FORMER STATE SENATOR SENTENCED FOR ETHICS VIOLATIONS
|| By FITSNEWS || A former South Carolina Senator was sentenced to five years probation for using campaign funds on personal expenses.
Robert Ford – who resigned his office in 2013 as some of his more embarrassing expenses became public knowledge – also received 350 hours of community service and must pay nearly $70,000 to the state’s general fund.
Ford was sentenced by S.C. circuit court judge Robert Hood.
Hood could have sentenced Ford to fifteen years behind bars … which we think is ridiculous considering his corruption paled in comparison to the sort of shenanigans his white “Republican” colleagues habitually undertake.
Ford referred to the case against him as a “public lynching.” He also pointed out (correctly, we might add) that far more egregious offenses had been committed in office by S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley – yet her offenses which were whitewashed by her fellow “Republicans” in the S.C. House of Representatives in 2012.
Also a good point …
Has anyone told him it’s still Masturbation Month? Let him keep strokin’…..
LMAO!!!!! great one!
Clarence Carter called. He wants his lyric back.
OTH, Billy Squier approves.
5 years probation for a penis pump seems a little harsh, even if he did use sucker, er, um campaign funds to buy it.
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
“In over 20 years I haven’t because I try to remain professional.”
With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn’t any bigger than a AAA battery.
The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. “I’m sorry I really am, I don’t know what came over me, I promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen” said Bob.
A guy was telling his friend, “I read in an advice column today that if you’re worried about your penis size you should get an opinion from somebody you respect. Wow, that was one freaked out policewoman! “
Since Fitsnews condones your graphic post pertaining to male and female body parts, inter alia, thus allowing them to remain, your post could be used in the Bingham vs. Fitnews case. That does not, however, mean that you might not be commanded to appear via lawful subpoena for deposition and/or before the court to give testimony.
Didn’t I cave in and delete my ONE COMMENT with Bingham’s name in it? Hmmm, better check on that……
A guy with five penises walks into a doctor’s office. Curious, the doctor asks him how his pants fit. “Like a glove,” he answered.
I seem to remember hearing another variation of that joke around, it started:
“Haley with five penises walks into a doctor’s office.”
The punch line ended with herpes, tears, & divorce decrees…can’t remember it specifically right now.
Haley tells the doctor, “Their names are Will-Screw-For-Agency-Director……
You are so very immature with your bizarre non-stop post about sex and private parts. So please tell, are you on the sexual offender registry? Obviously you are a pervert … and I don’t think you need to be anywhere near children. In fact, I am going to have our cyber lab investigators check you out to be sure you are not a pedophile or have the potential to become one.
Are you sour because your MaMa never laughed at your jokes or cute childish antics? No, don’t answer that….
I apologize for my harsh and insensitive reply to your comment. Here are some jokes for you that you will be able to understand and appreciate:
Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
A: He quacked up!
Q:What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence
Or I have shit in London England, I have shit in Paris, France…. but before I shit here….. I will shit in my pants
Go pick a fight with someone your own cyber size. Not sure they come in XXXXXXS but wishing you my best in your endeavors.
Great. Considering we all know how great of an agency PPP is, I’m sure his “5 years probation” will be a joke….much like his legislative career. https://www.fitsnews.com/2013/06/11/another-nikki-haley-agency-is-in-trouble/
What do you mean? You don’t think he will do the 5 years?
On behalf of Will Folks, I would like to add that his Excellency the Honorable Judge Robert Hood did an superb job and deserves the highest praise. Your decision is the perfect balance of both divine and merciful judgment. If only Will Folks could be so lucky as to be subject to the will of your devine eminence.
Typical of the Columbia mafia. Poor Robert for being the one thrown to the wolves. Low hanging fruit. Rankin should go to jail.
Is it just me…or does he bear a striking resemblance to Robert Mugabe (but without the specs)
Caller: “May I speak with Prime Minister Lumumba?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, but the Lumumba you have called is not a working Lumumba.”
Ford referred to the case against him as a “public lynching.”
One might go so far as to say he was thrown in the Lion’s Den.
Well, maybe not “thrown”….
Maybe the Lion’s Den needs to add a few more signs to their highway advertising and create a model specifically for blacks….call the store the “Swinging Tree”….double entendre and all that.
how is the Booth Cleaning job going?
Why are you interested? I told you already that you can’t have the dirty rags.
were the hell is his Robert Mugabe Lapel Pin???
Between Ford’s case and Harrell’s case, we are seeing first hand just how unbalanced SC judges really are. There are thousands of cases in SC whereas most state judges are in total contrast with one another. You could have the same argument before 10 judges with the same facts and exhibits, but get different outcomes and sentences – some even totally opposite of each other.
There seems to be a disturbance in the force. Momentum is rumored; appears to be building, perhaps, for a major push to have convicted former SC Speaker of the House Bobby Harrell’s probation revoked and his suspended sentence imposed. Hmmmmmm? Could it be the feds out of DC? Time will tell if the rumors are true or not, I suppose.