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Michelle Obama: Free Fried Chicken For Democratic Voters

FIRST LADY APPROVES “SOUL FOOD” FOR DEMOCRATIC VOTERS By FITSNEWS || U.S. first lady Michelle Obama is all about healthy eating … well, up to a point. During an exclusive interview with NewsOne for Black America, Obama told host Roland Martin that those who vote Democratic in the 2014 midterm elections…

FIRST LADY APPROVES “SOUL FOOD” FOR DEMOCRATIC VOTERS

By FITSNEWS || U.S. first lady Michelle Obama is all about healthy eating … well, up to a point.

During an exclusive interview with NewsOne for Black America, Obama told host Roland Martin that those who vote Democratic in the 2014 midterm elections should be “rewarded with some fried chicken.”

Ah yes … call it the vindication of Fuzzy Zoeller, who made national news in 1997 when he suggested Masters champion Tiger Woods, the tournamentt’s first black champion, might choose friend chicken for its championship dinner the following year.

Anyway …

“Can we do ‘soul food after we vote?” Martin asked Obama during the interview.

“Absolutely,” the first lady responded. “I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote.”

“I do talk about health,” Obama continued, “but I think that a good victory for Democrats on Tuesday, you know, should be rewarded with some fried chicken.”

Hmmmmm …

“If you like your fried chicken, you can keep it, as long as you vote Democrat,” our friends at the website Zero Hedge noted.

Ha! We get it!

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44 comments

CorruptionInColumbia November 4, 2014 at 2:09 pm

Hey Fits, please fix the clusterphuck that is your Disqus comment section. Today, there is an issue with clicking on the little red dot that indicates someone has “liked” a comment by you or responded to one. Clicking on the red dot does not take you to the list of interactions from fellow commentators. It just locks up the page you are on, making it impossible to scroll up or down the page or to click on any other aspects. To exit, you must refresh the page. Thanks!

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idcydm November 4, 2014 at 2:31 pm

I don’t know if it’s Disqus, Fits or my cpu but it take a lot of keystrokes to get around this site and it’s been that way for awhile.

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CorruptionInColumbia November 4, 2014 at 2:37 pm

Hi idcydm! Disqus has been hiccuping quite a bit on this site as of late. I know my computer is getting old, but something needs a little attention from their IT section, I believe.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 4, 2014 at 7:30 pm

…something needs a little attention from their IT section, I believe.

The IT section needs the same thing that makes Jameis Winston cry after sex.

Mace.

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Smirks November 4, 2014 at 2:49 pm

Disqus is really messed up today, that’s for sure. I’ll click to show new comments and nothing happens, click again and it just flat out disappears and no comment shows up. Have to refresh every time.

Disqus pushes my buttons by not letting me push theirs, dammit!

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CorruptionInColumbia November 4, 2014 at 2:53 pm

I wonder if this clicking the red dot issue has something to do with Haley.

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shifty henry November 4, 2014 at 3:31 pm

As of this moment, after scanning over the comments, I think today the Disqus problem is the result of the commentators —
[a]…posting an unusual amount of words with 3 or more syllables
[b]…posting an extraordinary amount of complete sentences

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Haha November 4, 2014 at 3:32 pm

Lol

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Dice Man November 4, 2014 at 2:18 pm

What about us Democratic Vegan Voters? Do we get the watermelon, collards, and moon pie?

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Libtard November 4, 2014 at 2:28 pm

Holy fucking double standards, if a white candidate said this, democrat or republican, they would be vilified as racists. Harking back to images of black face, watermelon eating, segregation and slavery. But ol Moo’chelle Obama can say it and its comedy. What the fuck America? Racial Stereotypes uttered by black or white polticos needs to be blasted as fucking moronic and wrong.

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Bible Thumper November 4, 2014 at 3:04 pm

Calm down. Fried chicken isn’t racist.

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BROasted November 4, 2014 at 4:31 pm

Wonder if she’s every heard of BROasted chiggins? Now THAT’S rasssssiss.

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Libtard November 5, 2014 at 9:52 am

Well with republicans winning last night, I guess Michelle will not be allowing anyone fried chicken today.

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Goobersmacker November 4, 2014 at 4:09 pm

And yet you yourself are truly a racist, so WTF do you care, WT?

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Native Ink November 4, 2014 at 5:19 pm

Nah, the difference is that she was asked about soul food first. If a Republican was asked that question, no big deal with that answer. The only thing is that no black voter will ever be asking a Republican permission to eat soul food after voting.

