TURN AROUND, DUDE …
In a metaphor for the organization he represents, here’s a picture (above) of South Carolina NAACP president Lonnie Randolph going the wrong way down a street in downtown Columbia, S.C.
Randolph – who was recently cleared of charges stemming from an alleged “diabetic episode” at a local dry cleaners – was attempting to turn off of Blossom onto Saluda Street in the Five Points region of Columbia.
Clearly he was unsuccessful …
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It’s the ‘beties…
The rules for the rest of us don’t apply to Mr Randolph because he’s…
diabetic.
Someone driving the wrong way is hardly surprising in Columbia anymore, though he does score extra points if he parked there too.
Dude needs to stay away from downtown Charleston
If he does try to drive in Charleston they may want to have a Toxic Waste crew to follow him around – with all the one way streets odds are he will crap and piss all over himself
Extra Witty. My hat’s off to you!
He was lickin on his chicken
News Release
City Manager Teresa Williams was clocked going 108 mph down Gervais Street earlier today
When the Officer finally got her to pull over she exited her car yelling, “don’t you know who in the hell I am – I am on a mercy mission – Lonnie is having another episode – I need to get there to protect him – now get in your little car with its little blue lights and clear the way – doughnut boy”
Word from onlookers is that the Officer then tased Ms. Williams, twice, and threw her in the back of his cruiser
Stay tuned for the 6 o’clock edition – dash cam video will be played
That dumb SOB is going to kill somebody one day. He needs to quit driving, or they need to take his fucking license.
If only all of our state lawmakers were functional retards, it’d be a lot easier to catch them in their shenanigans.
They’re not?
Unfortunately, no. They are amoral sociopaths, but not all of them are stupid unfortunately.
He needs to get off the road, he is clearly a danger to himself and others. In broad daylight. Geez.
Is he a black guy?
Have you caught the scent of racism wafting about?
I can never tell – the stench of social Darwanism drowns out the more pedestrian hates.
lol, awwwww…I think you you secretly yearn for it.
If it’s good enough for science it’s good enough for sociology.
I know, right? I’ve got a few African skulls as bookends to my Nietzsche collection, filled with sand, and whenever my new redneck friends come over, I’ll show them proof.
Looking forward to it.
The kind with the slanty foreheads?
No one in their *right* mind fills their Nietzsche collection with sand. Vacuum it up and seek help, El Jefe.
No one in their *right* mind fills their Nietzsche collection with sand.
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I’m a liberal… so there’s that…
I’m a liberal… so there’s that…
Oh. Well….. Nevermind.
Carry on, good sir.
I’ve also got sand in my craw.
Do you also use those skulls as candle holders for those late-night seances?
I don’t believe in ghosts – if there were ghosts, they’d choose hotter mediums.
mediums = fortune, oh yeah, now I remember… I recently dined at a new Chinese restaurant and when I opened my fortune cookie…. “You will soon meet a beautiful, sexy, friendly woman. You will give her money. She is our cashier”
I got a cookie without a fortune, and instead of just letting it go, I went right to the manager, and made a big deal out of it.. she apologized, and said she’d get me another one.. she started to go into the kitchen like she wanted me to wait there.. but I shadowed her through the door.. and there.. on the cutting board, were hundreds of little fortunes and there was this little Chinese guy writing down all the lottery numbers.
Come on Shifty….tell the one about the fortune telling midget that escaped jail.
Well, here’s the long and the short of it—-
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Leona had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget.
The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent.
They had Leona arrested and placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape.
This so incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit.
The following was printed in the paper the next day:
“SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE”
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Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?
A: A small medium at large.
Worthy of Facebook…. with credit, of course.
Well I suspected with the whole “Why do the Republicans put stupid Tea Party people in charge?” diatribe that you were clearly into Social Darwinism.
If you aren’t, please forgive my transgression. Maybe instead you are just a Darwinian Socialist?
:)
Well I suspected with the whole “Why do the Republicans put stupid Tea Party people in charge?” diatribe that you were clearly into Social Darwinism.
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No, see? You misunderstood the whole thing! I didn’t say “the Republicans SHOULDN’T”.. I asked WHY.. it’s the absurdity that I’m observing… always go back to that when you’re confused about what I’m saying.
