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Frat Boy Calls “Dibs” On Nikki Haley’s Daughter

TOTAL FRAT MOVE? || By FITSNEWS || We try not to write about the family members of elected officials … at least not without good reason. It’s unseemly … especially when children are involved. Of course when politicians use their offspring as political props, they shouldn’t be surprised when people…

TOTAL FRAT MOVE?

|| By FITSNEWS || We try not to write about the family members of elected officials … at least not without good reason.

It’s unseemly … especially when children are involved.

Of course when politicians use their offspring as political props, they shouldn’t be surprised when people take pot shots. And when politicians use their positions of power to secure certain advantages for their offspring .. well.

Let’s just say in such situations they probably shouldn’t throw hissy fits …

Anyway … earlier this week Haley posted a photo on Instagram of her husband, S.C. first gentleman Michael Haley, posing with the couple’s teenaged daughter Rena Haley.

“I couldn’t love these two more,” the governor wrote.

Awwww, right?

Indeed …

Spoiling the mood?  A wanna-be Alex P. Keaton named Joseph Shaneyfelt who publishes a blog entitled “Reagan Revived: The Art of Frattiness.”

No really … he does.

Shaneyfelt’s take on Haley’s pic?  See for yourself …

(Click to enlarge)

haleys

(Pic: Instagram)

Yeah … dude called “dibs.”

Wait … what is “dibs?”  For those of you tragically unhip, “dibs” is defined by Urban Dictionary as “the most powerful force in the universe … used to call possession of a certain object or idea.”

More specifically, “calling dibs” refers to a man staking a claim on a woman.

“Whoever spots a pretty girl first can ‘call dibs’ on her,” the website explained.  “That way he can make sure none of his buddies would make a move on her.”

Classy, classy, classy …

Our guess is Shaneyfelt is just doing his best to shed the “Young Republican” stigma, but his “total frat move” seems unlikely have the desired effect.

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80 comments

bamberger January 19, 2015 at 11:53 am

She is the spitting image of her daddy.

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aikencounty January 19, 2015 at 3:05 pm

And the insinuation would be?

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bamberger January 19, 2015 at 3:14 pm

Just that she favors her dad more than her mom, looks wise.

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Practical Logic January 20, 2015 at 4:20 am

… that at least one of Mikey’s white tadpoles found the egg before all those tadpoles from wifey’s other partners got to it.

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mrbraindead12 . January 19, 2015 at 11:53 am

Yes, when I call dibs I don’t want my friends to make movies about the girl I like either.

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FastEddy23 January 19, 2015 at 11:59 am

Nice … I thought the kids of poli-wogs were “off limits” to PR and press.

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GrandTango January 19, 2015 at 12:05 pm

You have to consider the followers of FITS…They are Filthy, bitter and failed people…

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grandtangosuglydog January 19, 2015 at 12:22 pm

you don’t even see the irony of the fact you post here every dam week, every dam day more than anyone else. (not to mention the terms bitter and failed will be on your tombstone) Your inner vision resembles Ray Charles driving on the 405.

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GrandTango January 19, 2015 at 12:28 pm

I post on here, because I like a fight you ignorant F*#k. The State newspaper, or many other leftwing websites, ban people like me, because they are intolerant and scared the people who follow them may be persuaded that they are corrupt…They certainly do not want any TRUE diversity of thought…

And I love to see how you react when your myths and lies are confronted…

You better be glad I come on here…I’m a boon to FITS, because the site is not worth reading, by anyone with any sense, unless people like me analyze what this Dumb@$$ is doing…

And I like to pop the S#!* out of the mindless idiots like you…I get a BIG kick out of seeing you struggle w/ me… (:

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grandtangosuglydog January 19, 2015 at 12:34 pm

no struggles..just plain laughing in your ignorant racist face. You are a pussy and a coward; a pussy because many have offered to box you for charity etc after reading your insults and pseudo tough guy talk and you hide like the little frail weakling you truly are..and a coward because when caught outright lying you refuse to admit you are ever wrong and change the subject..remember just recently your comments about OJ etc? (you are such a pussy) and you hide like the coward you are… so spare me the internet tough guy crap..we ALL know better.

Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 1:25 pm

Nice Boz.

You Mad Boo? January 19, 2015 at 12:34 pm

You’re just pissed Fits outed a “young Republican”.

Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 1:24 pm

Brilliant analysis of your well deserved status as the FITS ‘voice of truth’ on all things political.

grandtangosuglydog January 19, 2015 at 1:57 pm

“voice of truth..” LOLOLOLBWAHAHAHAHA …oh shit i cant even keep a straight face long enough to type..LOLOLOL

grandtangosuglydog January 19, 2015 at 1:58 pm

but then i forget you are just typing, once again as another to comment on your own comments..LOLOLOLOL so pathetically sad….LOLOLOL

Saluda Rapids January 19, 2015 at 6:10 pm

And because your own “blog” tanked faster than the Packers did yesterday.

Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 1:26 pm

Nice Buz.

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 1:33 pm

Damn-you just threatened to kill GT? what the fuck is wrong with you? It’s just a blog.

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grandtangosuglydog January 19, 2015 at 1:54 pm

My God you must be the butt stupidest person in the South..and thats saying something. No wonder..no friends, no honor, no integrity..its the Grandasshat and Flip show.

mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 1:07 pm

um, YOU are a follower of FITS

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FastEddy23 January 19, 2015 at 2:27 pm

Mmmm … Dumb downed by the SC “educational” system?

… But first you have to get their attention.

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GrandTango January 19, 2015 at 12:04 pm

Stay out of these people’s personal lives…you Filthy F*#king Dirtbag.

What if someone stalked your kids…because they were a jealous, bitter, Dumb@$$ liberal-Tarian-Liberal, who can’t do anything but lie, lose elections…and report gossip to core-less minions, filled w/ hatred?

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southmauldin January 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm

I wish your father would have stayed out of your mother’s life; that way we wouldn’t have to wade through your insipid and tired bullshit to get to some educated comments.

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GrandTango January 19, 2015 at 2:25 pm

Savage kids much?

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Can't argue with that... January 19, 2015 at 1:21 pm

Oh shit! I agree with GT. Noooooooooooooooooo!

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mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 1:21 pm

I know, right?

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aikencounty January 19, 2015 at 3:02 pm

Almost held my nose and him an upper.
Til he threw in the “liberal” rant.

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mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 4:36 pm

Thanks to this piece of crap, I’ve agreed with GT/Flip AND defended Nikki Haley today. Damn you, FITS!

I need a shower.

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 7:50 pm

I hear you on that.

Not in agreement with Will doing this piece at all.

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Smirks January 19, 2015 at 12:35 pm

You mean people on the internet aren’t 100% classy 100% of the time? Get out of here!

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Dave Chappelle I'm Rick James January 19, 2015 at 12:35 pm

Wait…let me make sure I understand this condition precedent…

“Of course when politicians use their offspring as political props, they shouldn’t be surprised when people take pot shots. And when politicians use their positions of power to secure certain advantages for their offspring .. well.”

Hmm…as opposed to what?

That said…WTF is the point of this article? Seriously! If I call “dibs” on Megan Fox on social media, does that somehow give me an “in” on her?

Really, this is a stupid waste of journalism.

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Tazmaniac January 19, 2015 at 1:09 pm

And just a little creepy with their history.

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm

Makes it easy to understand why Haley would skip the Tea Party gig in MB if FITS is in attendance and fellow self-proclaimed super sleuth Boz is within walking distance on his cane?

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 7:47 pm

pogo has done a pogo, I see. Deleting the fake name du jour from his comments, so they are only “Guest” now. Next he will be claiming to be the victim of a new round of stalking, hacking, etc. Poor, poor, whiney-ass little pogo.

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 8:30 pm

You seem ‘nervous’ about that ‘hacking’ thingy. LMAO!!!!

Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 10:25 pm

In your fever-dream filled mind only.

Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 10:33 pm

Again, I have not used a cane in about a year. I limp a lot. I do not use any kind of pain-killer, even over-the-counter. I don’t want to develop dependence on them. That way lies death. It’s rough, but endurance of pain builds character. I’m aware of the fact that I still need to do that. You, on the other hand, merely substitute the pretense of having any such thing for the real quality.

I have no doubt that there are many posting here who have arthritis and other problems that make walking a challenge. Some may be in wheelchairs. Some may be single or double amputees. I’m sure your making fun of someone for walking with a cane, as you have done dozens of times now, really endears you to those folks.

Again, if you are trying to get people over to your “side”, the near total lack of “up votes” for the garbage you spew here might be a clue as to how well you are doing. Just as on The SNOB. I think you’ll find that this blog is not as easy to destroy as that one was, however.

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flip January 20, 2015 at 6:30 am

lol…I was not a regular contributor to the SNOB however I can count 5 different bloggers that threatened to sue you for defaming comments about themselves and/or business.
That is the reason, in my opinion, TSN shut the blog down-fearful of YOU dragging them into litigation.
You worry about your ‘up votes’-I just post the truth and certainly don’t expect the liberal socialists on here,like yourself, to like it.

Buz Martin January 20, 2015 at 9:48 am

They were not “bloggers”, they were commenters. The same ones you called out repeatedly for being a bunch of drunks and liberals, before you decided to join them in bashing me. It’s a total lie that you were not a regular “contributor.” You certainly were, and mostly as “pogo”, “pogo2”, pogo (original), etc., in addition to dozens of outer SNs. Your style, like that of that one guy you once reviled but now hold up as the model of a perfect businessman, Tomas G. Davis, is absolutely unmistakable. You can’t help but give yourself away.

Please recall that a lot of the threat of lawsuits were a result of that goat-fucking hillbilly who always sucked up to Davis, when he was not trashing him behind his back. Stuff that he posted from our private chats, HIGHLY REDACTED AND EDITED to suit his purposes, caused one of them to get upset, and he threatened to sue me at one point, if I did not publicly apologize and retract the substance of what had been posted from my chats with the hillbilly. I did not, because I did not want to lie and say I didn’t believe it was true.

A handful of people tried to run that blog, even though it was open to the public. That was an issue. They wanted you to go away, and they wanted me to go away. If you’re recall, I often said you had the right to post, and under any name you chose, as long as the blog gave the option for that.

flip January 20, 2015 at 10:29 am

Boz, you have apparently lost it. I have NO idea what the fuck you are talking about.

May you find peace in your mind and soul. Really. I mean it. I am praying for you.

Buz Martin January 20, 2015 at 10:35 am

Save your prayers, save your bullshit. Stop lying about me on here. Period.

testing...flip flip January 20, 2015 at 7:05 am

Boz you are making this way to personal.Whatever issues you and I may have with each other, NOBODY wants to read about them on FITS.

Let’s keep our communication on topic and about the subject of the day.

Buz Martin January 20, 2015 at 9:55 am

You mean “too” personal, don’t you?

I do not have an “issue” with you. What I have is knowledge of what a dishonest and mean-spirited creep you are. Some are interested in some of it, I’m sure nobody is interested in all of it. That’s not my problem. Lie about me, pal, and I WILL respond.

If you really want this to stop, it’s up to you, not me. Stop posting to me, under the name “Flip” or any other SN, in the manner you have been doing it. If I have something to say about one of your comments, don’t YOU make it personal in your response. Don’t tell any more lies about me — and don’t encourage your butt buddy T. Lawrence to do so either.

Stop telling lies about me, and I will stop telling the truth about you. That’s the best deal you are gonna get from me.

flip January 20, 2015 at 10:35 am

Ok Boz. You appear to be on the edge. I can’t speak for whomever ‘T.Lawrence’ is (GT?) but I will do my best to stay on topic and discuss subjects FITS puts forward.

I really think your problem is that GT and I are brilliant in our political analysis and defining the issues of the day from a fiscally/socially perspective.