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jimlewisowb November 4, 2014 at 2:30 pm

America – What a country –

Democrats offering fried chicken
Republicans offering a dick up the ass
Libertarians offering a study group on how to be an ass

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Dave Chappelle I'm Rick James November 4, 2014 at 2:31 pm

+10 — You win today!

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Me=libertarian asshole November 4, 2014 at 2:44 pm

I’ll take a competent prick any day of the week over fried chicken pandering socialists or fascist in the closet homos.

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Me=libertarian asshole November 4, 2014 at 2:45 pm

I still gave you a “thumbs up” anyway, because your bastard ass is funny.

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John November 4, 2014 at 2:47 pm

Jim’s back!

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FastEddy23 November 4, 2014 at 4:31 pm

That’s funny … What do the socialists have to offer? The vaseline? … To cook the chicken? …

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Grateful to my master November 4, 2014 at 2:43 pm

“I give everyone full permission to eat some fried chicken after they vote.”

Spoken like a true food czar.

I feel so fortunate that she allows us the nice little things in life.

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Smirks November 4, 2014 at 2:52 pm

Don’t worry Republicans, Chick-Fil-A counts as fried chicken, right?

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aikencounty November 4, 2014 at 10:20 pm

Not in Possum Kingdom!

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Squishy123 November 4, 2014 at 3:03 pm

Would it be racist if she had said watermelon?

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Double standard November 4, 2014 at 3:27 pm

Only if she was white.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 4, 2014 at 7:28 pm

How ’bout a coupla 40s an sum Newports?

*looks around*

Hey…she started it!

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Dave Chappelle I'm Rick James November 4, 2014 at 3:04 pm

Ok. This is also a “Win” for today. It’s pretty much how I feel, too!

http://cheezburger.com/8363335680

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Don't forget Starscream November 4, 2014 at 3:30 pm

Ha! great link

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Bible Thumper November 4, 2014 at 3:06 pm

Democrats will be eating crow before the night is over.

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CorruptionInColumbia November 4, 2014 at 4:16 pm

I shudder to think what Lindsey will be eating later on tonight.

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FastEddy23 November 4, 2014 at 4:35 pm

Is that what that is. Someone said it was chicken.

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Leroy's Funeral Home and Rims November 4, 2014 at 3:31 pm

Fried chicken, collard greens, dirty rice, and watermelon free for everyone that bring by a picture of your ballot showing a straight Democrat vote. Free fried chicken, collard greens, dirty rice, and watermelon. Stop by our MLK Boulevard location to take advantage of this offer!

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Bob Jones III November 4, 2014 at 3:39 pm

That is a damn fine picture of some “friend chicken”. I think I’ll head on over to the Cataran Lodge tomorrow and celebrate it being Wednesday and have me some.

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GrandTango November 4, 2014 at 4:15 pm

One TRUE tactic of a Passive Liberal (the definition of FITS) is that he craps himself over meaningless stories, while the REAL policy that damages Americans, FITS either ignores, blames the GOP, or he gets on the wrong side of them…

FITS touches a lot fewer people than establishment media, like The State, but there are a few kinda of stupid people, who are fooled by the dishonest like FITS…so is he more dangerous?

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FastEddy23 November 4, 2014 at 4:29 pm

This just in: Michelle’s School Lunch Program is being used as the guidelines to feed the “illegal” “children” immigrants in certain “detention” camps in Texas, Arizona, etc.

The popularity of said lunches is on the negative side. … But, hey … at least they are being feed.

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Bible Thumper November 4, 2014 at 4:57 pm

To be completely fair to Michelle Obama, your title says “FREE”. There is nothing about “FREE” in the story.

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esylkesndymrn November 4, 2014 at 4:59 pm

Michelle didn’t offer free fried chicken. She gave her permission for all democrats who voted to have one piece of fried chicken. Gave her permission!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!! The higher power has spoken. So it is said. So it shall be done.

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xx November 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm

“I give full permission to eat fried chicken…”. Thanks, but I was not aware that I needed permission to eat fried chicken.

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We know what's best for you November 4, 2014 at 5:34 pm

Silence yourself citizen.

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 4, 2014 at 7:34 pm

“Eating fried chicken without permission may have worked in the 1800s…but the world has changed…the founding fathers could not have envisioned computers…cell phones…air travel…nuclear weapons…Bojangles….”

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Starr November 5, 2014 at 4:02 am

Oooooooo. The food Gestapo is coming for you.

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9" November 5, 2014 at 5:21 am

Keeping it unreal.Fits gotta KFC coupon,down at the bottom.

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Noneya November 5, 2014 at 10:20 am

OK Michelle, how do I get my free Fried Chicken?…

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