THAT’S A BIT HARSH …
Ohio governor John Kasich – a.k.a. “Medicaid Jesus” – is making a push for relevance in early-voting South Carolina, hoping to crash the “Republican” establishment battle between former Florida governor Jeb Bush and the Sunshine State’s U.S. Senator, Marco Rubio.
Are his efforts working? Maybe …
The latest polling shows Kasich within striking distance of Bush for fourth place in the Palmetto State’s pivotal “First in the South” presidential primary – and he’s got a pair of new commercials up in the hopes of sustaining his momentum following an unexpected second-place finish in early-voting New Hampshire.
We don’t the facts are on Kasich’s side, but who knows … maybe by some miracle he winds up the establishment GOP candidate who punches a ticket out of South Carolina to continue campaigning in a three-way race with frontrunner Donald Trump and evangelical favorite Ted Cruz.
If so, he might want to call the closed captioning folks at YouTube …
Specifically, whoever typed in the closed captioning for Kasich’s new “100 days” ad …
Whoa … “fuck old John Kasich?”
That sounds like a mash-up of elder abuse and mature porn if you ask us (wait, no, mature porn is Cruz’s latest ad, isn’t it).
Oh well …
For those of you keeping score at home, the ad’s narrator asked viewers to “Buckle Up” in anticipation of all the dramatic changes Kasich plans on implementing over his first 100 days in office.
Clearing something pretty significant got “lost in translation.”
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I just hope somebody brings Quaaludes back
Cosby did, but that hasn’t worked out too well for him.
Anyone seen the CC in the TV version of the ad?
Is it the same? Facesmack!
too funny a porn star for cruz and now fuck john kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgTXPOWzbTY
More GOP Porn Stars – that’s what we need.
I would vote for the right porn star before some of these other clowns, to be sure. At least we know where a porn start stands (or lies, I guess).
Glori-Anne Gilbert is my choice ALL-THE-WAY..!!
Don’t quote me but I think YouTube automatically generates the closed captioning because it generally works on almost all videos on the site. Don’t know how it heard all that though.
That’s not gonna stop some leftie nerds from claiming they were the ones who did it, though, for the reason Taz stated. Might work at a Cruz, Rubio or Trump rally, too.
Hey FITS where is my hat tip?
Don’t hold your breath.
Good question!
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Wonder where these things are produced?
Some geeky production nerd did it in hopes that he can lose his virginity to some appreciative slut at a Bernie Rally.
Worth a shot.