If you ever need to talk, I am here.

tomstickler January 20, 2015 at 10:57 am

OK, I was just gonna lurk and keep out of this — but “brilliant”?

Insert obligatory Inigo Montoya quote here________________

Bible Thumper January 19, 2015 at 12:44 pm

“when politicians use their offspring as political props, they shouldn’t be surprised when people take pot shots. And when politicians use their positions of power to secure certain advantages for their offspring .. well.”
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Children are always of limits no matter what there parents do.

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mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 1:25 pm

“Children are always off limits no matter what their parents do.”

Well said. As a father himself, I’m surprised FITS green-lighted this garbage.

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Smirks January 19, 2015 at 2:50 pm

Every pol uses their family as a prop in SC. It’s almost a requirement. (Sanford probably took it to a new level by using them to push his “family values” image right before flying off to Argentina, though.)

I don’t see a point to this post either. Some random asshole on the internet made a creepy comment on her daughter’s picture? How is that her fault? Should she not post pictures of her kid on social media like, oh, I don’t know, every other parent does? If anything, this post highlights the douchebag comment and gives it more attention than it deserves.

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Bible Thumper January 19, 2015 at 3:07 pm

My Dad was a very small town mayor when I was a teen. He took me to a Democratic caucus back before we had primaries. He was supporting a slate of candidates. I felt that I was getting a social studies lesson. I learned what was theater and what was substance and the best combine both. I would’ve hated to miss it and don’t think I was being used. Politicians kids should be able to experience this without them or their parent being criticized because of their participation.

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mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 3:25 pm

Plus, it is giving the little douche that made the comment a ton of attention. Why?

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 8:33 pm

Excellent post. Adult comment of the day.

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mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 1:07 pm

Kids are off limits…. except when they’re not.
What the hell, FITS? Take this piece down.

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So pitiful January 19, 2015 at 1:20 pm

Will is still really heartbroken over Nikki rejecting him, obviously. It’s very creepy that he’s focusing on her daughter, though. He’s asking for an ass whipping and deserves one.

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 1:22 pm

mamatiger92 you just earned my RESPECT with your comment.
I promise to treat you with such in the future.

Classy comment.

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grandtangosuglydog January 19, 2015 at 1:56 pm

im sure the woman you have refereed to many times in the past as “mambitch” etc is just over joyed with glee you, the biggest asshat no honor no integrity piece of shit on this site “respects ” her..oh the joy..the joy..

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 2:08 pm

She may be ‘mamabitch’ however I liked the comment.Gutsy for a fem-nazi to speak out against the ‘establishment’.

Just the way it is Boz.

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mamatiger92 January 20, 2015 at 8:39 am

Interesting. You are withdrawing your RESPECT now, Flip?

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Flip Coscoe January 20, 2015 at 9:27 am

Not a chance.You were the FIRST one to speak out yesterday about this-along with our fearless leader GT.

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Dabs January 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm

In college, the girls called ‘scrubs’ on Will. Then he went on to be Sanford’s scrub, Haley’s scrub, TRav’s scrub, dreams of being the scrub of any pretend Tea Party candidate that would be stupid enough to have him.
“Daddy, what do you do for work?”
“I’m a scrub for any ethically challenged republican politician that’ll throw me a peanut.”
“What’s that?”
“Run along. I’m busy posting gossipy nonsense about the daughter of my former employer, who I claimed to sleep with after I got fired. I’m still fired up from kissing some weird businessman’s ass cause I got to see his jet.”
“Oh, like my friends on the Internet who love One Direction…”

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shifty henry January 19, 2015 at 1:58 pm

Mikie (God bless him) has a head too big for his shoulders — he looks like a gangster mob leader from one of those black & white movies starring Edward G. Robinson/James Cagney/George Raft…..

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 7:52 pm

Hey, have you heard the latest? pogo/Sandi/Flip is convinced that I am you as you are me as we are he (grandtangosuglydog) and we are all together.

