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The Jean Toal Parking Experience

CHIEF JUSTICE’S VEHICULAR MISADVENTURES CONTINUE The most dangerous place in South Carolina isn’t the violence-prone Five Points area of the state capital.  Or the U.S. Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site.  Or the G-Vegas “hood.”  Or the space between S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley and a national television camera. Nope … The…

CHIEF JUSTICE’S VEHICULAR MISADVENTURES CONTINUE

The most dangerous place in South Carolina isn’t the violence-prone Five Points area of the state capital.  Or the U.S. Department of Energy’s Savannah River Site.  Or the G-Vegas “hood.”  Or the space between S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley and a national television camera.

Nope …

The most dangerous  place in South Carolina is anywhere within a 1,000-yard radius of the maroon Honda Odyssey belonging to S.C. Chief Justice Jean Toal.

We’ve long known that Toal can’t drive (especially after knocking back a few adult beverages at her favorite downtown Columbia, S.C. bar), but it turns out she can’t park either …

Don’t believe us? Just take a look at this image provided to us this week by one of our intrepid readers …

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Chief Justice parking problems

(Pic: Submitted)

Yeah …

According to our sources, Toal had some business to attend to at the Wells Fargo Bank located on Hampton Street in downtown Columbia, S.C. on Thursday afternoon – but no parking places were available.

Rather than wait for a spot to open up, Toal did what any powerful state government official in South Carolina would do … which is to say “whatever she wanted.”

Sounds a lot like how she approaches her official capacities, doesn’t it?

“Notice how her ‘drunkwagen’  is blocking at least half of the driveway leading to the Wells Fargo parking lot, not to mention the solid yellow curb,” our source observed.  “Something tells me if a ‘lowly citizen’ did this it would be towed immediately.  I guess some feel entitled.”

Some do indeed, dear friend … some do indeed.

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27 comments

jimlewisowb August 22, 2014 at 1:23 pm

Employees at Wells Fargo are grateful that she parked her car and came in the bank this time

Last time she sat in her car in the lot blowing her horn until someone came out and ferried her transactions in and out of the bank

She was listening to Walls of Jericho’s rendition of “There’s No I In Fuck You” and didn’t want to leave her car

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theblooms August 22, 2014 at 1:36 pm
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Same ol' Same ol' August 22, 2014 at 2:09 pm

Well, that was enlightening.

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CorruptionInColumbia August 22, 2014 at 4:54 pm

Reminds me of an very inspirational coach we had in high school who always told us, “there is no “I” in scrotum”.

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Smirks August 22, 2014 at 1:39 pm

At least she managed to park on something other than someone else’s car.

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Roberto August 22, 2014 at 1:42 pm

So if a picture can be used to ticket me running a red light, can one not be used to ticket here? Police chief? What about it?

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shifty henry August 22, 2014 at 2:21 pm

Hmmm- hasn’t this been tried before — unsuccessfully?

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Mike at the Beach August 24, 2014 at 12:05 am

Photos can’t be used to ticket us in SC…

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PC patron August 22, 2014 at 2:09 pm

I have occasion to be in a building behind the SC Supreme Court at Gervais and Sumter. We have enjoyed watching how Queen Jean parks in her parking space – at various angles and such – directly behind the SC Supreme Court building.

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Photo Bug August 22, 2014 at 4:23 pm

Get some photos of it … but from angles that do not give away your exact location. Send them in to Sic.

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anonymous August 22, 2014 at 2:10 pm

Toal absolutely owned Bob Coble and now Steve Benjamin. Nothing will ever happen to her drunk driving or any other driving violations in the City of Columbia.

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CorruptionInColumbia August 22, 2014 at 4:51 pm

Seriously! Also, how does City Manager Wilson get to driver around in a damn Cadillac Escalade with police radios, flashing blue lights, and maybe even a siren, when she has no police credentials? I wish someone from SCHP could make a bust on her for that.

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jimlewisowb August 22, 2014 at 7:22 pm

Very logical

Since Czarina Wilson hires/fires the police chief she therefore is above him on the organizational chart and is entitled to all the accoutrements that the police chief has plus one or two more(nicer car, stiletto heels, botox treatments, butt suction)

Likewise she hires/fires the fire chief and is entitled to all the accoutrements that the fire chief has – baggy pants, big coat, rubber boots, big hat, a badge plus a bright red pumper truck with red lights to drive down to Ben and Jerrys for a cone of rocky road

Or to put it another way – the biggest turd floats to the top and stinks the most

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Squishy123 August 22, 2014 at 9:11 pm

The Columbia City Manager drives a Cadillac Escalade? Well, well, well, Columbia truly has become a chocolate city. Does it have 26″ rented rims on it too?

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CorruptionInColumbia August 23, 2014 at 8:28 am

Squishy, that is a good question which I honestly do not have an answer for at this time. It wouldn’t surprise me, though.

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Ted Vick August 22, 2014 at 3:38 pm

Jean Toal is my DD

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JHT August 22, 2014 at 3:53 pm

Goddamnint I had to stop by there to get Stephanie Nye’s allowance because she had a boxtox appointment and I need to keep my eyecandy fresh!

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Jackie Chiles August 22, 2014 at 4:10 pm

Barney Fife Nailed another one.

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Jean Toad Is a Drunk. August 22, 2014 at 4:16 pm

You crack me up, Sic!! Too funny … within a 1000 feet? ROFLMFAO!!!!! …. Illegally Parked … a violation of the Code of Laws of South Carolina; and, of course, now a judicial canon violation. Bet she had alcohol in her system!

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Jean Toad Is a Drunk. August 22, 2014 at 4:17 pm

Someone should put a decal on her bumper … a decal that says, “WARNING. Stay Back 1000 Feet.”

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Take Toal Off Our Roads August 22, 2014 at 4:26 pm

Which Bar does Toal patronize? We can stake it out and get video of her while driving after she leaves. She could T-bone a car and kill children if we do not do something about it.

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anonymous August 22, 2014 at 10:36 pm

Lesbo bar on Devine Street. With her usual suspects. Only 4.2 blocks from her house…..Call her “friends” at the McNair Law Firm and the Betsy Gray Law Firm and you will get their schedule. This is more corrupt than anyone really knows.

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CorruptionInColumbia August 23, 2014 at 8:30 am

I wonder of Jean was a regular patrol on the old “Fortress” on Two Notch, back in the 80’s.

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Operation Bust Toal August 23, 2014 at 10:02 am

Recruiting USC students, etc, with smartphones cams who want extra cash.
Some even in suits to blend in.

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Wes Mantooth August 22, 2014 at 4:29 pm

You should see how she parks at church. “Fire lane? Who cares!? Don’t these people know who I am?!?!?!”

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Mark M. August 24, 2014 at 7:43 am

You mean like the time she smashed her neighbor’s parked car on Wheat Street, about 5 houses down from her own, while on the way home from a “function”. She called the po-po when she got home, and when they came to the door, she greeted them, glass of wine in hand.
She ain’t stupid…just drunk…

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jib jab August 24, 2014 at 11:39 pm

Ugly Honda van. Ugly license plate. Bull dyke butch looking driver.

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