SC "Republican" Consultant Keeps It Classy

GOP ADVISOR OFFERS INTERESTING COMMENTARY ON UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY … Veteran South Carolina political consultant Bob McAlister is part of a dying breed of “Republican” political operatives.  And that’s probably for the best … One of the more influential of the Palmetto State’s many Bible-thumping blowhards, this Southern Baptist has…


Veteran South Carolina political consultant Bob McAlister is part of a dying breed of “Republican” political operatives.  And that’s probably for the best …

One of the more influential of the Palmetto State’s many Bible-thumping blowhards, this Southern Baptist has built his career around being the guy who says “I’m a Republican, but I support (insert tax hike or massive spending increase).”

He’s legitimized the wasting of billions upon billions of tax dollars – shamelessly wielding the imprimatur of his old boss, the late governor Carroll A. Campbell, Jr.

In fact this consummate insider spearheaded the “Republican” public relations fight to force former S.C. governor Mark Sanford to take the state’s portion of president Barack Obama‘s “stimulus” money (yeah … that was back when Sanford was still a “conservative”).

McAlister’s habitual accommodation of the Palmetto State’s failed status quo has made him filthy rich.  It’s also made him an indispensable mud-slinger whenever the “Republican” presidential primary rolls through South Carolina every four years – a guy regularly sought out by national reporters for his “wisdom.”

Anyway, courtesy of his Facebook page, here is McAlister’s take on the upcoming presidential circus …

South Carolina is about to become the focal point of national politics and that means YOU, FB people, will be scrutinized closer than a pimple on Kate Upton’s nose. It is our duty as rednecks to confirm national media perceptions about southerners, so I have a few sound bites for you if Scott Pelley sticks a microphone in your face:

1. If you’re a man tell him your name is Bubba. If you’re a woman, tell him he has to talk with your man since men make all the important decisions.
2. If he asks you what you think is the country’s biggest controversy, say “vinegar or mustard-based.”
3. If he asks your opinion about illegal immigration, tell him you favor building a big, beautiful wall across the Mason-Dixon line.
4. If he asks about Cruz, tell him you’ve never been on one.
5. If he asks about Carson, say you really miss hearing, “Heeere’s
6. If he asks about Santorum, tell him your uncle was involuntarily confined to one for many years.
7. If he asks about Bush, tell him southern men still prefer them on our women.

You are welcome.

Funny … although we were under the impression people were done with Bush.

Especially old Bush.


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The Dude February 4, 2016 at 8:03 pm

About what I expect from a Gamecock fan

idcydm February 4, 2016 at 8:16 pm

There are some pretty good one there. A sense of humor is what’s need to keep you sane during the political season.

LoL February 5, 2016 at 9:42 am

Not hard, considering the entire GOP field is one big joke.

Flip February 5, 2016 at 9:52 am

LMAO!!! How true. Bernie Sanders 2016!

idcydm February 5, 2016 at 10:21 am

Yep, you’re pretty funny.

Flip February 5, 2016 at 10:45 am
idcydm February 5, 2016 at 11:04 am

Sorry, I don’t click on sites without some idea of where it goes.

Flip February 6, 2016 at 6:16 pm

YouTube clip from Slingblade.

idcydm February 5, 2016 at 10:25 am

And Hillary and Bernie were very amusing last night.

Rocky Verdad February 4, 2016 at 8:22 pm

“If he asks about Bush tell him good southern girls wax”

The Colonel (R) February 4, 2016 at 9:00 pm

Will, you’re just mad you didn’t come up with those lines first!

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Mark February 4, 2016 at 9:03 pm

Bob is the guy “clean cut” white guy that thinks up, and hires the dirty bastards that do all the bad stuff in SC politics. He is Leatherman’s fixer and will rot in hell for his shitty ways.

Nikki for VP February 5, 2016 at 4:28 pm

He’s a “conservative.”

Thank God for him!

flip February 5, 2016 at 8:07 am

Vinegar or mustard-based? I suspect most have their preferences but either is good BBQ.

HD February 5, 2016 at 8:17 am

This is the equivalent of some hack guitarist commenting on a David Gilmour youtube clip – “he’s technically ok, but has no soul.” You’re not now, nor will you ever be, within four leagues of McAlister.

jimlewisowb February 5, 2016 at 9:25 am

Fuckin’ Cockroach’s Cockroach

Wasn’t this POS one of the architects of the “keep them dumb, keep them voting, keep us in power” doctrine which fostered the Corridor of Shame as well as maintaining it for the last 50 years

As for Kate Upton’s pimple, this Cockroach is no doubt an expert in this field given the fact he has been and still is a pimple of the anuses of South Carolina taxpayers

Tony February 6, 2016 at 8:52 am

Pretty sure I remember this is the guy pushing Bob Peeler’s campaign, and religious values while Peeler was involved in an affair with a campaign worker.
Also, wasn’t he the one working with mark Sanford and his religious revival, after he got caught hiking the Argentianian tail…I mean trail!

Annie February 6, 2016 at 11:14 am

In the Military, or Business world you are punished for immoral, or unethical behavior. In politics, it appears that any immoral, or unethical activity is accepted and condoned, even the hypocrisy of using your, so called religion, even if you are far from it. Tony, uses two perfect examples in Peeler and Sanford. I feel Haley is another and obviously McAllister. Anyone who accepts the kind of behavior exhibited, by the aforementioned, is a example of the morally and ethically corrupt.

Yuck February 5, 2016 at 9:42 am

He really should google the term Santorum. He’s using it wrong.

SickOfThisLiar February 5, 2016 at 11:18 am

This was the Ass Hole who tried to make an op/ed joke out of a couple of kids who fell to their deaths off of a building in Columbia. This guy is No Christian of any kind. Only people too stupid to form their own opinions would ever read a word he has to say.

Shamanamika, a.k.a Destiny February 5, 2016 at 3:36 pm

Sounds like he would be fun to fish with. Wonder if he likes black girls?

truthbetole February 5, 2016 at 5:03 pm

i like colored girls…truthbetole. but i aint like leon lott. i don’t like calling my black girls ni*%+ when we have tea. i thank thats unnecessary. it aint fun at all to me.

Stymie Yelodog February 5, 2016 at 4:29 pm

I always thought Bubba’s significant other was named Bubette.

shifty henry February 6, 2016 at 12:11 pm

Most gals in Dixie sport two names —
Wanda Kay, Bonnie Sue, Nellie Rose, Kitty Marie, Dixie Faye, — and so forth

shifty henry February 6, 2016 at 12:14 pm

The guys got’em too —
Grady Jack, Joe Frank, Henry Lee, Robert Earl, —- etc

shifty henry February 6, 2016 at 12:19 pm

BUT – if a guy is a special strain of redneck ya’ know him by his nickname —
Bubba, Bear, Booger ,Buster, Slick, Dude, Snake, or Hoss …..

Stymie Yelodog February 6, 2016 at 1:07 pm

And a fine tradition that is. Bubette Mae, Jean, etc.

shifty henry February 6, 2016 at 12:24 pm

Travel Tip: For all of you folks who will be visiting our Southern States to experience our hospitality, here’s a tip: COLLARDS are always plural. You won’t be able to beg, borrow or steal ONE collard!

Obamaroid_Ointment February 7, 2016 at 2:24 pm

Singular “collard” is perfectly acceptable when followed with “greens” in plural, I.e. “collard greens“.

shifty henry February 7, 2016 at 2:31 pm

Thanks — I should have remembered that…..


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