Now he has pussied himself into being just “guest.” Ain’t that guy a hoot?

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shifty henry January 19, 2015 at 9:23 pm

Land o’ Goshen — that cracks me up ..!!

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shifty henry January 19, 2015 at 2:02 pm

PS to all Frat Boys! Daddie Mikie is a bad-ass dude not have messing with ya’ — just see the photo (previously leaked to the public on Fitsnews) of him wielding his bad-ass weapon during his training before deployment.

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 2:06 pm

This whole thing is unsettling.

But for the record, “dibs” was old school slang when I was still in the new school. I think it goes back to the ’30s.

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ehhh...leave the kid alone January 19, 2015 at 2:40 pm

Claiming dibs is pretty funny, but you’re not the guy to run with a story like this…all it does it make you look bitter.

Really, no one should run stories on pols kids until they become adults and receive some kind of largess as a result of their parents position as our masters. The kids didn’t ask for the spotlight even if their parents are sociopaths.

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ted January 19, 2015 at 3:25 pm

When you post pictures of an attractive girl wearing a somewhat provocative outfit on line, this is what happens.

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say what? January 19, 2015 at 3:46 pm

A child predator couldn’t have said it any better.

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mamatiger92 January 19, 2015 at 4:19 pm

**shaking my head**

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 7:57 pm

Bullshit. That is a rather sedate outfit there, by today’s standards. Jesus. You people!

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Sedate enough? January 19, 2015 at 8:08 pm

“A
drunken man in Thailand was badly bitten on his face, chest and arms
and also required a rabies shot after attempting to rape a passing dog
which he says was “acting sexy”. ”

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=36652

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 10:40 pm

No way in hell I’m clicking on that. lol

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Flip Coscoe January 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

Boz Martin | about.me
about.me/bozmartin

Boz Martin · Buz Martin · Boz the Buzzman · That Boz Guy at the Beach · WilliamBozworth Martin · Ballyhoo Burlesque · Bawdyville · Ballyhoo BurlyCruise …

I defer to you on the subject of wearing a dress. You appear to be an expert on the subject.

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Buz Martin January 19, 2015 at 10:39 pm

You’d think that someone who has actually ever SEEN me in a dress would chime in eventually on this manufactured nonsense. I mean besides the gag pix my ex-girlfriend took one snowed-in Lake Effect day in the northern Midwest.

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neighbor January 20, 2015 at 10:38 am

Not sedate for a 16 year old…posted by most likely her mother.

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rdj January 19, 2015 at 4:16 pm

Shes a beautiful young woman, and I would imagine her mother does love her. I love what you do here fits but don’t give this man any more time or space.

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erneba January 19, 2015 at 7:50 pm

Somewhere between the dibs frat boys are issuing and your whacking off about Donald Trump and his plane, the entertainment factor of this blog dropped substantially.

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BIN News January 19, 2015 at 8:14 pm

“No women, no kids.”

Leon, The Professional.

No threat here sic(k)-o. Just leave kids alone.
Stick with your Teabuggers and Voucher Sluts.

Kids have no recourse to your slime.

After seeing this post by sic(k) willie, our Funding Editor puked her 4th Black Jack and Metamucil into her pantyhose while screaming:

“sic(k) willie is such an ‘ignorant slut.'”

BIN News Editorial Staff

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finally some one gets it! January 19, 2015 at 11:54 pm

You even put in the story you don’t write about family unless there is an important need to do so. They put their kids on Facebook, and some other kid writs “dibs”…this could be the most important relevant ground breaking and game changing scoops you’ve ever written on! Hap tip FITS. This is good stuff.

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Soft Sigh from Hell January 21, 2015 at 5:03 pm

Remember when the USC guys proposed a contest on who “succeeded” first with the daughter of the Bible-smacking butt-stick Mike Fair? Didn’t she change to Clemson?

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xx January 21, 2015 at 6:13 pm

She wasn’t using her daughter as a “political prop”, you idiot! Moms post pix of their kids all the time bc they are proud of their kids. FITS, you do it too.

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