
Hat-tip: Chris
Enough Michael Jackson Already!
Anytime NBC has four – count ‘em, four – correspondents working a story, you know it’s big … or overblown.
Such is the case with the ongoing Michael Jackson “Morbidpalooza,” which has frankly reached a saturation point that not even the inauguration of “The One” achieved.
That’s right, more people are expected to tune into Jackson’s farewell [...]
Two Things That Are Helping Mark Sanford
Just when it seemed like an extended “Jon & Kate”-style political drama was about to unfold on the national stage for S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford and his wife, Jenny, two celebrity deaths have helped move significant media attention off of his admitted affair with an Argentine woman – and the brewing scandal that surrounds it.
Is [...]
Jackson May Have Overdosed On Painkiller
The “King of Pop” may have died of an overdose of Demerol, a powerful painkiller similar to Morphine that the singer was allegedly addicted to and used just before his death.
Jackson’s aides reportedly told UCLA hospital staff yesterday that the singer stopped breathing after taking an injection of the drug – a highly-addictive narcotic – [...]
Michael Jackson Dies Of Heart Attack
The “King of Pop” is gone.
Michael Jackson, a fixture on the American music scene since his days as a child prodigy in the late Sixties, has died of a heart attack at his home in Beverly Hills this afternoon, the website TMZ.com is reporting.
He was 50 years old.
As well known as he was for his [...]
