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#SCFlood: Hello There …

VOLUNTEERING FOR RESCUE MISSIONS … ERR, MISSION Pay attention readers: This is how you “Floodmaggedon.” A beer, a tube and some smoking hot stems. Seriously … If solid ground were to miraculously appear next to this Holy City hottie, we’d be pitching a tent.  In the meantime, though, consider us…

VOLUNTEERING FOR RESCUE MISSIONS … ERR, MISSION

Pay attention readers: This is how you “Floodmaggedon.” A beer, a tube and some smoking hot stems.

Seriously …

If solid ground were to miraculously appear next to this Holy City hottie, we’d be pitching a tent.  In the meantime, though, consider us ready, willing (and possibly able) to commence rescue operations in this, um, vector.

You know, since the state’s response to this storm has been so slow …

(Pic via)

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27 comments

stumpknocker October 5, 2015 at 3:34 pm

good lord, that mug can hold a 6 pack

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Bottoms up October 5, 2015 at 3:36 pm

I like her position, it’s very easy to toss her legs up behind her ears as long as the water is just knee deep. She can also continue to drink in that position.

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 5:00 pm

great legs!

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urbantrout October 6, 2015 at 9:46 am

No, thick legs.

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shifty henry October 6, 2015 at 12:46 pm

they are nicely proportioned…

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 3:47 pm

Is that Taylor giving us an on “sight” report?

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S.L.E.D. October 5, 2015 at 3:59 pm

Sir,we are tracking you. Do you have a track phone? :)

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Rocky Verdad October 5, 2015 at 4:01 pm

What’s a track phone. I have a Smart phone, but people say i”m pretty dumb.

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 11:53 pm

A friend of mine was looking sad the other day, so I asked him what was up… he said he wasn’t busy enough or important enough to use all of the features on his new phone.

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 4:04 pm

No track phone, but to give you a clue — you could find me somewhere in the vicinity of the PlumNelly community… (catch me if you can!)

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br-549 October 5, 2015 at 4:26 pm

p.s. You may have been out of the loop. Taylor apparently had a stalker contacting her on a ‘track phone’ and she apparently contacted SLED-according to FitsNews.

Rocky was apparently a suspect? :) Notice how quick he jumped on that ‘track phone’ talk and his plausible denial of plausibility?

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 4:42 pm

I was away for about 4 weeks so I missed that about Taylor. Those sort of calls are an indication of a mentally disturbed person. Hope she got that stopped.

Rocky Verdad October 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm

Dude, I gave up on Taylor when she was published on Breitbart.

dwb619 October 5, 2015 at 6:51 pm

PlumNelly is just the other side of Possum Kingdom.

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The Colonel October 5, 2015 at 3:48 pm

If she knew what was in that water she’d get the Hell out of it.

Folks, use some (un) common sense:
-do not drive through standing water, you may be able to safely ford that depth but the road bed may be washed out and waiting on a car that weighs what yours does to collapse.
– if at all possible, stay out of the water, at the depth the dumbass above us gloating in the sanitary sewers are topped and spoiling in to the street
– have three days worth of food and supplies on hand and fill your tank when severe weather threatens. In foods and hurricanes, fill you tub with water to use for flushing comodes, bathing and if necessary, drinking.a couple of Fallon milk jugs cleaned out, filed with clean water and frozen can make your refrigerator’s contents last a lot longer, particularly if you stay out of it except to get food.
– tie your stuff down or put it away before the weather starts – one yard I worked in this morning had all the kids toys washed away
– never park in low ground when epic rain is threatened

Hurricane season doesn’t end till November and ice storm season follows right behind.

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Rocky Verdad October 5, 2015 at 4:00 pm

We stocked up Friday, including extra cereal and milk because kids go through that stuff like crazy. Made chili one day, nice soup the other, have a chicken roasting as we speak. Had juice, ice tea, plenty of fruits and veggies. Just sittin’ it out. Snap – I think it’s time to start the mashed tatters.

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 4:59 pm

“… time to start the mashed tatters.” — yep, that cider will get you every time!

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Rocky Verdad October 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm

Cider is all american.

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Col.Flagg October 5, 2015 at 4:01 pm

Don’t be so bossy,Hoss . You may have got our confederate flags but all be damn will you tell me to put my toys away!

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Rocky Verdad October 5, 2015 at 4:03 pm

He’s got a point. I drove my car into water a few years back and ended up breaking the front skirt for no better reason than being an idiot.

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shifty henry October 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm

—- not to mention dead animals, snakes, and I wouldn’t be surprised to hear about a few gators showing up …….

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The Colonel October 5, 2015 at 5:06 pm

And live ones, particularly cotton mouths/water moccasins…

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erneba October 5, 2015 at 6:32 pm

No Gators are coming this weekend, but the Tigers will show up on Saturday and they are loaded.

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Tazmaniac October 5, 2015 at 5:19 pm

You would be surprised at how many people think sewer water would be loaded with brown submarines, so the water in the above picture is “safe”.

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sparklecity October 6, 2015 at 8:59 am

Twenty-something babes that like to party don’t have a clue about anything you are posting – they just call “Daddy’ when the shit hits the fan.
She captures the psyche of coddled upper middle class Caucasians in the south under the age of 30 perfectly….
She would not have a clue if the air raid sirens went off and shortly afterwards saw ‘the flash”
After saying all that, it is a cool picture…………………plus, she is definitely “easy on the eye”…………..

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Squishy123 October 5, 2015 at 7:44 pm

She’s smiling so big for someone who’s floating around in raw sewage.

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urbantrout October 6, 2015 at 9:45 am

Big legged woman ain’t got no soul.

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