I think you’re missing my point. Social Darwinism naturally suggests that the smart people should be in charge.
I thought that’s what you wanted.
I think you’re missing my point. Social Darwinism naturally suggests that the smart people should be in charge.
I thought that’s what you wanted.
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so, how am I missing your point?
“the stench of social Darwanism drowns out the more pedestrian hates.”
This kind of suggested to me that you weren’t initially, that’s what I mean. You seem to be saying two things.
I don’t think so.. I mean does Social Darwinism smell ok to you?
“I don’t think so.”
I don’t know how to respond to that.
Aside from the smell of SD, would you like to take a position either way on its application in society outside of smells?
“I don’t think so.”
I don’t know how to respond to that.
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Now who is saying one thing and doing another? :)
Aside from the smell of SD, would you like to take a position either way on its application in society outside of smells?
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Take a position? We haven’t even discussed what it *is* yet. Before we start into trying to agree on “truth,” let me reward your inquisitiveness with a hint of the problems involved in “taking a position” on Social Darwinism.
Hint number one: Only stupid people want the smart people to rule over them, because they think they’re the smart ones… so they select only stupid people. There are more stupid people than smart people. Going to school doesn’t make a person smarter. The Dunning Kruger effect keeps the stupid people from ever discovering any of this. It’s like a secret.
Ok, I’ll take that as a “no”, you don’t want to take a position on SD. lol
Take it however you want to.
No. Why do you ask?
Oh.. I don’t know.. sometimes these tiny little voices whisper NAACP… and there’s this sound, like a bunch of fat guys chuckling.
Pray tell, how does one “chuckle with a Southern accent”?
You’d have to ask the voices… those still small ones are wittier than you’d think.
This is enough evidence to issue him a traffic ticket. The psycho is clearly a menace and a credible threat to society. I say we form mobs and do citizens arrest.
If they tried to take his license, Leon and T-Bone would be in his corner, making sure it didn’t happen.
This is a picture. Leon should be making a case on it.
For real!
Randolph is just a crooked A hole living off the fears of whites, and blacks.
Just a sorry human being: Period.
No self Redeeming value at all?
Lonnie delivers votes for the powers that be – including carefully vetted and screened white politico’s. Eh, James Smith and John Courson? Jean got to I.S. who got to Lonnie for you? End of Story.
Hey man. He is going the right direction. His transmission is broke and can only go in reverse. At least he stopped. The silver car beside him is stopped in the middle of the intersection with the light red.
Notice that the right rear tail light is flashing brighter on the silver car because it is in the process of making a right-hand turn. Never mind that it is in the wrong lane — it was just a last-second decision….
..and the silver car is parked on the crosswalk.
Maybe he still thinks we still have red light cameras. Driving the wrong direction through the red light is a borderline brilliant way to avoid those tickets, I mean, until you kill yourself or run over someone and all. How in the hell did you get that pic – that’s quality shit.
FITS is Big Brother, if he’s nothing else.
Do you really want Liberal-tarians – who claim they don’t care what you do – watching EVERY move you make…and using it only to embarrass you…???
Probably taken by a CPD officer who knew better than to blue light his ass and write him a ticket because Teresa Wilson would show up with the poor officer’s pink slip.
Where is Sheriff Leon “I like to make cases on pictures” Lott. Isn’t this photographic evidence of reckless driving? Where are the charges?
Maybe he could get some drivers ed from T-Bone?
it not de high blood, de low blood, but it be da sugah… what did he blow on the Obamacare supplied glucometer?
Some of my best friends are white. And can drive.
I sympathise with him because of his health problems and his progressive confusion and inability to drive properly. I’m not alone in being concerned about losing the ability to drive because to me driving is both independence and freedom. That dark day will come when my kids take away the keys. And I’m not alone in this thought…..
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A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.” “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t
see to pour the coffee.” “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my eck.” “My blood pressure pills make me dizzy.” “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”
“Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive!”
That is not Dr. Randolph.
Wouldn’t he be in a Cadillac?
That is not Dr. Randolph! Why do you delete this comment.
that is not dr. Randolph.
NAACP leader, setting the example for other minority drivers.