National Politics - 2016

Closed Captioning: "F*ck Old John Kasich"

THAT’S A BIT HARSH …  Ohio governor John Kasich – a.k.a. “Medicaid Jesus” – is making a push for relevance in early-voting South Carolina, hoping to crash the “Republican” establishment battle between former Florida governor Jeb Bush and the Sunshine State’s U.S. Senator, Marco Rubio. Are his efforts working?  Maybe … The…

THAT’S A BIT HARSH … 

Ohio governor John Kasich – a.k.a. “Medicaid Jesus” – is making a push for relevance in early-voting South Carolina, hoping to crash the “Republican” establishment battle between former Florida governor Jeb Bush and the Sunshine State’s U.S. Senator, Marco Rubio.

Are his efforts working?  Maybe …

The latest polling shows Kasich within striking distance of Bush for fourth place in the Palmetto State’s pivotal “First in the South” presidential primary – and he’s got a pair of new commercials up in the hopes of sustaining his momentum following an unexpected second-place finish in early-voting New Hampshire.

We don’t the facts are on Kasich’s side, but who knows … maybe by some miracle he winds up the establishment GOP candidate who punches a ticket out of South Carolina to continue campaigning in a three-way race with frontrunner Donald Trump and evangelical favorite Ted Cruz.

If so, he might want to call the closed captioning folks at YouTube …

Specifically, whoever typed in the closed captioning for Kasich’s new “100 days” ad …

john kasich

Whoa … “fuck old John Kasich?”

That sounds like a mash-up of elder abuse and mature porn if you ask us (wait, no, mature porn is Cruz’s latest ad, isn’t it).

Oh well …

For those of you keeping score at home, the ad’s narrator asked viewers to “Buckle Up” in anticipation of all the dramatic changes Kasich plans on implementing over his first 100 days in office.

Clearing something pretty significant got “lost in translation.”

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19 comments

9" February 12, 2016 at 3:36 pm

I just hope somebody brings Quaaludes back

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Herman W. "Buz" Martin February 13, 2016 at 12:00 pm

Cosby did, but that hasn’t worked out too well for him.

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tomstickler February 12, 2016 at 3:36 pm

Anyone seen the CC in the TV version of the ad?

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Tazmaniac February 12, 2016 at 5:06 pm

Is it the same? Facesmack!

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stumpknocker February 12, 2016 at 3:42 pm

too funny a porn star for cruz and now fuck john kasich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgTXPOWzbTY

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Rocky Verdad February 12, 2016 at 3:51 pm

More GOP Porn Stars – that’s what we need.

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Mike at the Beach February 13, 2016 at 12:36 am

I would vote for the right porn star before some of these other clowns, to be sure. At least we know where a porn start stands (or lies, I guess).

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shifty henry February 13, 2016 at 6:41 pm

Glori-Anne Gilbert is my choice ALL-THE-WAY..!!

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Flip February 12, 2016 at 4:09 pm

Don’t quote me but I think YouTube automatically generates the closed captioning because it generally works on almost all videos on the site. Don’t know how it heard all that though.

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Herman W. "Buz" Martin February 13, 2016 at 12:02 pm

That’s not gonna stop some leftie nerds from claiming they were the ones who did it, though, for the reason Taz stated. Might work at a Cruz, Rubio or Trump rally, too.

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Tazmaniac February 12, 2016 at 5:07 pm

Hey FITS where is my hat tip?

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idcydm February 12, 2016 at 5:32 pm

Don’t hold your breath.

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Flip February 12, 2016 at 8:20 pm

Good question!

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Staceymcarrico3 February 13, 2016 at 2:49 am

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Krazy Kat February 12, 2016 at 8:49 pm

Seriously. I found it from your post!

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Patricialdavis2 February 14, 2016 at 2:41 am

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idcydm February 12, 2016 at 5:32 pm

Wonder where these things are produced?

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Tazmaniac February 12, 2016 at 5:45 pm

Some geeky production nerd did it in hopes that he can lose his virginity to some appreciative slut at a Bernie Rally.

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Herman W. "Buz" Martin February 13, 2016 at 11:59 am

Worth a shot.

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